Khloe Kapri goes by SlutSauceKhloe on Twitter, and I’d say it suits her just fine. I’d be first in line if she ever started marketing her own genuine custom-made condiment, and I’d definitely be drenching my sausage in that shit. I’m not sure Wal-Mart would want it on the shelves with a name like that, though. Fortunately for us perverts, Twitter doesn’t have the same kind of restrictions when it comes to naughty words, and more importantly, naughty content. While the sauce in this case may be metaphorical, you can definitely whack off to it.
Twitter.com is one of the most popular sites on the internet, overshadowing even such legendary joints as ThePornDude and PornDudeCasting. They got an easy 7 billion visits last month even after firing half their staff, and I’ve got to say, I went full staff while ogling SlutSauceKhloe’s tweets. I obviously ain’t the only one, because Khloe has a few hundred thousand followers, plus a fair share of gawkers who haven’t yet clicked the Follow button. Let’s see what she’s been posting lately, shall we?
Getting to Know Khloe Kapri
Khloe’s been doing dirty movies since 2017, her visage spreading all over the world thanks to her talent at spreading her legs. It ain’t just the talent, but looks, too: standing just 5’3”, measuring 32B-24-36 and weighing in at barely over a buck with a gorgeous face, she’s a stunner, to say the least. Chances are, you’ve rubbed out at least one or two loads while watching her work on sites like Naughty America, Blacked, Reality Kings and TeamSkeet.
Or maybe you had a similar introduction as I did. I’d already been whacking off to the girl’s movies for a while, and then she came to visit me for Christmas last year at PornDudeCasting. She was an even better gift than the socks my grandma made me, though I did blast both presents with loads of hot sperm. “Give me a white fucking Christmas!” she begged before blowing spunk bubbles with my seed.
I recommend checking out the full video, or just the free preview if you’re broke this month. You’ll get to see Khloe at work, and you’ll get to learn a bit about her during the pre-humping interview. She’s a smart chick and knows how to market herself well, which is reflected on her Twitter page. SlutSauceKhloe has been on the platform since the beginning of her career.
Some video whores use Twitter.com exclusively for promoting their work. SlutSauceKhloe is my favorite kind of Twitter account, because it feels more personal. Like many 25-year-olds, Khloe enjoys social media, so she’s tweeting all the damn time. Today’s posts include some OnlyFans previews, some musings on a nap and a dream, retweets of her content with Hussie Models and SisLovesMe, a blowjob GIF from her personal site, a crying emoji over the Detroit Red Wings, and a whole bunch of X-rated selfies. Half an hour ago, she posted a duo of explicit selfies, asking, “Front or back?”
There’s also a pinned tweet at the very top of the page. It’s been pinned for a month and a half now, which tells me just how proud SlutSauceKhloe was about taking Dredd’s ginormous BBC up her butthole. Fucking hell, that thing’s bigger than her arm! I may have to go check out the full video after I finish typing this up.
What Exactly is on Khloe’s Mind?
In case I haven’t made myself clear, SlutSauceKhloe offers a ton of free porn. One of my favorite things about Twitter.com is how easy it makes it to follow your favorite models. You could use IAFD, but it lacks the immediacy and the sheer filthiness of Twitter. If you click the Follow button here, your feed will get daily injections of Khloe Kapri at her naughtiest, with a shit ton of samples from her current work all over the internet.
Honestly, if there’s any downside at all, it’s just that so many of the posts lead to paid content. That’s not going to a big deal for most perverts, because there’s a wealth of free smut here, but sometimes it’s hard to summon the willpower not to go buy the full versions. As I’ve been typing this up, that anal sample I mentioned has been playing on a loop in another window, distracting the fuck out of me and making me lust for the whole butt-fucking movie.
On the other hand, if society collapsed tomorrow and Twitter.com was the only site still standing, you’d still have plenty of solid fap fodder starring the lovely Khloe Kapri. To date, she’s tweeted around 56,000 times. Some of those tweets are random thoughts, good mornings and tips on promoting your own content on Reddit. Most of them, however, have some filthy pics or videos to help you bust a nut.
If you really want to skip the memes and the banter, you can always click the Media tab at the top of the page. That’ll filter the tweets down to the ones with media, natch, so you can focus on the stuff that gets you off the hardest. Those of you on the opposite end of the spectrum, who want to know more about the real Khloe besides her superhuman sexual abilities, can click the Likes tab to see what she’s into. (Spoiler alert: she Likes porn, pornstars, sports, mullets and memes.)
I Need More Slut Sauce, Please
I mentioned earlier that SlutSauceKhloe is my favorite kind of Twitter-using pornstar, because she really seems to enjoy the platform. An hour ago, she posted some dirty selfies to give all her fans boners. A few minutes ago, she posted something perhaps a little more personal, a question for the readers: “Do you guys shower before going to the gym? Like in addition to showering after?” She’s already got a couple replies even though she asked less than five minutes ago. Danny Devito’s shaking his head in a reply GIF, and I agree with that, except for the days when I’m covered in my own sperm after an intense website review session. I always shower before shooting porn scenes, though!
A lot of pornstars use Twitter strictly for promotion, even outsourcing the work to third parties who do all the tweeting. Khloe, on the other hand, is enjoying herself. That’s great because it makes her whole feed more personal, and because you can actually interact with her on the site. Unlike the comment sections on most porn sites, Khloe will probably see your replies to her comments. That doesn’t mean you’re going to get to fuck a world-famous pornstar, but hey, you can rub some digital elbows while you’re rubbing your fleshy nub.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I fell down the rabbit hole on Khloe content as I whipped up this review and whipped up a batch of my homemade mayonnaise. She posted a Christmas-themed selfie with a lot of ass a few hours ago, and well, it gave me the most amazing flashbacks of her Christmas visit to the PornDudeCasting couch last year. I hope this year’s Xmas bang goes as beautifully, but either way, I’m definitely going to spend some time on her Twitter after I finish typing this up.
At the end of the day, there aren’t many reasons not to click that Follow button. In fact, the only reason I could think of is if you’re worried somebody will notice what you’re Liking on Twitter, in which case you can always just set up a separate account for jacking off. This ain’t rocket science, my dudes. It’s free porn delivered directly to your feed, starring the lovely and talented Khloe Kapri.
SlutSauceKhloe is one of my favorite Twitter.com accounts for a handful of reasons. I’m crazy about Khloe, for one, and I love the material she’s posting nearly every day. Twitter can be a real drag sometimes, but it’s a lot more fun when you’ve got Khloe popping up with her tits out between all the memes, jokes and political arguments other tweeters are tweeting. The whole platform is a great way to keep up with your favorite pornstars, whether we’re talking about Khloe or some other gorgeous slut. If you need some more accounts to follow, well, I’ve got a list right here…