Kayla Kayden was born in Syracuse, New York, on September 6th, 1988. Kayla is a private person, so little is known about her childhood. However, I do know a little about Syracuse, New York, and let’s just say that if you grew up there, you’d also be willing to suck dick to escape also.
The Great Pornstradamus
Because I could find so little on her background, I’m going to stare directly into the windows of Kayla’s soul (I’m not talking about her eyes) and take some educated guesses.
I’m going to say she’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but Kayla can be a quick learner when she wants to be. The tits are crying out daddy issues to me. Whenever the boob job is so large it appears to stretch the titty flesh, you can bet dad was involved.
The eyes are a bit dull, but that’s not from stupidity. She’s not stupid. The dullness is from some fucked up shit happening to her at some point. It sucks, but without her internal numbness, she wouldn’t be able to cram a big black cock into her asshole with reckless abandon.
I think she took a classic road to the industry, starting as a stripper, moving to a web cam model, and ending up in hardcore porn. She wouldn’t be the first to travel along this well-trodden path.
Kayla made her debut in the adult entertainment industry in 2011 on a shoot with Twistys. It doesn’t get much better than getting your start with Twistys. They are one of the most beloved porn sites on the internet. Gallons and gallons of cum are dumped daily while men watch Twisty’s content.
Pretty soon, Kayla was rubbing elbows with the most prominent performers in the business, such as Natalia Starr, Ava Adams, Alektra Blue, and Phoenix Marie.
It’s been eleven years since Kayla shot her first scene with Twistys, and in that time, she has received more than her fair share of accolades. Her mantel is adorned with trophies from the Adult Video News awards, Fleshbot awards, Spank bank awards and an XBIZ cam award.
Body by Slut
At only five foot two and one hundred and ten pounds, Kayla is a tiny little thing. I could pick her up, fold her in half, fold her in half again, fold her in half one more time, shove her into the casing of my favorite fleshlight, and never need to microwave a pussy sleeve again.
I have to mention that a fair percentage of her one-hundred-and-ten-pound mass is made of silicone. If it weren’t for breast enhancement surgery, she’d probably be ninety pounds soaking wet.
Kayla’s measurements are worth writing home about. I’ll take 32-25-34 any day of the week. Especially when it comes with big old double-D boobies.
Breaking the 500K Hyman
Let’s look at what Kayla gets up to on her Twitter account. She keeps her description short and sweet. She’s on Only Fans, Bust House Twitch, and My Free Cams, but you can’t bet that list isn’t exhaustive.
Kayla joined Twitter in December of 2013 and has since garnered the attention of five hundred and twenty-five thousand followers. Not too many porn stars surpass the five hundred thousand followers mark. I hope she gave herself a pat on the pussy for all her hard work.
There is no pinned tweet at the top of Kayla’s page currently. She should ponder putting a nice spread-eagle picture up there. That way, guys can get started on the right foot with you.
Expect to see plenty of titty pics on Kayla’s Twitter account. They are her best and largest asset. I can barely fit a nipple in my mouth, let alone a whole boob.
If you follow Kayla, you never have to worry about missing one of her My Free Cam shows. She does them often and always announces it on her Twitter. She puts on one hell of a performance. It’s sure to have your cock firing sperm like an Aircraft carrier launching F-16s.
I’m going to quote a November post directly, “I always dress like I’m about to play baseball or ride a horse. What that fuck am I wearing right now?”
Play baseball or ride a horse? So you dress like a butch lesbian? I find that hard to believe. I certainly don’t see any pictures of this bitch on Twitter that cry out butch lesbian to me. If more female baseball players dressed like Kayla, I’d be the biggest Women’s Major League Baseball fan on planet Earth.
If you ever visit Kayla’s Twitter and she hasn’t posted in a while, don’t panic. She warns fans that she occasionally goes dark but always comes back with a vengeance.
Kayla often makes appearances at porn expos to stay connected with her fans. You can bet she always puts on an excellent show for attendees, plus you can get pictures and autographs. It’s the only way my readers will ever get a shot to chat with this bitch.
My Free Cams and Bust House
Kayla’s My Free Cam shows keep getting more and more popular. As such, she has been able to invest some more money into her camming studio. It recently got all set up, so make sure to check it out the next time Kayla does a stream. You’ll love the set. That is, if you get a chance to see it past her giant tits.
I’m sure Bust House was thrilled to find and sign Kayla Kayden. She is everything they want in a Bust House porn star. Kayla is petite, blond, sexy, and has tits that enter a room fifteen seconds before she does.
Kayla just finished shooting her first two scenes with Bust House. The branding and DVD covers are already finished, so they’re only waiting for the site to be done. Fortunately, everything should be settled before the Adult Video News Awards. You can expect to see them at the Bust House booth if you plan on attending.
She’s No Genius
Lately, Kayla has been getting some old tattoos removed so she can replace them with fresh ink. She asked her followers to chime in on what she should get tattooed on her ass. Her choices are VEGAS, NY, 315, FUCK, or XXX.
That is the most basic bitch list of possible ass tattoo ideas. I know I said she isn’t stupid, but Kayla isn’t helping her case with a VEGAS tat.
According to this next post, she doesn’t have the most remarkable memory either: “I just remembered I sucked some guy’s dick on his $100K car yesterday.” Either she is sucking so much dick that people get lost in the shuffle, or she has the memory of a goldfish.
I’m a bit confused by the following post: “The countdown to being bimbofied has started.” I hate to break it to you, Kayla, but that countdown started and ended long ago. You’re already there, boo boo. Enjoy your stay.
Kayla has ingratiated herself with the rest of the industry. Not only to the stunts cocks, camera people, and directors but also to her fellow female performers.
Recently the incredible Rebel Lynn put Kayla Kayden on her short list of people to work with next year. Said list also included Katie Morgan, Lumi Ray, Alex Grey, Madi Collins, Freya Parker, Kenzie Reeves, Lena the Plug, and Olivia Jay. That’s a who’s who list of fantastic porn stars. Kayla should be proud to have made the cut.
No Shit in the Champagne Room
Shooting porn is full of little nuances, and details masturbators like yourselves don’t think about. Occasionally Kayla gives us a glimpse into the industry with one of her posts. An example is: “Just a reminder for all talent to check the bathroom for cameras before they use it on shoot sets.”
Such a small but essential detail. You don’t want to accidentally take a dump that the editors have to watch and chop out in post-production. But, to be honest, you shouldn’t be stinking up the set anyways. If you’re pooping before an anal scene, you already fucked up.
Kayla loves to play video games, so, of course, she has a Twitch account. She plays all sorts of games, so if you enjoy having an Xbox controller in one hand and your cock in the other, you should check it out.
Kayla Kayden is a blond bimbo with big tits and fuck me eyes. If you wish to fuck Barbie, this is the porn star for you. She’s about as close as you can get while still having genitalia.
My suggestion for Kayla is to throw a pinned tweet at the top of her page to greet new visitors. The people want to see her titties the moment they arrive on her page.
My readers don’t have a 100K car, so you better subscribe to Kayla’s Twitter instead. It’s as close as you’re ever getting.