You have to be a certain age to know the rush you get from jacking off in the middle of the woods while staring at a Playboy magazine the local ruffians stashed away from their parents. For one, you’re nervous that you’re going to get caught jacking it in the woods. Secondly, you’re afraid those ruffians are going to see that tiny pee pee you call a cock and balls. And third, you’re afraid one of those ruffians is your daddy!
For everyone else that have spent their lives jerking off in front of a device, you won’t understand the rush. But you can understand a little bit about what has made Playboy such a legacy brand over the decades. The best way to do that is to check out Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus.
This is the official Twitter account of Playboy’s premium membership. They feature a bit.ly link in their bio that redirects you to a splash page where you can subscribe to Playboy Plus, so if you are interested, the option is there. But first, dive in and see what makes Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus worthy of a follow, even though you may not give a fuck about subscribing to their service in the first place!
Over 15,000 photos and videos
One of the main reasons that you will want to visit Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus is because there is a fuck ton of content for you to look at. Sure, you won’t find nearly as much content as some other porn stars out there post. But then again, when you consider that so many porn stars nowadays post everything from teasers from their OnlyFans account to their AAA porn clips to even what they are eating for breakfast, it comes as no surprise.
The Playboy brand is more subtle than that. They’re old school. Even though they are posting nude content on their Twitter account and premium brand, it does not mean that they still do not have that old school flavor that so many people fucking know about. Go ask any dude in his 90s what Playboy means to him, and he may start jerking off right in front of him.
Hey! Be sure to dodge that jizz he’s flinging at you. It’s a real bitch if it gets into your eyes!
Still, Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus has a decent amount of content for you to jerk off to. How much are we talking? Try over 15,000 photos and videos to beat off to! That’s an impressive amount.
Though, when you consider how frequently Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus posts its content in the first place, it should come as no fucking surprise. In fact, considering that Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus has been around for well over a decade, consider my jaw not dropped after learning how much content they regularly post. But my massive balls are sure dropped!
Suffice it to say, you are going to have plenty of hot content to look at for a long time to come. Keep in mind though that most of the content on Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus is indeed images. That is where Playboy made its bread and butter, after all. It’s the reason Hugh Hefner is cryogenically frozen deep under a Burger King somewhere in New York City. And you’ll never, ever find its exact location: he made certain of that.
Or so I hear, anyway. You know you can’t always rely on rumors. Still, it does not change the fact that Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus has a fuck ton of content just fucking sitting on their feed, waiting for you to get off to. Check out the frequency of the content that gets posted on Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus, too, and you, too, will be compelled to become their next follower!
New tweets daily
Do not think that when you see Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus’ over 15,000 photos and videos that you are going to run out of content to look at anytime soon. Because you won’t! What the fuck did I just tell you, mother fucker?!
You won’t run out of content because Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus has new tweets every fucking day. You will find a handful of new tweets every fucking day – it never fails. You know how some porn stars and porn brands tweet almost every day, but they don’t quite hit that daily mark? They miss once or twice every week or even every few weeks? Well, Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus does not fucking do that.
Not one fucking bit! You can mark it on your calendar every fucking day of the year: Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus tweets every single day. It never, ever stops!
So take a look at all of the content that Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus has to offer your fucking ass each and every day. Take solace in the fact that you can get off to a plethora of content every fucking day, and know that you’re always going to find yourself sitting back and saying to yourself, ‘hmm, that’s pretty fucking hot!’
Nude photos, daily
That is right bitch! You will find nude photos on Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus’ feed every fucking day! And if you know anything about Playboy, you know that these aren’t amateurish images that you’re going to be gawking at, either! Hell fucking no! This is the high-res, top-quality production values that you have come to expect from Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus over the years.
Because unless you have been living in a fucking cave your entire life, you know that Playboy has always stood for quality. Before these new-fangled fucking machines called ‘computers’ started popping up everywhere, Playboy stood as a seal of quality among all other pornographic content out there. When you looked at a Playboy magazine, you knew that you weren’t going to see a naked chick that looked like they were photographed underwater, with yellow smears from terribly developed film blocking her giant nipples.
Expect the same when you look at Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus. Believe me you fucking horny bastards, I went through the feed pretty fucking far back. I have to tell you, every one of these babes’ images (with a few GIFs thrown in for good measure) looked so fucking professional that I could not help but take notice. By professional, I don’t mean overly-edited images, either.
Rather, I am referring to the way everything is so expertly shot. Playboy has always had this timeless vibe about itself that makes the images look spontaneous yet simultaneously planned. It’s like you just happened to catch a broad with the finest, tanned ass in the world bending over to water her garden in the world’s shortest. They feel like a slice of life that you’re getting to see, when in fact, it’s just another photoshoot.
You get those same exact vibes when you look at the images on Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus. It feels like you are getting to meet the person in the image for the first time. Nevermind they have giant titties and a clam between their legs that keeps staring at you. You feel like you’re meeting someone that’s perfectly comfortable with having a conversation about baking bread while spreading their pussy apart.
It’s classy, tasteful Playboy content at its finest! But that is also its downfall. If you want to see nasty, sloppy, sex, you’re not going to find it here!
No raunchy porn here!
Look, Playboy is the original fucking pornographic brand. Without it, you wouldn’t be able to jerk off to those scenes involving priests and nuns getting their fuck on with their congregation. Or two hung circus clowns double dicking a lucky MILF that fantasizes about chugging clown clock. So show respect where it’s due!
Still, the times have changed – and they changed a long fucking time ago. While getting off to content from Playboy was hot as hell back in the day, nowadays, we’re used to seeing every inch of a dude’s penis sliding inside of a tight, wet snatch in high definition. Just take a look at my in-depth reviews on ThePornDude to see what I fucking mean!
Playboy still produces hot as fuck content. The images are tastefully delicious. But if you want raunchy porn videos on Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus, this is not where you are going to find any of that. If that’s what you want, you better keep moving. For everyone else that wants to jerk off to the same, classy types of nude imagery, you’ll want to follow Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus for new, hot content every fucking day!
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Twitter.com/PlayboyPlus is the official Twitter account of Playboy Plus. With over 15,000 photos and videos, over 950,000 followers, and new images every day, there is plenty to beat off to! Unfortunately, some may not enjoy the softcore, artistic porn that Playboy produces.
But for those that know and love Playboy, it’s more of the same hot content you’ve come to know over the years. But delivered to you every fucking day! As long as the content remains consistent, they’ll keep accruing new followers!