Kenzie Anne was born in Los Angeles, California, on March 9th, 1993. Not much is known about her youth other than that she successfully graduated high school.
A Sailors Life For Her
Kenzie attempted to live a vanilla life by attending college, but something felt off. A normal life just wasn’t going to be for her. Instead, she needed something exciting and novel.
While trying to get her shit together, Kenzie began modeling with the agency Motley Models. Through Motley, Kenzie met Tina Louise, a photographer who had done work with Playboy. Tina noticed Kenzies effortless beauty and suggested she get in contact with Playboy. She’s everything they want: blonde, big tits, a big smile, and willing to get naked in front of a camera.
We have all heard the phrase blondes, have more fun. I always like to add my own flair at the end. Blondes have more fun fucking dicks for the pleasure of pervs on the internet. They do it like few others except perhaps the crazy redheaded bitches. Blondes are universally loved across the globe. My theory is that blonde is the easiest color of hair to ruin with bodily fluids. If you don’t wash the cum stain out immediately, it could bleach a bitches bangs.
She did her first nude shoot with Playboy in January of 2021. The moment the rest of the industry laid eyes on that photo shoot, the offers for work came pouring in. Kenzie had found her calling, and it called right back to her.
Now Kenzie can call herself a Twice Playboy Playmate and once Hustler Pet. She also started her own brand of cosmetic supplies called Kenzieland. The products are popular among Kenzie’s fellow porn stars.
Too Sexy
At five foot six, Kenzie is just under average height. She only packs around one hundred and thirty pounds on that frame, making her slender but feminine. I like to know my women are women.
With her heart-shaped face and blonde hair, this cunt looks like a Scandinavian model. For Kenzie, it was either becoming a porn star or a mail-order bride. I think we can all agree that she made the right choice. That is unless she was planning on being my mail-order bride. In that case, she made a grave mistake that I’m more than willing to forgive.
Kenzie has an array of piercings, including tongue, nipples, navel, and ears. The nipple piercings match her enhanced breasts very well. They aren’t too big, but the addition makes the separation between her tits distinct. They are perfect for sliding your cock between.
Now that I have you fuckers foaming at the mouth, let me introduce you to Kenzie’s Twitter page. Kenzie uses her Twitter as a tool to maintain an intimate relationship with her fans. Kenzie doesn’t want your dick inside her, but she does want you to feel like you know her a bit.
In her description, Kenzie reminds fans that she was the Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2021. That puts her on a short list with some of the best and brightest porn stars to ever grace the planet earth. That same year she was also a Playboy Playmate. And let’s not forget about her Adult Video News Award for best new performer.
Currently, Kenzie lists her location as “in your dreams.” She’s not wrong about that. Kenzie shows up in my dreams fairly often, and she’s always welcome. Kenzie joined Twitter in May of 2020 and has since collected nearly three hundred thousand followers.
Hustling to Hustler
The tweet currently pinned to the top of Kenzies wall is her October 2024 Hustler cover. She’s sporting some sexy sheer lingerie, complete with white lace stockings. Oh, how I’d love to peel those items off of her.
When Kenzie isn’t busy licking, sucking, and fucking cocks of all sorts and sizes, she’s thinking about needy children. She’ll be helping to host a Christmas charity event on December 1st called Babes in Toyland. Something tells me the image that comes to my mind when thinking of “Babes in Toyland” is slightly different from the charity event.
The New Marilyn Monroe
Kenzie just finished shooting for her first calendar. The theme is spoiled, and she cosplays Marilyn Monroe for much of it. I must say that between her blonde hair, perky tits, seductive smile, and fuck me eyes, she makes the perfect Marilyn Monroe. Happy birthday Mr. President. I’m just kidding. Biden couldn’t work up a boner if it snuck up behind him and hopped in his pants. Not even a stainless steel and tungsten splint could keep his wiener at attention.
With the Adult Video News Awards coming up, Kenzie is reminding fans to vote for her in the fan award categories. You can vote once daily, and Kenzie is pushing for the best ass. If you like small but shapely butts, this is your girl. However, if the size is more your thing, you should search elsewhere.
It’s tough when the very next post after asking fans to vote for your ass is a picture of Abella Danger’s ass. It’s one of the most potent white asses in the biz. I love you, Kenzie, but your ass doesn’t hold a candle to Abella’s. Don’t beat yourself up about it, though. Most asses can’t compete with Ms. Danger.
Before we stray too far from the Adult Video News Awards, I’m sure Kenzie would want me to tell you that she is nominated for five this year: Best new starlet, Best foursome orgy scene, Best virtual reality scene, and Mainstream venture of the year for her work on Euphoria as a stripper.
I have some advice from Kenzie you should take to heart before sending her a direct message or email: “I’m nice to everyone. Don’t take it personally.” No matter what this bitch says to you, she wouldn’t fuck you with a ten-mile pole. In fact, unless it’s at an expo, she doesn’t want you near her. However, if you get close, you’ll be glad to know she’s been vaccinated for monkeypox.
It looks like Kenzie may be adding to her trophy mantle again soon. XBIZ just nominated her for their performer of the year. How many performer of the year trophies is this bitch planning on winning? Kenzie has only been in the biz a couple of years, and she’s already swimming in them.
Stunt Cocks Love Her
Stunt cocks love working with Kenzie. Not only is she intelligent and professional, but she’s one of the sexiest bitches in the business. No viagra is needed here. What is required is some dick-tip-numbing spray.
She and John Legendary recently shot a scene for both of their Only Fans that is hot as fuck. These two have insane on-screen chemistry. I almost forgot I wasn’t in the room.
And for his part, John put in his best. Johns has been working a ton as of late, so he is in the fucking zone. I’d say he’s at the top of his game.
Speaking of Johns, Kenzie also shoots with Johnny Sins. Johnny has been in the game as long as there has been a game. He’s dipped his dick in more porn stars than can be counted in a finite amount of time, yet even he has to Kenzie her flowers. This bitch is a master of the masturbation craft.
Kenzie has an adorable husky she rolls around with. I’m not sure why anyone would own a husky in Los Angeles, California. It seems kind of fucked up, but I’m not saying anything. I don’t want to upset Kenzie and keep her from her next video shoot.
Although Kenzie has only been in the game for a couple of years, she is already branching out to scriptwriting. Kenzie recently filmed a scene she helped write with two of her favorite fellow performers, Bree Mills and Venus Quinn. Kenzie is very proud of her work, so I doubt it’s the last time we’ll see her behind the pen.
It must be awesome to be a sexy chick. During a recent Uber ride, Kenzie’s driver let her smoke weed, and he even offered her tequila. No one has ever offered me anything in an Uber. I’m lucky if I even make it to my destination.
Kenzie Anne is one of the sexiest blondes in adult entertainment. She would be the modern Marilyn Monroe if Marilyn Monroe sucked dick on camera. Or at least sucked dick on camera more often.
The only thing Kenzie’s Twitter is missing is more nudes. She makes you wait for the good shit. If you want it, you’ll have to visit one of the platforms she distributes through.
Kenzie, please never retire. I’ll keep beating off to you until the day you drop.