Fellas, we’re truly blessed to live in a world that offers a literal buffet of pussy, each offering a different experience. From veteran MILF pussies that have seen a lot of action to the cute and breedable pussies of 19-year-old blonde chicks and everything in between, there’s a vast selection of twats in the world and an equal number of men who go wild for each one.
But out of all of the pussy available to us, there’s one that an increasing number of people are going wild for. It’s the type of clunge that often comes with a side order of fishnets, leather, heavy tattoos, and nipple piercings. Yep, I’m talking about Goth pussy!
If you’re the type of person who holds a grudge, then it’s time to forgive the Goths for sacking Rome back in 410 AD because Goth girls have more than made up for their ancestor’s behavior by offering some of the wildest sexual experiences you’ve ever seen!
If you can pull them away from their Ouija Board for five minutes, and don’t mind the jingle jangle of their chokers, chains, and piercings during sex, then climbing between the tattooed thighs of a Goth slut and being exposed to their often unbridled and unashamed sexual lust, there’s a strong chance you’ll never go with a cute blonde called Stephanie ever again. After all, Goth girls are gradually changing the meaning of the term, ‘’Once you go black, you never go back!’’
However, I have some sad news for you all. Grab a box of tissues; you’ll need them for two types of tears in this review! Goth pussy is a pretty underserved niche in the hardcore porn world, making it pretty hard to find big-budget productions featuring tattooed bitches with a dark streak. This means you’re best looking in the world of amateur porn to find the hottest Goth sluts around.
Luckily, you’re in the right kind of sticky hands with The Porn Dude, because I know all of the naughtiest places where the kinkiest Goth sluts hang out. Don’t worry; we won’t be venturing into any cemeteries. Instead, we’re going into the caves of Reddit to explore what’s been described as a thriving community of Goth sluts called Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/!
Now, will Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/ manage to blow my mind more than a 19-year-old Goth slut with zero sexual inhibitions and the ability to ride your cock all night? Or will it be an experience more uncomfortable than fucking a Goth MILF who then offers to invite her female friend over for a threesome only to pull out an Ouija Board?
Let’s find out!
What is Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/?
Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/ is an amateur porn subreddit that very much does what its name suggests. This is a welcoming space for a broad spectrum of Goth girls to gather and share their content of themselves posing naked in various creative ways.
The focus is on pussy, but the content usually incorporates the girl herself, and many of them are smoking hot. It’s far from the biggest subreddit in the world and is home to just over 64,000 members, but this is a tight-knit community, and 64K is more than enough to contribute to a thriving porn feed.
Now, I’ve seen a lot of Goth porn over the years. So I was naturally keen to see if Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/ and the girls within could make my pulses run higher than a Roman citizen in 410 AD who has just had his door kicked down by a female Goth warlord with a strap-on between her legs before screaming, ‘’You hear that, Roman? I’ma get Germanic on your ass!”
What’s the Goth Girl Porn Like on Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/?
Now, Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/ might be dwarfed by some other Goth porn subreddits, but that’s not to say its feed of porn is a fast-moving river of choker-wrapped smut worth exploring. In fact, it would take you a long fuckin’ time to explore everything this feed has to offer.
But because you made the wise choice of putting your porn navigation into the hands of The Porn Dude, that time-consuming journey doesn’t have to happen because I explored every dark corner of this pussy-soaked subreddit to find the most top-rated content the community has to offer. Now, prepare yourself for some of the finest Goth pussy this subreddit has ever seen!
●    The thigh highs stay on – This chick looks a bit like Jane from Breaking Bad, minus the, well, you know… Anyway! Clad in an alluring pair of thigh-high socks and Gothic underwear, she’s pulled the latter aside to reveal a wet pussy ready for you to slide into. Her gorgeous all-natural tits are hanging out too, and this cute but naughty slut makes for one of this community’s highest-rated and most breedable Goth sluts!
●    Do you want a taste? – This skinny and petite eGirl has a fat and meaty pussy, and she loves to play video games naked. Her gaming marathons can stress her out a little, so it’s your job to drop to your knees and eat her irresistible pussy as she defeats her online rivals. It’s not much to ask, is it? When you’re done, your reward is getting to suck on her pierced nipples before sliding inside her soft pink twat. Achievement unlocked!
●    Eat it through my fishnets! – This girl’s eyes look like they’ve seen some genuinely debauched shit over the years, and she’s looking at you like her next sexual trophy! She likes to put her men to the test and always wears fishnet tights before she fucks. To get access to her twat, you have to fight your way through her fishnets using your teeth. When you do, that pussy is all yours. Oh, and if you don’t? She has a pretty formidable strap-on cock in her bedside drawer for bitches like you. I’m sure you’ll succeed!
Design of the Subreddit
Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/ might not be the biggest Goth porn subreddit around, but it has still managed to create a well-customized design that allows it to stand toe to toe with some of its bigger competitors.
The cover photo of the community is a striking and professionally-made image in black and white. It spells out the subreddit’s name in Gothic lettering with various dark and mystical themes around it that any Goth and their admirer will surely love. The profile picture is equally fitting and consists of a black Pentagram on a light grey background.
The subreddit’s sidebar starts with a bio describing what the subreddit is all about, followed by a widget showing how many people currently make up the community and the number of them online. There’s also a list of eight rules that must be followed to avoid the ban hammer, such as OC content only and an overall ban on not being a dick. Fair.
The mods have also added an easy-to-read text box detailing how users can get verified to post the required OC content in the thread. After this is a list of related subreddits that Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/ has been kind enough to promote, such as r/HairyGothGirls and r/AltGirls. The sidebar then rounds off with a list of the ten people currently serving as community moderators.
What I Like Most About it
Whatever preconceived ideas you have about Goth girls and their appearance can be left at the door here. This subreddit is home to a thriving array of exhibitionist Goth sluts that is fun to explore. Well, at least for a while, but I’ll explain why shortly.
Sixty-four thousand members might not be the biggest subreddit around, but there are enough Goth girls in here to create a healthy sense of competition which results in a fresh feed or increasingly creative pussy pictures.
Also, the mods’ effort into the overall design is badass. The professionally-made cover photo does a great job of welcoming you in and sums up the theme of the community while withholding NSFW content until you delve in further.
What I Don’t Like
The subreddit has a ban on anything hardcore. Usually, I’d respect this, but the rule is pretty fuckin’ draconian. For example, girls aren’t even allowed to upload anything that features penetration from dildos, penis, or fingers, and there’s also a ban on excessive bodily fluids. What the hell, man? I thought Goths were open-minded. I’ve also fucked a lot of Goth chicks, and they often tend to squirt, yet it seems like they wouldn’t be allowed in this subreddit.
Suggestions I Have for Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/
Loosen up your attitude to hardcore content. Pussy is great and all, but you can only look at so much non-stimulated pussy for so long until you start to get bored and want something more hardcore. If you want to be able to grow and keep up with the other Goth porn subreddits, you’ll have to allow for slightly more hardcore content. It doesn’t have to be on the level of creampie gangbangs, but a dildo or some squirting here and there isn’t going to break anyone’s heart, right?
Conclusion
Reddit.com/r/GothPussy/ is home to some smoking-hot Goth sluts flashing their warm and welcoming pussies in various naughty ways. But if you’re looking for content that’ll truly get your cock pumping, then you won’t find it here. It’s hard to see past the softcore nature of the content, and the ban on excessive bodily fluids is too much. It’s a middle finger for horny Goth girls who get overly wet and/or squirt. My final verdict? I won’t be coming back.