Don’t let her blue, big eyes fool you! Don’t fall for that innocent face and the all-natural body! Luna Rival bangs like there’s no tomorrow, licks, sucks and fucks with the same zeal, turning her content into a masterpiece worthy of my precious attention.
Today, I want to discuss Luna Rival’s official Twitter account twitter.com/louprival just because tube websites are a fucking bore. Yeah, streaming full-length movies free of charge is great, but watching smut while sorry fuckers leave hateful comments under your posts sends a mix of resentment and horniness through your entire being. Nothing better than enjoying your life to the fullest while the raging mob tries to bash you without success!
Bonjour, sir, can I suck your stiff croissant?
The pornstar behind twitter.com/louprival is French. I think that the subtitle was enough of a clue! Luna is in her mid-twenties, but her petite figure and demure-looking face make her look like a barely legal hoe that waits for your approval to join the smut business. This girl-next-door vibe is a huge part of the chick’s appeal. Luna Rival started shooting porn in 2015. She popped her porn cherry by doing webcam shows, which obviously pushed her career in the right direction and taught her how to rule the smut business.
All experienced adult content creators know that people want fresh smut on a daily basis. They also know that connection with fans is crucial, as well as the ability to make yourself stand out from the crowd. A smart chick is well aware of the importance of promotion, so it’s no wonder that Luna Rival turned twitter.com/louprival into a big-ass smut display. Although it’s packed with haters, Twitter attracts millions of people around the world, and Luna made the best out of it.
Just look at that profile picture
Again, don’t be fooled! Twitter users hide behind their fake profile photos, but I have to say that Luna’s is kinda deceitful too. One would think that she just got out of boarding school, looking for homework advice on Twitter, but nah, the truth is way more hardcore! Right below the cute profile picture where the brunette wears pigtails and an innocent smile, you’ll find a link leading people to all platforms where Luna Rival publishes her content. Of course, I went with a tube joint and armed myself with a boner or two. Hey, I learned that Luna is bisexual, too, so it was not all in vain!
What would you say if I told you that Luna had climbed the smut ladder high enough to make it to Brazzers? Brazzers, then TPD, that’s how it works! You know, when I started writing about twitter.com/louprival, I was worried about going off-topic way too much, but then it dawned on me – you came here to watch Luna suck and fuck, and you want to know everything about her. If you are even considering following her on Twitter, then you are a true fan who is willing to spice his daily routine with Luna’s smut, so no off-topics are off-limits!
While Brazzers reveals that Luna is a Dijon anal princess, I claim that she is a clever stunner. The wicked diva knows that no shagging is good unless a prick enters the back door. In Brazzer’s movie, Luna is a stepdaughter riding DannyD’s cock, and most of the man-meat ends up in the rear passage. The whole point of this movie talk is to prove that Luna loves the role of a submissive hoe, and that is crucial info for all pricks who consider following twitter.com/louprival or paying for any of the diva’s smut. Moving on!
Sliding down the line
21K tweets over seven years. Hmmm, you don’t know how to feel about it, right?! Well, this is when the math whiz comes out and shows you the way! My superb calculation reveals that the anal princess tweets 250 times each month, on average. Your part of the job is to divide the monthly figure by the number of days and come up with the number of posts the belle adds to twitter.com/louprival each day. I don’t want your brain cells to get all rusty and old because if you forget how to read, none of this writing won’t mean shit. I always have to balance between not turning you into complete idiots and keeping you hooked on porn!
Despite her cute look, Luna Rival choose her stage name for a reason. She managed to beat her rivals with a smile on her face and even managed to win the XBIZ Europa Awards Female Clip Artist of the year 2019 competition! I’m pretty sure that even a complete noob would have figured out by now that Luna is anything but a stupid bimbo. She rocks the smut world with her petite body, and her work ethic and clever promotion are a huge part of this stardust-packed story!
These people know how to appreciate insatiable sluts
Twitter.com/louprival boasts 211,7K followers, and that’s about 211,699 more than you have. These people came here for a reason, and my mission today is to crack all of them. I have already stated that Luna’s ass is as busy as 7-eleven, but I failed to mention that the star does one hell of hardcore work for OnlyFans. A huge portion of twitter.com/louprival followers are members of other platforms where Rival stars, and I think it’s about time you moved out of your mama’s basement and started making your own goddamned choices!
I don’t want to convince you to join OF, because that is not my point today. My goal is to show you that twitter.com/louprival can be used in multiple ways. The first standpoint is looking at this account as a free preview, a cheap way to check the content out before you make the premium decision on one of Luna’s platforms. The second one puts you in the shoes of a regular Twitter user who wants to share xxx content with his followers. Something to get you more fans, more retweets, and replies. Lastly, you choose the carefree way. Instead of overthinking, you just follow twitter.com/louprival and go with the flow.
Damn, this hoe is versatile
I was already bored, ready to call this reviewing thing quits. I was sipping coffee from my TPD mug, going What the fuck is a dude supposed to say about Twitter accounts? I scrolled down the line some more in a lazy manner, looking at the captions in French when the hashtag Futanari snapped me out of my lazy dream. Luna Rival was rubbing against a tranny, and then took her big cock into her precious mouth. She is feminine, a gentle lesbian, a hardcore slut, and a fetish diva…all of this packed inside a petite package with blue eyes. Don’t judge a book by its cover, fuckers!
I also spotted a number of threesomes, as well as a couple of videos that had that amateurish vibe about them. Luna is European, without a single tattoo on her precious body, so her porn always tends to look homemade, although it’s captured with a high-end camera. There is something grubby, dirty, and raw to her videos, although she nurtures the princess look. Nothing gentle about this slut, let me tell you that.
Before I end this wicked journey, I need to point out that Luna Rival uses twitter.com/louprival for promotional purposes, meaning you won’t find any full-length videos here. Nothing but trailers and thousands of xxx pictures that can be downloaded. Hey, don’t forget about the fact that joining twitter.com/louprival won’t cost you a dime, and it will bring you more fapping material than you can imagine. Just think about the chance to write messages and replies to someone who is famous enough to make it to my coveted list!
I’ve seen enough
Enough to know that you won’t be able to resist the temptation! YOLO, fuckers! Nobody is gonna know that you hide Luna Rival’s hoes underneath the Twitter logo! All you have to do is hit the follow button and focus on the stunner’s work. Be polite! If you don’t have anything nice to say, keep your big mouth shut! However, I’m not too worried about that! You are my fans, after all, and no fan of mine bashes pornstars online! I believe in you – something you don’t hear me say that often! Thank Luna! She made my day!