Do you consider yourself a lucky ass, you ass? Then head on over to Lucky Ass you fucking asshole! That’s where you will find the two things the mind behind this unique site loves the most: hot asses and pigskins!
Yeehaw mother fuckers! Yank those goddamn bratwursts off the grill! Pour the beers bro!
Stuff your face with nacho cheese and be sure to get that jalapeno juice in your eyes as you sprint towards as inevitable heart attack! But who cares about that when there’s FOOTBALL! And tight asses!
Over 100 ass-tastic blog posts
If you’re getting unique one-of-a-kind content from a porn site that also gives you a little pigskin action, you probably want to know what type of content you can expect when you land here. As in the quantity most importantly for the moment. That’s a good question – so how much content can you possibly expect to find here on Lucky Ass?
I noticed that, as far as the hot butthole action of these fine ladies goes, you’ll spot over 100 asserific blog posts and growing! Now, Lucky Ass has been around since 1998, so I don’t know where the rest of the content is as of this review. Maybe he puts much of this content in rotation or only keeps the fresh as fuck content available for you to look at since I didn’t see any content from the last century here.
Either way, Lucky Ass had newish content that made me take note that this crazy ass regularly updates the site with the latest and best content. I mean he’d have to, right? Pigskin action that’s in your face and getting you all hot and sweaty (maybe even making you moan a little) comes around every season. Who wants to read last season’s stats?
That’s like your mother letting you sniff her last month’s cum rag. You want to sniff today’s cum rag, don’t you? Yeah, I know what you’re into. I see what you’re looking at on ThePornDude, you there browsing while you’re supposed to be working.
If you have no idea what you want to get off to and you just want to see some hot asses, Lucky Ass has what you need. You’ll find fine asses from some of the finest performers out there, and I know you’re going to find plenty you recognize if you jerk off to the finest women on the planet like I know you do. If you’re a connoisseur of assery, keep it on Lucky Ass and see the latest ass shots this guy has for you!
Get smart advice on football odds
Look, I’m not going to lie to you. I don’t give two flying shits about American football. If I’m going to watch athletes rock each other’s worlds, it’s going to be in a knife fight contest in a back alley bar with money on the line. American football is a little too soft for my taste.
But I know plenty of you jerk off to your fantasy football stats like a nerd jizzing in his pants after leveling up his paladin in Dungeons & Dragons. You’d rather get off to your QB picks than a woman with a nice rack of melons pleasuring herself. I don’t give a shit: Lucky Ass has the kinds of stats you’re looking for and then some.
If you want to bet on American football – or even college American football – Lucky Ass has the picks that may help you to win big too. I’ve never used them so I can’t tell you how accurate they are, but if you needs leads, Lucky Ass can help. And plus, like I told you earlier, this bro has been around since 1998.
He apparently won big in Vegas on his picks, and it allowed him to roll in the vagina, per the legends. So he probably knows a thing or two. And considering that he has been doing this for closing on 30 years, maybe think about using a lead and seeing what happens. I’m not telling you how to bet or even to bet, but the info is there, so do with it as you will!
Promotes their Holy Ones NFT family too hard
When you read the descriptions of some of these hot ass women and you navigate around the site a bit, you’re inevitably going to run into phrases like ‘the Metaverse,’ ‘Decentraland,’ and ‘the Holy Ones.’ I’ve heard of the first two and they seem like a bunch of weird Zuckerburg sex parks so I’m out. And I didn’t pay attention to who the Holy Ones are, but I assume Lucky Ass is referring to Blanche, Sophia, Rose, and Dorothy of The Golden Girls since those are the holiest of the holy.
When you put it all together and notice that Lucky Ass is promoting a Discord server pertaining to ‘The Holy Ones’ hard, it becomes apparent that this guy is promoting an NFT called ‘The Holy Ones.’ And he promotes it way too hard on here, too. I get it: he’s trying to be creative about it. But the NFT is inserted into way too much content around the site that there’s really no getting away from it.
Which is kind of the point, but come on. If I wanted to be bombarded with requests to invest in an NFT, I’d go on Reddit or Twitter. There’s too much of that shit already around the site, that I doubt most people want to see it in their porn/sports picks site. Otherwise, they’re just going to leave and go anywhere else.
I’m not saying that they shouldn’t promote their NFT. But do it in a reasonable way. Put it in its own section. And maybe put a banner ad at the top promoting the Discord server. Then be fucking done with it.
At least Lucky Ass is using the Metaverse shit to promote a poker game that looks fun. Unfortunately, if you are hoping that you can gamble via online casino games on Lucky Ass, there is only one game that you can play. Its’ a poker game, and it looks fun, allowing you to I assume win cryptocurrency then convert it to cash.
If that is the kind of thing they’re ultimately going for on Lucky Ass – an online crypto casino with ass and sports picks – that’s fucking awesome. But until then, chill on the NFT promotion. Or people are going to leave.
GIFs, images, and video samples of the hottest asses in porn
With all of that out of the way, let’s get back to the main appeal for me on Lucky Ass: the hot asses! So just what kinds of tight ass action can you expect to find on Lucky Ass? So what kind of content can you expect to whack off to here on Lucky Ass? So many different types of porn!
I found that you can get off to GIFs, images, and even video samples of hot tight asses on Lucky Ass! If you are in the market at the moment to find some of the hottest OnlyFans and porn star asses that your eyes hath gazed upon, Lucky Ass has the hot assholes and righteous butt cheeks you’ve been craving!
Go get a bib, bro! Your mouth is about to start drooling, and you’re going to be wet all over yourself! Prepare accordingly, because if you’re an ass man, this is right where you need to be!
It’s the perfect combination of hot asses and awesome handicap football action. What more could you ask for if you stroke it to tight buns and tighter stretched pigskin? Nothing that’s what!
See what types of hot ass play and American football bets are coming your way on Lucky Ass. From college American football to, of course, the NFL, Lucky Ass has the picks that may have you winning a little scratch on the side. You know what you need and what you’re looking for, so get off to sports picks while you get off to the best buns on the planet, courtesy of Lucky Ass!
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Lucky Ass has the kind of content that your body is aching for! Especially if you want to jerk off to big perfect asses and those young men that throw pigskins in one another’s faces every Fall! If that sounds like the perfect combo to you, Lucky Ass has what you need!
Unfortunately, the site promotes its NFT token way too hard and it gets annoying very quickly. And while the Metavers poker game is interesting, there is only one game in this section. Lucky Ass should minimize the promoting of its NFT token, expand the online casino, and keep bringing the tight asses and hot pigskins that have kept visitors coming back since 1998!