Welcome to faphouse.com, the house that you’ve visited far too many times! Writing a review on a page like this almost makes me feel like one of those MTV Crib fuckers who show their refrigerators and private cinemas to a crowd of mere mortals. I’ve been on this page a gazillion times, I know it as the back of my hand, but I do know that some fuckers still haven’t had the chance to buy their place of this xxx heaven. So, here comes another review to convince you that you do deserve that naughty cinema of yours. This time, you’re gonna watch bukkake, and you are gonna fucking like it! Sit back, relax and read a review on faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos!
One video to tantalize your senses
The latest release on faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos goes like this. She is a dominatrix, making some poor guy put on make-up, but all of a sudden, some random dudes enter her crib and start fucking the shit out of her holes. She is tied, slapped and spanked, and triple penetrated in one of the toughest gangbangs I have seen lately. Of course, it all ends up with all guys unloading their balls on the dominatrix’s face.
The conclusion is simple. Faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos is not one of those fetish joints that focus on one thing only. Yeah, it’s about bukake, roughly speaking, but all videos with an element of bukkake end up in this collection. Personally, I think it is a great thing. Diversity and fetish at the same time.
Now, when we got the most important things out of the way, let’s discuss the page design for a brief moment. The logo is legendary, the big, castle-like house, or is it a crown? Never mind, I’ve never been much of a logo guy. What matters is that it is recognizable, and that’s what the logos are meant to be. Moving on!
Faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos has achieved the unachievable! It’s so well-organized that I have nothing to shit on. Thumbnails show a short video preview. There are filters and shit all over the place. To cut a long story short, everything makes sense here. The HD sign is glued on the majority of the flicks, meaning that you won’t have to squint to see if the cock goes inside a hairy cunt or some dude’s armpit. Pristine and top-notch!
How many videos are there?
Faphouse.com is huge! It counts a crazy number of categories, having the ability to meet anyone’s needs, and when I say anyone, I fucking mean it! This is exactly why I chose the “review each section separately approach.” The other reason is that I’ve seen so many premium websites in my life that I know that some of them offer barely 100 videos and dare ask for a payment. Each category on faphouse.com deserves a review because each could stand on the web on its own and still attract a decent number of paying members.
I am kinda annoyed by the fact that faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos doesn’t show the exact number of videos, so I have to do some counting. Using my brain sometimes comes as a major difficulty when the little head takes over, sucking all the blood from my superb brain to the region south of my belt. Give me a second to watch another vid on faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos, bust a nut, and come back to this review rejuvenated and fully concentrated!
Fifteen minutes later
It turns out that faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos stash counts over 4K videos. I expected such a huge number. Now, bear in mind that this is only one category that the faphouse has to offer, and then you’ll understand my obsession with this place.
The page allows me to sort the collection by the latest criteria, and I do it, hoping to discover some fuck-up. That’s just how I roll. I start feeling like a sissy when I don’t discover something to shit on by the time I hit the 700-word mark. The latest videos were added today, and then there was a short break of two or three days. Then, two new flicks were added on the same day, which brings me to the conclusion that faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos is a tad hectic.
You know what gets on my nerves?! This goddamn monster link that fucks up my paragraphs! The OCD part of my brain wants every paragraph to count the same number of rows, and this messy link is fucking killing me! If I stop using it and just tell you to go to the bukkake section on faphouse.com, you are gonna get lost because you are an idiot, and all hell will break loose! Annoying as fuck!
The filtering tools are freakin’ awesome
One of the most popular flicks on this page is the dominatrix one I mentioned above, and you can check out the rest of the popular collection by checking the Most popular box on the left side of the homepage. See?! You expect me to stop writing the full link faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos, keep the readability level at its max, but you don’t know how to check the goddamn box if I don’t give you specific instructions!
Faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos brags about HD videos, but I am gonna burst this bubble and tell you how things really are. I am checking the SD box, only to find out that over 1.3K videos in the bukkake stash are SD. 2.6K flicks are full HD, and only around 180 videos in the bukkake collections are 4K. Not over the moon, but I’m still happy with how things turned out.
Around 2.4K videos fall in the 5-30 minutes long category. It sounds great, but then again, what if 80% of these 2.4K are 8 minutes long? You know what? I am starting to lose my mind a bit, probably because the little head is taking over again! Before I take another break, let me tell you that around 1.7K flicks are over 30 minutes long, while the rest is under 5 minutes. I told you that there are 4 thousand videos in total. Do some math on your own, will you?!
Thirty minutes later
Each video on this site shows a short preview or a trailer, if that’s what you want to call it. It says everything there is to be said about the video, but faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos chose to show even more info like the running time, a short description, and a list of tags. No shooting in the dark with this page whose link I refuse to write. Nothing is gonna mess up my paragraphs!
Once you go premium, you can stream and download all movies, add a video to favorites and leave a comment. No adult galleries and shit like that, but who needs that crap!? The one-month membership is $9.99, and this is the shortest available plan. No trial periods. While I was writing this review, faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos offered some discounts, so make sure to check your options before you enter your credit card details.
$7.99/month for the three-month plan, $5.99/month for unlimited access for a whole year, and $299.99/once for a lifetime of faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos! Of course, you do understand that you don’t unlock the bukkake section only! Once you make the payment, you gain access to all the videos on the website – 348,533, to be exact. The page claims to add 600 videos each day, and the majority of them are 4K and HD. If this doesn’t sound like a fucking bargain, I don’t know what does. Becoming a member here is way better than any home cinema that you’ll ever get. With faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos, you’ll get to watch smut on all devices!
What are you waiting for? Grab that wallet!
I get it! I’ve always understood the troubles of mere mortals! That’s why I dedicated my life to writing porn reviews. My mission in life is to lead the way and help cheap fuckers finally come to that life-changing decisions, making them believe that they deserve more than some amateur, cheap shit they find on tube pages.
Faphouse is teeming with famous pornstars, hardcore content, and fetish stuff. The website is so easy to navigate that even a blind man could find something to fap off to. The content is freaking awesome, the updates come every single day, and there are so many categories that you are really gonna need that lifetime subscription to explore every and each one of them. Faphouse.com/c/bukkake/videos is gonna turn you into a premium smut lover, and once you go down that road, you’re never coming back to cheap shit! C’mon now, you fucking deserve it!