You must have read a pornstar’s bio at least once in your life. These chicks always proudly point out that there’s more to them than cock humping – “I enjoy adult modeling as much as I love dick gorging” is one of those “stop fucking around, rolling your eyes” statements, but twitter.com/vixen proves the claim to be a complete truth. If you are one of those narrow-minded pricks thinking that pornstars are nothing but a bunch of hoes, think again! No model on this planet would have pulled off the thong bikini promotion better than Emily Willis!
What the fuck is Vixen, you might be wondering? I hate to break it to you, but everyone knows what Vixen is, and you are nothing but an ignorant fucker. Hello! Vixen equals pornstars, top-notch camera work, exclusive videos…does it ring any bells?! Vixen is an adult page that has an official Twitter page twitter.com/vixen that it uses to promote its brand and upcoming porn videos. Don’t worry! I am about to get into the nitty-gritty. Stay tuned!
I’m not here to waste your precious time
You are interested in twitter.com/vixen, bringing me to a common-sense conclusion that you know what Vixen is. You’ve seen the signature artistic banging around the web and maybe even paid for the Vixen membership. Then you know that Vixen, Blacked, BlackedRaw and Tushy are a part of one network created by some guy named Greg Lansky. He knows how to create good smut and how to pick the best of pornstars. He has made millions selling pussy videos, we admire him, and we don’t want to hear about him. What I do want to find out is what twitter.com/vixen has to offer!
Is this one of those bot Twitter accounts that made Elon Musk cut the crap and call everything off?! It does look pretty darn legit, counting around 9.5 tweets and 388K followers. Hmmm, for some reason, I expected more followers. Never mind! Another reason to review twitter.com/vixen! The moment you land on the page, you’ll see that this is Vixen promoting its adult content and a lifestyle brand Vixen. In a nutshell, the brand sells lingerie and swimwear, and the pornstars are doing one hell of a job promoting all of it.
Whatever you do, don’t click on the Vixen website link
I did it only for research purposes. I wanted to see if the chicks were really wearing Vixen lingerie. The belle kept the bra on, with big-ass Vixen letters all over it, during a blowjob scene on the beach before she climbed that glistening cock and took it for a ride. The moment the chick got rid of the lingerie, or was it a swimsuit, I stopped watching. Since you don’t have any research to do, I suggest you focus on twitter.com/vixen. Before I close the page, it’s my obligation to note that there are the seven websites for the price of one promotion going on at Vixen.com and that you need to seize it!
Hmmm, I am wondering if twitter.com/vixen can be described as work environment-friendly content? The video trailers are blurred, but you can still guess what’s going on. I mean, the chick on one of the latest posts is rubbing her clit while riding a dick, and I doubt that you would like to get caught watching twitter.com/vixen at work. If you are really bored and are afraid of getting a boner in front of your boss, and you are in dire need of something Twitter-related, I strongly suggest browsing Musk’s photos on a yacht. He is in Greece, looking so damn ugly that you are gonna stay boner-free till the end of the shift!
What the fuck are you supposed to do on twitter.com/vixen?
Well, first of all, my nosy fuckers, you can use twitter.com/vixen to get yourself updated on new Vixen releases. I’ve been scrolling around the page for some time, only to reveal that it brings new stuff each day, sometimes multiple times a day, presenting stunning photos of famous pornstars. The pics can be downloaded from twitter.com/vixen, but sadly, the hotties are dressed. Yeah, you can see a glimpse of tits here and there, but it’s hardly enough for a die-hard fan of hardcore smut.
Another thing to do is get news regarding other Lansky’s stuff. For example, I almost wanked-off to some promo video celebrating the first birthday of Slayed. Chicks like Eliza Ibarra and Adriana Chechik were squeezing their asses into Vixen lingerie before they went down on each other. You can’t see the licking explicitly, but it’s that kind of erotic stuff that is given away to cheapskates for free. If you want the real deal, I guess you could go premium on one of Lansky’s websites. Whatever the case, this is the most fun I ever had on anyone’s first birthday.
Maybe try this approach instead of going with the trial version, ha?
If you are imaginative enough, and you really don’t plan on spending any bucks on any kind of membership plan beforehand, twitter.com/vixen is a great way to test the waters when it comes to the adult website Vixen, the lingerie/swimwear brand, or any other website that is the part of the adult network in question. I really hope that you know how to use Twitter and that you realize that following twitter.com/vixen won’t cost you a dime. You simply log into your account and click follow.
Now, the chicks! Ohhh, the chicks, pure 10s, that are hot enough to even make MY blood boil. An array of high-end adult models/pornstars that are as gorgeous as they are horny. Big-ass vixen Vanna Bardot, a divine-looking angle Eva Elfie, an exotic gem Eliza Ibarra, Gianna Dior, Scarlit Scandal, and so many other hotties that look like they’ve been made in my mind on one of those days when I do nothing but wank-off to top-notch, exclusive stuff.
What is a lifestyle brand?
Beats me! Whoever came up with the expression during the lingerie campaign, kudos to him! I don’t have a freaking idea what it means and how anyone leads a Vixen lifestyle, but I guess that the promotional shit sells the stuff. The chicks who want to buy lingerie or swimsuits comings from the Vixen brand are welcome to visit twitter.com/vixen and see how it looks on a flawless, sun-kissed body of a pornstar that spends her days riding cocks and going to the gym. If you are a chick, who wants to see how some of the saucy lingerie will NOT look on her body, feel free to visit twitter.com/vixen.
Oh, the brand has stuff for men too! Meh, t-shirts and hoodies! Nothing that theporndude.com store hasn’t offered yet. Coming back to twitter.com/vixen! If there is one thing I like about the page, it’s that it doesn’t waste time on stuff like politics, animal rights, and similar shit. No, the page was launched for promotional purposes only, and there is nothing wrong with that. The majority of posts feature videos and images, hot ones that look as good as the content on the Vixen adult page and feature some of the best-looking sluts that walk the earth. Is this something that sounds appealing to you? I don’t give a fuck, really! Just one of those rhetorical questions.
When everything is said and done
Fuck all of that “we are living in a virtual world where people don’t know how to communicate anymore” bullshit and that bullshitting that the internet and social media platforms are packed with fake fuckers and birds who have nothing better to do than spam the shit out of their followers with photoshopped images of their “perfect” bodies. The world is full of goddamn hypocrites who hate KK’s butt but still watch her show to the point of turning her into a fucking billionaire!
I don’t give a fuck about whether Vanna Bardot’s ass is real or not. All I know is that it’s on fucking twitter.com/vixen, on full display to any fucker who happens to pass by. Isn’t that a fucking privilege? Who cares about whether she has a genuine orgasm during the beach banging, or is it some fake liquid squirting out of her goddamn pussy! All I know is that it looks good and that the megasword down there approves! Approves big time! Visit twitter.com/vixen, fuckers! What’s to lose?!