I guarantee that no man on the planet earth inspires more hard work from his sexual partners than I do. Bitches know it’s a privilege, not a right, to ride my stead. Not every bitch who knocks on my door gets the honor of riding my hog. Therefore, bitches don’t want to waste the opportunity.
The Three Wise Holes
I’ve got sluts doing gymnastics on my dick in every room of my house. I’ve had tantric monkettes come down from the mountain tops to train on my man meat. They love that I never run out of energy and that I’m the only person that’s not a member of their monastery who can keep up with them.
As you can see, my control over vagine is known globally to millions of whores, so you might wonder if having so much sex gets boring at some point. My response is that it might if it weren’t for the fact that bitches are like bowling balls. They have three holes.
If the only place I could put my dick in a bitch was her pussy, I might get bored eventually. But fortunately, I live in a universe where the pussy, mouth, and asshole exist all in one person. Being human is awesome sometimes.
When I tire of the pussy, I shove my cock down a bitches gullet. Getting top is great because, as men, we don’t have to do anything. I love sitting back, turning the TV on, and getting my dick sucked by some unnamed harlot.
But even the mouth can get tiring. While I enjoy sitting back and letting some dumb cunt do all the work, the Porndude is the Porndude for a reason. I fuck like a God, and it didn’t just happen overnight. It’s a labor of love. A labor that goes wasted if I’m not balls deep in a few women every day.
When the pussy and mouth have had their respective times in the sun, it’s time to bask in the light of the dark star. When the pink lips of pussy and mouth fade into the background, only the dark star remains to save us. When man stares into the abyss, is it not the brown eye that looks back at us? All that is to say, it’s time to tear a bitches asshole open like a bag of Sour Patch Kids.
You guys don’t even have regular sex, so I’m positive you’ve never stuck your miserable member into a bitches digestive tract. Let me attempt to describe it. First off, depending on whose asshole your fucking, it’s considerably tighter than the pussy. Especially if the bitch has never done anal before. If you ever get a chance to pop the bum bum cherry, don’t waste it.
Second, the colon feels different than a pussy. It’s made from a slightly different material. The best way I could describe it in a way you’ll understand is that it feels like getting a new insert for your fleshlight.
You may never get the chance to fuck a bitches dump funnel, but at least you can watch it happen on porn websites. Starting with the letter “A” means that anal is always near the top of the category list. There aren’t many sites that skip it.
I happen to know a lady whose mouth, pussy, and asshole are all top-notch orifices ready for the taking. Best of all, she’s sexy, slutty, and loves to be in front of the camera. I’m talking about Isabelle Deltore.
Miss Nude World
When I say this bitch is sexy, I’m not pulling your leg. She is the only Australian to win Miss Nude World twice, in 2015 and 2018. And those trophies don’t sit alone on her mantle. They’re joined by a Miss Exotic Dancer of the Year award along with the Adult Video News Award for the hottest newcomer of 2019.
Now that you know Isabelle is worth your time, we can investigate her Twitter account. She describes herself as a Penthouse cover model, level 93 Squirtle, and Tamagotchi dealer.
Isabelle’s Penthouse shoot is one of my favorites. Their ultra-high-def cameras capture every lovely detail of her body. I went over each picture with a fine-toothed comb and found zero flaws.
This bitch isn’t lying when she calls herself a level 93 Squirtle. She could put out a house fire from two blocks away. With the right vaginal attachments, she could focus her squirt into a fine stream strong enough to cut through tungsten-plated stainless steel. I wear safety glasses whenever I fuck this bitch.
I haven’t purchased any Tamagotchis from Isabelle, and I don’t plan on it unless it’s a prerequisite to her fucking me.
The last thing Belle has to say about herself is that she likes her tech house dirty. More on that development later.
Belle joined Twitter in November of 2011 and has since gathered almost eight hundred and fifty thousand followers. Those are insane numbers for a porn star. If a bitch can hit four hundred thousand, I’m blown away, and Belle has more than doubled that. I see one million followers in her future.
BJs from DJs
The tweet currently pinned to the top of Belle’s wall advertises her final tour of the year. However, she isn’t touring as a porn star. Instead, she’s touring as an electronic dance music DJ.
Porn stars DJing is a thing. I’m unsure why or how it started, but Belle isn’t alone. However, she is in a class of her own. I hate to say it, but most porn star DJs fucking suck at it. Although to be fair, most DJs suck in general.
Not Belle, though. Her DJing career has blown the fuck up since she first started. It’s part of the reason why she has nearly a million followers. This bitch decided to diversify her bonds.
As you explore Belle’s Twitter, you’ll find plenty of clips of her doing her thing at dance clubs. As you can see, crowds show up when this cunt is in town. Unlike most porn star DJs, Belle knows what she’s doing.
What’s crazy is that Belle has only been DJing for a few months, and she’s already a huge hit. I’m starting to wonder if people are even listening to the music. I’d gladly sit through any music or sounds pending Belle is around to stare at. I probably won’t even notice anything is playing.
VIPenis
Regarding her fan sites, I’m a massive fan of Belle’s VIP Only Fans. She releases a constant stream of content on VIP that will have your cock in your hand more often than not. I hope you can perform daily tasks one-handed.
She just debuted a new boy boy girl threesome scene that will have your balls twitching. Belle is far too skilled to take on only one dick at a time. She doesn’t even break a sweat until dick five or six.
If you hurry, you can still score some VIP holiday savings. Normally priced at ten bucks, Belle’s VIP Only Fans subscription is currently four dollars for a whole month. You won’t even notice the four dollars are missing. You’ll barely be able to get out of bed that entire month anyway. You’ll be too busy painting your room white.
If you miss the holiday savings, you can still save some funds by purchasing in bulk. Three months will save you thirty percent, six months thirty-five percent, and a year forty percent. That’s nearly half off. For those prices, you could buy your friend a subscription for Christmas.
One of my favorite aspects about Belle’s Only Fans account is that she doesn’t do pay-per-view and doesn’t post locked messages. You get it all when you subscribe to her account, including daily updates. Not monthly, not weekly, fucking daily.
The more clips I see of Belle DJing, the more I think I need to show up at one of these gigs. I don’t dance unless I’m naked, but I’ll get plenty of enjoyment from her outfits. She always dresses like she’s trying to give every man in the audience a stroke. I particularly loved that she rocked the new Brazzers workout gear that came out a couple of weeks ago.
Belle is a multitalented porn star who can not only use her mouth, pussy, and asshole to the best of her ability, but she can also spin tracks. I just hope that she doesn’t get too distracted by DJing. I need her to continue shooting porn well into the future.
The only thing this bitches Twitter account is missing is nudes. Come on, Belle, show us your fucking tits. What are you trying to hide over there? It’s not like I can’t hop over to google images and see your tits, but I’d rather look at them on your Twitter page.
I want to reiterate to Belle that she can’t trade porn for music. The world needs to see you naked.