Come to think of it, pervs, what do you think about ThePorndude? My dear fellow fap addict, you probably think that if I’m not choking my wiener raw to the best porn I find on the web or flirting with nasty bimbos on Tiktok until the wee hours of the morning, I am on Reddit posting away and making unnecessary comments. And to be honest with you, you are 100% correct if you assume that.
Who the fuck doesn’t love Reddit? Since the day Reddit was a genuine alternative community of dweebs, geeks, and nerds before it was infiltrated by mainstream normies like today, I have loved this site. Back then, it was a place for civil debate – you could learn things and have in-depth conversations with people. Nowadays, Reddit is oversaturated. I think everyone has a fucking Reddit account – including the sexless and brainless pervs like Mr. Porngeek. The result has been a remarkably sharp decrease in the quality of the posts.
There is a silver lining, though. Pink lining will make more sense if you retarded perv can catch my drift. The considerable influx on Reddit results from the explosion in popularity, plus the massive influx of NSFW subreddits. You know, more uses = more boobies! Only a loser would complain about a chance to see more naked hot babes on the internet. Naked ladies should be on the front page of everything!
Porndude, what the fuck do you want me to fap to today?
Honestly, perv, the range of Reddit NSFW content is more or less about as diverse and broad as the range of smut available on the internet! If there is a fetish dedicated to it, chances are there is someone who has created a subreddit to keep track of it. What are your chances of breaking the seal, hombre? Zero. Of course, it would be next to zero because the chances of you fucking your father’s bitch are higher than you approaching a random girl. And even if your fat ugly babe neighbor lured you to have sex with her, you don’t know how to break the seal.
Porndude, where do you get a virgin girl in this era? I guess at maternity when that toddler has just been delivered, and my guess is you will spend the rest of your useless life in a penitentiary for pedophilia. And since I would never want that for my legion of loyal sex-depraved mofos, I have a free collection of hot “breaking the seal” smut for you courtesy of Reddit. Well, when I talk about breaking the seal, I don’t literally mean breaking virginity, stupid assholes. I am talking about the lusty young adventurous babes trying out new things, and they never draw the line on anything. From their first porn scene to their first time trying anal or doing a girl on film, these amateurs are primed and ready to go. And unlike most first times, there’s nothing awkward or weird about these encounters – just straight-up sex. This is what reddit.com/r/BreakingTheSeal/ is all about. Do you wanna hear more about it?
A nice cocktail of fapworthy content
The content on this site is for the porn lover in all of us. So grab that, especially if it is coming from the Porndude. Dumbass, you can look forward to an ‘all-encompassing pornography subreddit, from a lone nipple to the hardest of the hardcore.’ Music your ears. They have a wide collection of materials for starters and provide fappers with everything they need for their erotic fap sessions, from solo masturbation, steamy blowjobs, a naughty girl presenting you with a perfect view of her goodies from behind after she has just woken up, and a hot girl posing nude in a swimming pool, reddit.com/r/BreakingTheSeal/ has it all.
I wondered why this place is teeming with up to 1.5 million members. And now I know the reason. Besides that, you will see plenty of sexy coeds filming their first-ever porn scene on camera, like anal sex, fucking a black guy, doing another girl, and getting gangbanged. Most of the visitors on this site are studs like ThePorndude who see plenty of action in real life, but inevitably, losers like Mr. Porn Geek rear their ugly heads to catch a glimpse of what is happening. Who would dare judge them when this place is a serious gold mine of smut?
The epitome of user-submitted content
Are you a new user? If you are, check the Hot section before other content captures your attention. Hottest action goes down here as members vote. If you scroll around, you will see plenty of lippy vaginas, a girl expertly giving head to her boyfriend, gorgeous tits, office girls exposing their titties, and fucking more. One thing about Reddit is that most girls look like amateurs and might well be your colleagues or classmates in college. The studs who get these bitches are the luckiest bastards on the planet. But as for you losers, you have to rush to get lube to blow one out as you fantasize about what could have been if you weren’t as pathetic with women and such a miserable antisocial.
Anyway, you will never run out of content to fap with posts coming in fast and thick. Every minute you will always have something new to beat your pecker to. If you fucking want the latest post, click on New and only see the freshest posts on your feed. You are guaranteed high-quality posts full of nasty content, whichever option you pick. Of course, this is what you should expect when you allow a bunch of porn-loving freaks to be in charge of the material. The content here is only suitable for someone looking for a quick fap. Traipse to a tube site if you are more methodical when fapping.
A community-driven platform
I have come to embrace that every member here is a porn connoisseur, and they know a thing or two about what constitutes good porn. Through voting, Reddit allows members to decide which content is hot and which is not. The hottest and most popular posts are the posts that got the most upvotes. So what would be a better way of encouraging members to upload the hottest content only? From the Hot option from the drop-down feature, you will get content likely to have juices flowing faster than a snowball melts in hell. The community is fully in charge of quality control on Reddit. And the advantage is that fappers get the hottest content before they try other options like Rising, Top, Controversial, and New.
Cool features
The Reddit interface comes with cool display features, let alone the abundance of fap-worthy content and the community. For example, you don’t have to open a post to see the content. You see everything while you casually scroll. Open them if you want a better view of that pussy, but if you are the lot that loves multiple GIFs and photos to bust a nut, then you don’t have to open a post. A remarkable feature, right? The night mode is what I wish all pornsites should embrace.
Every fapper doesn’t want brightness laminating their eyes when hiding in their duvets fapping at the bewitching hours. Also, I don’t want to risk damaging my eyes. If I can’t get women to my bed, I still don’t want to be blind as I have to watch porn. And the best way to keep my eyesight is not to stare at bright backgrounds for hours. Luckily, reddit.com/r/BreakingTheSeal/ allows me to switch to a dark background when I want to rub one out at midnight, which I do a lot.
What I love about reddit.com/r/BreakingTheSeal
Plenty of free porn: the massive community of active members keeps the site alive with posts almost every fucking minute. There are millions of posts with tasty adult content for free. The platform is further well-moderated, and the community is the quality controller. The site’s interface is also friendly, especially now that it has undergone some makeovers.
What I don’t like about reddit.com/r/BreakingTheSeal
Most of the content on the site is not such hardcore. The videos here are limited coz most of the content is Gifs and pictures. You’ll be lucky to find the links to the complete videos in the post, but it’s not guaranteed.
Final word
There is everything to like about reddit.com/r/BreakingTheSeal. Despite the absence of hardcore content, hundreds of thousands of users are happy to call this their source of XXX materials. The subreddit is as you’d expect, and you can look forward to millions of tasty porn pictures and GIFs.