So, you are a fan of Apolonia Lapiedra! That speaks volumes about you! The hottie is an award-winning pornstar, a proud owner of a fiery ass, and a brunette temptress that looks equally great in threesomes as she does in steamy massage parlors where she offers her glistening curves to big-dicked studs. Apolonia is a fucking star of such grandeur that she even got my attention!
Whenever I write reviews about Twitter pages, I arm myself with knowledge and a raging boner. I have never been much of a bios guy, and I don’t give a fuck about waist size, eye color, and similar shit, but I prepare myself for such reviews and always look for porn or two featuring the star in question. Keeps me motivated! Guess what I did before I entered twitter.com/apoloniaporn into my browser?! Yeah, Brazzers, LetsDoeit, and Mofos releases featuring the belle did the job of putting me into a proper, raging mood! Here comes the review!
Why her Twitter and not her porn?
I dunno. Maybe sometimes you need to understand that pornstars are more than fuck holes! Maybe the chicks deserve your attention on mainstream platforms, too, where they work their hot asses off to promote their work and reach out to new fans! This was not initially meant to sound so judging, making you feel bad about never visiting twitter.com/apoloniaporn before, but it is what it is. Raging boners are great for inspiration, but I tend to think less of men and more of women when I’m in such a sturdy state.
All people reading this review are dudes, and who could blame them?! Apolonia is one hell of a stunner, and she deserves to be followed wherever she goes in her virtual fucking sprees. She wants to show off her fucking skills on twitter.com/apoloniaporn? No fucking problem! A horny mob of dudes will follow her on whatever platform she wants, and Twitter is fine because it’s free.
You do know that Twitter can be used by anyone and that that billionaire fucker has put a price tag on official accounts only, right? Just click the follow button, and voila, you’ll find yourselves balls deep between Apolonia’s butt cheeks. Virtually, of course! To meet this smasher in person, you’re gonna need much more than a keyboard, a monitor, and a desire to wank off. Way out of your league!
Who says you have to choose?
Did I mention Apolonia is Spanish? She speaks Spanish, but she moans in English, so you don’t have to worry about the language barrier! One of her latest tweets shows a glimpse of her porn where she fucks one of those barely legal-looking fellas. Jordi and the rest of the bros! There is this chick that watches porn and “reviews” them in a humorous fashion, and Apolonia pinned that tweet. It looks like I have another copycat who thinks that watching porn is enough to call yourself a reviewer! Try taming a mega dick while you are typing a 1.5K words review, and then you’ll realize why so many people online find me to be astonishingly inspirational!
This review is about twitter.com/apoloniaporn, and the gorgeous vixen that is as diligent as she is gorgeous! She tweeted over 45K times, and she launched her official Twitter account seven years ago. I did some math and came to the conclusion that Apolonia tweets about 500 times a month, roughly speaking. Does she have a tweeting assistant or something? She shoots porn for renowned studios, creates content on adult platforms, does modeling, and still manages to tweet 500 times a month! If this doesn’t deserve a round of applause, I don’t know what does! Clap the hoe! Once the army of my fans reading this review unite, the whole planet is gonna echo, and Apolonia is gonna hear the chant We love you, keep making us cum!!!
Time to calm down
Apolonia does anal, and the ass-banging was the first scene I watched while I was preparing for this review. I also read that she was born in 1992 in Spain and that he then-boyfriend introduced her to the adult entertainment industry. I don’t know how many porn videos the brunette has under her belt, but I do know that the web is packed with her videos, and some of them can be found for free. I don’t want to bullshit you! It’s a downright truth that tube pages end up showing exclusive smut sooner or later, but watching free Apolonia porn is not the best way to enjoy the stunner. Or is it? Treat yourself! If you are a cheapskate, there is nothing I can do about it.
Apolonia Lapiedra performs on OnlyFans, and as you know, the platform is locked for nosy fuckers who don’t know how to appreciate exclusive porn. She has created a staggering amount of content for OF, over 1K to be exact, and all of that can be unlocked for a handful of dollars. This is where twitter.com/apoloniaporn comes into play. Think of it as a free trailer, something to give you a hint about the exclusive content hiding beneath the Subscribe box.
I have a better idea! Why not buy a dick stroker inspired by Apolonia’s cunt and “fuck” the slut while you are watching her images on twitter.com/apoloniaporn? You’ll spend some money on the toy, but at least Twitter won’t charge you for the content. One day, that Musk guy is gonna stumble upon my reviews, and he is gonna realize that all of these xxx gems have to get locked, but at least you’ll have the stroker! Buy the stroker, ok!
Let the numbers speak for themselves
Twitter.com/apoloniaporn counts over 790K followers, and this crowd hasn’t come there to watch Apolonia’s “how to stuff Thanksgiving turkey” tutorial. People have seen the slut all around the web in all sorts of banging positions, but what makes the smasher unique. The adult biz is packed with brunettes with perky tits, right?!
If you are considering going premium to any of the joints the star shoots porn for, or if you are wondering about the content that Apolonia makes on OF, I highly recommend you watch the Blacked trailer on twitter.com/apoloniaporn. Here is why! The chick hooks up with a black dude. The intro happens on a sandy beach where the soft breeze plays with the slut’s long black hair, and she looks like a goddess. One of those chicks you could imagine saying “I do” to and then stuff her ass with a diamond dildo after the ceremony.
So, the belle and the black hunk start messing around by a luxurious pool. She is petite, and he is a wild hunk, you know, something like the xxx version of Beauty and the Beast, and you get worried. Despite her petite frame, the star behind twitter.com/apoloniaporn shoves the dong all the way down her throat and takes it on such a wild ride that even the black stud is surprised. While he drills her wet hole missionary style, she rubs her clit until she orgasms in one of the best orgasms I’ve ever seen. To sum up, she looks like a gentle flower, but she is capable of all sorts of kinks and intense banging. An all-around slut!
I want you to continue reading
Continue reading my precious reviews and posts on twitter.com/apoloniaporn. While my writings are gonna infuse a necessary dose of wit and knowledge into your thick skull, Apolonia’s tweets are gonna convince you that paying for porn is sometimes the best gift there is. If you are diligent enough and read all the posts, you are sure to stumble upon discounts and promotions. Christmas is just around the corner, and nothing says Ho, ho, ho better than a Hoe Hoe Hoe with a tight cunt. You know you deserve it!
Apolonia Lapiedra is a gem. A gorgeous smasher with a face of an angel and the holes of the world’s horniest slut. Twitter.com/apoloniaporn is only one of the platforms where the hottie shares her naughty content and connects with her fans. I highly recommend following the babe and keeping yourself updated on all the upcoming videos that the chick makes. She shoots for high-end studios, fucks like there is no tomorrow, and knows that her fans are what pushed her toward success. Apolonia is a banging champ, and I’m glad I gave something back to her. This review is gonna do wonders for her fan base! Hurry up and join in on the party! See ya!