Shemale Canada has been around since 2002, which might help explain the outdated terminology in the title. Yeah, I know porno has held onto “shemale” longer than the rest of the world, but at least the word is tossed around with love. I’m guessing your visit today isn’t motivated by hate or discrimination, but by a genuine lust for chicks with dicks as big as your own—or even bigger!
With its ripe old age and around half a million visitors every month, ShemaleCanada.com may just be the best directory of Canadian trans escort ads on the internet. Honestly, those numbers would be alright on a globe-spanning, all-inclusive escort directory, but the fact that they’re pulling this much traffic with such a tight focus on their niche says a lot. According to the blurb at the bottom, the site “specifically caters to transsexuals, shemales, transvestites, crossdresers, ladyboys and their admirers who are candidly looking for sex and fun or love and romance.” That includes you, right?
Twenty Years of ShemaleCanada
Shemale Canada makes a strong impression right out of the gate. I’ve reviewed so many escort directories with an absolute barebones approach to the presentation, with shitty text-based layouts, ugly color schemes and low-effort design. Instead of just hitting you with a boring, half-assed menu of locations out front, this joint offers up a highly polished interface full of the beautiful, titular t-girls in question.
The refined presentation is no doubt a big part of the site’s longevity, but a pretty webpage doesn’t count for much if it has nothing to offer. That’s where the babes come in. Since I hadn’t selected my location yet, I was greeted by blondes in Montreal, redheads in Toronto, and gorgeous Asian “shemales” in Mississauga, Ontario.
Unless you’re willing to travel really far and really wide, you’ll probably want to dial in your location a little tighter. They’ve got classified ads listed all across Canada. There’s a Shemale Location menu out front with a list of provinces from Alberta to Quebec to Nova Scotia to Saskatchewan. I’ve heard Americans say Canada is big and empty, but those dorks clearly haven’t been looking around for TS escorts.
As with other escort sites, trans or otherwise, providers get higher visibility based on how much they’ve paid. There are banners sliding across the top of the page, advertising some of the highest rollers in the game, followed by selections of VIP Escorts and Premium Escorts. The Standard Escorts toward the bottom may not have paid as much for placement, but I wouldn’t neglect them. Hell, some of the prettiest, most passable gals I see on the front page right now are merely “Standard”.
However you’re browsing, you’ll notice right away that a wide range of escorts are offering their services on ShemaleCanada. There are TS MILFs and 18+ teens, skinny chicks with dicks and thick ones, Asians, ebony babes, Latinas and white girls galore. With a selection like this, you shouldn’t have to settle for anything less than your exact fantasy. It sure beats the hell out of meeting some rando crossdresser in the Tim Horton’s restroom!
Meet the Girls of ShemaleCanada
I’m in Toronto today, so I began my Shemale Canada search by opening the dropdown menu for Ontario out front. They’ve helpfully listed the number of escorts in each area, which might be good news or bad, depending on where you are. There is only one listing each in Windsor, Burnaby and Aurora, but better pickings in Mississauga, Hamilton and Ottawa.
Despite the high traffic volume, ShemaleCanada.com doesn’t have nearly as many listings as some of the bigger escort sites out there. I’d chalk this up largely to niche, since they’re only taking ads from trans providers. They’ve got hundreds of listings across Canada, with obvious clusters in the bigger cities. Toronto and Montreal are the busiest, at least on this site, with around 90 trans escorts listed in each city.
The listings in each city are again broken down into VIP, Premium and Standard sections. I get why they do it, but it seems like it does a disservice to the end user. Instead of flipping through just one stack, I’ve got three to pore over. It’d make more sense to do it like other sites, putting the bigger spenders at the top of the search results instead of on a separate list.
Ultimately, I’m not sure it matters. In Toronto, I’ve only got 18 VIP trans girls and 3 Premium ones before the selection of Standard Escorts. Each section has the same short row of filters to play with, but there ain’t much need when the pickings are this slim. If you’re in a less populous city, it’s going to matter even less.
How to Find the T-Girl of Your Wet Dreams
There were some hot TS escorts listed in the VIP and Premium sections of ShemaleCanada’s Toronto ads, including a smoking hot redhead in fishnets and a Latina with enormous boobs. For the sake of this review, though, it made sense to dig into the selection of Standard Escorts. There are a lot more of them, so this would give me a better sense for how the search filters work.
Shemale Canada only has a few filters: Penis Size, Orientation and Services. I wish they included more, like body type, incalls/outcalls, and preferred price range, but at least they chose some important ones to roll into the interface. The Penis Size menu is self-explanatory, and the Orientations range from Top to Bottom.
The menu of Services is slimmer than I’d prefer, but I do like how dirty it gets. ShemaleCanada allows explicit listings, and the menu reflects this, with offerings like Bareback, BDSM Mistress, and Golden Shower. Some sites still make the girls talk in secret code, so I appreciate when they’re open about everything. Poking through the actual classified ads, I saw a lot of trans women listing even more sexy services in their self-descriptive blurbs.
The adult content extends to the media escorts are allowed to post with their ads, too. Shemale Canada seems to allow even more content than similar sites, because most of the ads I saw included whole-ass galleries of pics and videos. That includes nudes, so you can see those dicks and tits online before touching them in person. A few chicks were even jerking their hard cocks in their preview vids.
One of the things I always look for on escort sites nowadays are customer reviews. Those can go a long way on any kind of site, helping to ensure you don’t waste your money, and I feel like it’s even more important in a business that’s always been notorious for sketchy behavior. ShemaleCanada.com doesn’t have a dedicated review section, but they do allow comments on the ads, and the comments often contain customer reviews.
I pulled up a classified ad of a mature pre-op cougar in Toronto. She lists her orientation as versatile, her penis size as medium, and talks about her love of cock in her blurb. She sure sounds experienced, and a handful of commenters seem to agree. “Kim was my goto sexy T-girl for the longest time. The best cock to suck. She was also the best cocksucker.”
If you want to give Kim a call, her phone number is listed plain as day, right at the top of her profile. Shemale Canada doesn’t require any kind of registration to browse and see contact info, so you don’t have to opt into emails your wife might find. Who needs that kind of trouble when you’re just trying to engage in some mutual dick-sucking?
After spending the afternoon perusing the sexy, big-dicked women of ShemaleCanada.com, it’s pretty fucking obvious to me why the site is still so popular after all these years. It’s one of the best-looking escort sites I’ve seen in a while, trans or otherwise, with a killer interface for tracking down the t-girl of your dreams. The bigger draw is obviously going to be the range of babes offering their services all across Canada, which they’ve got in spades. If you’re in Canada, looking for an escort, and have a thing for shemales, you’d be kind of a dumbass to skip this one.