When you visit Wildz for the first time, you may be inclined to think that it’s a place where you can watch a hot granny get her fuck on while riding a motorcycle. Or jumping out of an airplane. I love to jerk off to about any kind of porn out there, but this isn’t that kind of fucking site.
That granny, who may be an actor, is just the mascot for Wildz. It’s one of those online casinos that have been popping up ever since COVID made brick-and-mortar casinos nonexistent. But let’s get back to that fucking mascot. Why the hell did they do that? A cartoon character would have worked just fine instead of an old bat dressed in motorcycle gear.
Oh well. You can’t fault Wildz for trying something different. Yeah, I could have used the word daring, but I didn’t. ThePornDude hates puns.
Enough about some actor in cheesy motorcycle attire. Does Wildz have the fucking cock and balls to make you suck on the casino’s house and gamble the night away? Because this is where it really counts, all I can say is, ‘maybe.’
Accepts all types of payments
If players will win big, Wildz needs to make it convenient for players to deposit and withdraw funds. That can be one of the biggest hurdles when it comes to operating an online casino. Luckily, Wildz makes it convenient (mostly) to deposit and withdraw money.
Depositing your cash is pretty damn easy for the most part. Players can deposit funds via Visa/Mastercard credit/debit cards. If you use American Express, Discover, or another type of card, sorry, pal, you are shit out of fucking luck! It is best to get a card that the rest of the world accepts!
If you don’t want to use a credit or debit card at all, don’t worry about it. Wildz allows you to deposit via Skrill, MuchBetter, ecoPayz, Trustly, and Neteller. You can also deposit winnings to your bank account or Paysafecard (for some reason, you can only withdraw money to Paysafecard, you cannot deposit it into your Wildz account). Players can also withdraw their winnings to Skrill, MuchBetter, ecoPayz, Neteller, and even credit cards.
One thing to note is that there are a couple of typical options missing. Withdrawing and depositing money via PayPal, for example, is missing. That could be due to some Terms of Service (ToS) agreement that keeps them from funding online gambling sites. Who knows, but there has to be a reason why they are missing.
What is even more peculiar is that Wildz does not allow you to deposit and withdraw using cryptocurrency. Most online casinos at least allow you to withdraw and deposit using Bitcoin. In most cases, only one kind of cryptocurrency that is offered will suffice. Wildz needs to seriously make it more convenient for users to deposit and withdraw their money. While it is nice that they offer all kinds of payment options, they need different withdrawal options to make it all the more convenient for the players.
Earn rewards
A thing I can say about Wildz is that they certainly dish out the rewards. While you can expect to receive rewards from most online casinos, Wildz goes beyond the norm and doubles down. They want you to feel like you are making progress when running down the list of rewards it shows.
The most straightforward way to get rewards is by earning free spins when you fill the Progress Bar. Every time you go up a level (called ‘Levelz’), you also earn a free spin toward different games. You can also earn a free spin on certain games if you miss a couple of consecutive rounds, thanks to their Spinback feature.
Once you accrue at least five free spins, you get to play them. If you have below five free spins, you cannot play—those the rules, as annoying as they may be. But as you can see, you still get to earn a ton of free spins as it is, so it’s not a big deal.
If you keep coming back for more, you will also earn up to 20% cashback. They will even provide you with a personal account manager if you are a Loyalty+ member. They treat you like you’re a part of the team if you are a regular. That sounds pretty damn awesome if you fucking ask me!
Fuck load of games
Now for the most important part. Oh, what’s that, you might ask? It’s the fucking games, you dolt! If Wildz has fuck-all when it comes to good games, there would be no point in checking them out in the first place. Fortunately, Wildz has plenty of games that will make you want to deposit your money and start gambling right away!
They have over 1200 games to be exact. You will find games of all kinds—high volatility slots like Iron Bank, Deadwood, and more. You can also find high-stake jackpot games with daily winnings, like Gonzo’s Quest Megaways, and even mega jackpots like Mega Moolah! Your favorite types of table games are present as well, like blackjack, roulette, video poker, and baccarat.
Players can also gamble live with others. They can play classic table casino games like craps, blackjack and roulette variants, Texas Hold ‘Em-types, and other kinds of poker variations. That’s fucking awesome if you want my goddamn opinion. And I know that you do. Instead of going into an actual casino and playing a round of blackjack with the local loser that stays so long at the tables until he pisses his pants, you can gamble with others around the world from the comfort of your own device.
Who fucking needs real-world casinos when you’ve got all the best games right in your goddamn pocket? No more hanging around old fuckers that smell like ointment and won’t stop talking to you. Jump onto these tables and play with people that know how to play the fucking games and are not wasted off their asses trying to put a finger up your asshole.
With so many fucking casino games to choose from, you will not have difficulty finding something to play. Whether you want to play live-action table games or try your luck at the slots, there are plenty of games to enjoy. You have your work cut out for you if you want to play all of them, though!
Made for mobile
Remember when I said earlier that you could play all of Wildz’s games in your pocket? I wasn’t talking about showing an entire desktop into those stained sweatpants you love jerking off into. I meant that you could play Wildz’s games on the go!
Sure, you could enjoy playing all of these games on your desktop, with the lights turned down, a bottle of your favorite adult beverage, and a blowjob from your sex toy. You may even feel like you are in a casino for the first time in forever.
Or you could join the rest of us in the 21st century and gamble wherever you are. Because that is the beauty of online casinos like Wildz. You do not have to be in a physical location to enjoy these timeless games and earn money from them to boot!
That’s the way things should be. You should not have to gamble in a physical location. If you want to spend a dollar on the shitter trying your luck on a slot machine, you should have the ability to do so. Wildz makes it happen, and it’s a breath of fresh air.
Combined with 24/7 customer support and live chat availability, you have a chance to reach out to Wildz about any issues that may arise. They will help you, and there is never a moment when they are too busy to do so. Whether you have a problem with a deposit, your Internet goes out during a big win, or something else altogether, you can always reach them whenever you require their assistance.
That goes a long fucking way. So what are you waiting for? When you want to get your gamble on but you don’t want to smell like sadness, despair, and joint ointment, visit Wildz and find your favorite casino games. Who knows, you may fucking win big!
Suggestions
Wildz is an online casino that allows you to deposit and withdrawal money quickly and easily. There is always a new rush to experience with over 1200 games to play and live tables to place your bets. They need to continue doing what they are doing if they hope to continue being successful!