Ebony Mystique was born in Connecticut on November 23, 1984. This bitch is a unicorn. Not many porn stars come out of Connecticut, let alone black ones. To be fair, she didn’t stay and grow up in CT. Her family packed up and moved to New York while she was still young.
Not much is known about her youth, but I can say I get a lot more New York from Ebony than CT. Only New York could have built Ebony into the woman she is today. She carries that high-energy New York vibe into the porn she makes, and it’s one of the many reasons I love her so much.
The Four Love Languages
Speaking of reasons to love Ebony, I have four more: her right tit, her left tit, her right ass cheek, and her left ass cheek. This bitch is built like a house prepared to weather a hurricane. When the wolf comes blowing, Ebony isn’t falling apart.
At five foot seven inches and one hundred and thirty-five pounds, Ebony is of average height and weight. At least thirty-five of those pounds are booty meat, titty meat, and silicone. If those tits get much, much larger, you won’t be able to see her face past them.
Her measurements are 38-24-36, and she has double D-cup tits. However, on her small frame, they look more like double E-cups. Her breast skin is pulled so taught over the implants I’m afraid they might tear open like a cooked hot dog.
Ebony got a late start in porn, not shooting her first scene until she was thirty-five. Initially, Ebony only filmed with a mask on to hide her identity, but such reservations were soon forgotten. The first time an audience got to see her face was in a scene made with Jovan Jordan for Pinky XXX. After that, Ebony was all in. No more pretending like adult entertainment wasn’t going to be her best career move.
Somehow I doubt the mask was particularly effective. There isn’t a mask on earth large enough to hide that incredible body of hers. I wouldn’t need to see her face to recognize Ebony. I could call that bitches tits out through fog from thirty miles out.
Ebony focused on her work with Pinky XXX until 2020, when she did her first anal scene for X Empire Studio. That led her to work with Brazzers, who she has now filmed many times with. That’s a fantastic name to have on your resume.
Ebony is infamous for her passion for unusually large sex toys. If you have unusually large tits and ass, you might as well pair them with fifteen-inch purple dildos. That’s the way the Lord intended.
Big Tits Mystique
Now that we know a little bit about this Ebony slut princess, let’s explore her Twitter account. Some porn stars pull punches on their Twitter accounts, but not Ebony. Ebony puts herself out there for all to be aroused by.
She describes herself as Big Tits Mystique. In fact, you can use it as her handle. Ebony is a former Brazzers contract star, which says a lot. Only the sexiest and most talented pussies get an exclusive contract with a company like Brazzers. They’re at the top of the food chain, which means Ebony is, also.
Ebony was also a Playboy centerfold. This slut has really gotten around, hasn’t she? Ebony might be getting around, but it’s only with the best of the best.
In 2024 Ebony won the Adult Video News Award for best curve appeal. That same year she scored the Urban X award for hottest inked.
Like any good porn star, Ebony currently calls Los Angeles home. She joined Twitter in November of 2019 and has since gathered almost four hundred thousand followers. That’s a lot of motherfuckers. When your tits and ass are as evident as a lighthouse, the masses will find you.
The tweet pinned to the top of her wall right now features an incredible picture of Ebony asking fans to caption it. The person with the best caption wins some “extra chocolate sexy.” I don’t know what form that will come in, but I do know it will make you cum.
Multitasking Mouth
Ebony has a highly skilled mouth. She primarily uses it to suck dick, but that’s not the only trick it knows. She can also spit some bars. I don’t think she’s the next Megan the Stallion, but she can rap better than any other porn star I’ve heard. I suppose that isn’t setting the bar very high, though. Most porn stars aren’t poets on the side.
Ebony is a talented speaker, so she ends up on many podcasts. She is intelligent, funny, and willing to say anything. For all intents and purposes, that makes her the perfect podcast guest. If you’ve never listened to porn star podcasts before, you’re fucking up. You’ll learn shit about porn you could never have thought existed.
Ebony films a lot of party porn, so if that’s your thing, you’ll love this bitch. She can suck dick in the club with the best of them. I particularly love the group sex club scenes. I could watch those all day.
As I’m writing this article, there is a spat of sexually transmitted infections going around the porn community that is getting more and more serious. One of the primary test companies is advising a shutdown in production to let the illness pass. This obviously upsets porn stars on multiple levels, including Ebony. She’s been able to avoid any mishaps thus far, and I think we can all agree that we want healthy porn stars. However, a shutdown in production would be tragic.
Porn is treating Ebony very well. Her goal next year is to bring in two million dollars. That’s a lot of fucking money. Not only can this bitch suck and fuck the shit out of a dick, but she can play businesswoman, also. She might have to teach a class on how to be a porn star.
If you’re in the Las Vegas area around the beginning of the year, you might notice Ebony appearing on billboards. She’ll be a feature of the upcoming Adult Video News Awards, so don’t miss it. I’m sure whatever dress she wears for the event will be a dress only by strict definition.
Healthy Mouth, Happy Spouse
You might not believe me, but I think a lot about my readers’ dental hygiene. I would hate to see you get a dick-sucking-related staph infection. That’s why I offer you this post: “Brush your teeth or floss two hours before or after having oral sex without a latex condom or dental dam. Bacteria and viruses can enter your bloodstream through tiny cuts on your gums caused by flossing and brushing.”
I know that most of my readers are straight and don’t plan on sucking dick anytime soon, but I have to be honest with you. The likelihood that you’ll suck some dick in your lifetime is way higher than that you’ll get your dick sucked.
It would be fucked up for me to get through this article without talking about Ebony’s Only Fans page. All you basement dwellers still living with your parents will love knowing it’s completely free. That’s about all my readers can afford.
Until you’ve seen Ebony twerk, you haven’t seen anyone twerk. This bitches ass jiggles and shakes as no others can. Her ass looks like it was modeled on a computer, but I swear they didn’t put it on her in post-production. That ass is genuinely connected to her body. Is it natural, you ask? That’s another question.
Getting Lit
Ebony might be on her hustle, looking to make two million next year, but sluts still need to relax sometimes, and Ebony knows how to do it. After a particularly stressful week, she has this to say: This is why I eat edibles, smoke Zaa, microdose, drink reposado, and stay under heavy goddess vibrations.. not to neglect the use of vibrator too… Some of these poor unfortunate souls are going quite mad, darling.”
It sounds like Ebony won’t be going mad anytime soon. She might require a sandwich and a nap soon, though. That’s quite the concoction. It’s no wonder this bitch is always having a good time.
Ebony is one of the most stacked black chicks in porn. I wish I had crossed eyes to look at her tits and ass simultaneously. How do we not of the tech for that yet? Why are we wasting time on cures for cancer when I could be looking at all of Ebony’s genitalia at the same time?
Ebony’s Twitter page isn’t missing much. However, she should advertise her Only Fans a bit more often. Doing so would help her hit that two million dollar mark she’s shooting for.
Don’t waste another second looking at anything but Ebony’s naked body.