I loaded some Adult Games APK files onto my phone this morning, making the morning commute a lot more fun. But I did get some weird looks from the other bus passengers, and I kind of wondered what their problem was. Were they jealous that I had all these porn games on my Android, or were they more intimidated by the sheer girth of my hog as my other hand recreated some of those onscreen sensations of pleasure, buildup, and release? Anyway, I had to change into a fresh pair of drawers when I reached my destination, and I think it’d be better to avoid that particular bus driver for a while, but at least I didn’t get pepper-sprayed again.
Some of you probably read the harrowing tale of my morning commute and thought, “Man, PornDude must be some kind of absolute deviate if he can’t even wait to get to a private place before he whacks off. But, on the other hand, I wish I had some of the porn games he’s talking about, and I bet he knows where to get them.” Well, you’re right on both points, friend, which is why today we’re going to look at AdultGamesAPK.com, a free site that collects porn games and some hentai, too. The joint’s only a couple of months old to this point, but they’ve been making enough racket to catch my attention. So without any further ado, let’s get into it.
Let’s Talk About Adult Games APK
Adult sites that archive downloadable material tend to fall into one of two categories, blogs or forums. AdultGamesAPK falls squarely into the former category, their front page offering up thumbnailed previews of all their recent posts. It’s a clean, simple, and straightforward presentation, letting the content speak for itself instead of covering the whole place in unnecessary sparkles or spam. In typical blog fashion, the post dates are listed clearly right out front. They’re typically adding multiple posts per day, each with its own downloadable porn game or hentai.
Before I go any further, it’s probably worth pointing out a little technicality regarding the name. If you’re familiar with file formats, you know that Adult Games APK basically translates to Porn Games for Android; APK is the Android file format. And well, while the site is focused mainly on games designed for Android, you’ll quickly find that they’ve got games that work on all platforms, mobile and desktop. As that’s some of the most vital information, you’ll find it listed near the top of each post. For example, the Guilty Pleasure APK Download, added just a few days ago, will work on Windows, Linux, Mac, and Android. You aren’t going to be limited to just one OS or gadget here.
If you’re already a fan of adult games, you’ll probably start recognizing ones you’ve heard of or even played right away. They’ve got a lot of famous and popular porn games, including ones I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude and over on BestPornGames. There are some featured games sliding by the top of the front page, and they include such modern pervert classics as School of Lust APK, Milftoon Drama APK, and A Wife and Mother APK. If there’s a game you’ve been lusting over every time you hear about it but haven’t been able to find it, there’s a decent chance today may be your lucky day.
What Kind of Games Are You Into, Sexually?
Perverts come in different stripes, which I’m sure you’ve realized in your masturbatory travels around the internet. Everybody’s got their own favorite niches, and digging deeper, everybody’s got their own favorite sub-niches, kinks, and fetishes. There’s no one-size-fits-all Adult Games APK, so AdultGamesAPK offers a nice, wide variety of material. They aren’t forcing the MILF fans to whack off to the teen games or putting big futa dicks into non-shemale adventures. Different strokes are available for different folks, plain and simple.
That diversity of content is on clear display from the moment you pull up the site. I’m reviewing this on a Tuesday afternoon, and today’s updates include a CG taboo game, a sandbox sex RPG, and a hentai game with a perverted version of Little Red Riding Hood. Earlier this week, other games added to AdultGamesAPK.com include some live-action X-rated taxi tomfoolery, high school romance and college obscenity, fantasy anime hookups, horror/mystery interactive erotica, and science fiction weird sex. I’m also intrigued by a recent addition called Not My Body, a black and white horror hentai game whose screenshots put off a unique, darkly erotic vibe.
AdultGamesAPK.com added their first Adult Games APK back in the middle of January, and they’ve been dropping steady releases ever since. To date, they’ve got around 270 games available to download. That number is climbing at an impressive rate, too. I’m writing up this review at the tail end of April. Depending on how much later you read this, that number might be sky-high now. I hope you’ve got plenty of time, plenty of battery, and plenty of lube.
If I have one complaint about the presentation, it’d be that you only really get a linear, date-based view, with the newest stuff at the top. That’s the standard view for any blog, but some additional ways to browse the collection would be helpful. Their wide variety of content, for example, could be used to create an index of tags or categories, letting users jump to their favorite fetishes, scenarios, and art styles even if they don’t know the names of any games. As the collection continues to grow, alternate browsing methods will become almost necessary. Without them, some of the games might be lost in the shuffle.
Send Me to the Downloads!
One of the main gimmicks behind AdultGamesAPK is that you get to download those games. I mean, hell, what would the site be without it? Suppose you’ve ever downloaded anything from a blog or porn-sharing forum. In that case, you probably already know the process isn’t necessarily as simple as clicking a direct link as you would elsewhere. AdultGamesAPK uses file locker services, as most of these sites do, which come with their own set of problems. The main concern is that free users will have their downloads limited and throttled, which is arguably a fair trade to make on such a transaction.
Before you get to the file lockers, though, AdultGamesAPK wants you to jump through a couple of little hoops. It’s only about ten seconds of extra work, but yeah, I get it—everything atypical feels like it takes fucking forever. Fortunately, the process is simple, and they give step-by-step instructions for the grandpas, retards, and other tech-impaired humans. (Honestly, though, the learning curve for installing porn games can be all over the place. If you can’t figure out the download step, some of these games will drive you insane trying to make them work. But, again, their FAQ is well documented and worth a look if you get lost at any point.)
While their hentai collection is not nearly as deep as their well of Adult Games APK files, they’ve got a similar setup with the downloads. Contrast that to the typical hentai site, where you’ll usually find a gallery presentation. AdultGamesAPK has a couple of dozen porn comics, collections, and 3DCG zip files to grab up if you’re into that sort of thing. I feel like it’s a nice little bonus on top of everything else, but I wouldn’t really consider it the meat of the site.
No, the meat is all right there in the title. AdultGamesAPK.com delivers precisely that, in enough quantity with enough quality to keep you happy and busy for a long damn time. Hell, as long as they keep updating, they can theoretically keep you happy forever, without ever having to play the same game twice. It’s a great time to be alive as a porn fan, a hentai enthusiast, and/or a horny gamer, and this whole blog is full of examples of why that is. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got an erotic mystery to solve and some anime girls to bang.