The good old day when pornstars were nothing but a pretty set of tits bouncing up and down. Nowadays, everyone has an opinion and the right to share it with the rest of the world without any limitations. If Titanic sunk in 2024, nobody would have the balls to ask about one’s goddamn gender before inviting them inside the goddamn lifeboat. Shemales, gays, males, tarts, everyone’s one big happy family that shags for the sake of horny pricks who feast their eyes on smut on screens of all shapes and sizes.
I make it sound like a bad thing, but I’ve made a career out of porn. Whether I am banging or writing, I attract the masses to my websites! The same goes for sweet Abella Danger. Whether it’s her asshole getting drilled, or her sharing cute pics on her Twitter account, people come to her, watching at her curves with open mouths, drooling over everything dear Abella does or writes. Out of respect for the dangerous little minx, I’ve decided to review her Twitter page. What an honor!
Why Twitter and why Abella Danger?
I’m on Twitter. It’s toxic 99% of the time. I am not a huge fan because I’ve already created my own virtual space where I get to shit on people and websites, venting out and earning good bucks from it. On the other hand, Karens need Twitter. The good old hubby can’t get it up anymore, or he can, but the sight of an old, newspaper-dry cunt doesn’t get his blood pumping anymore. These bitches hate, they are loud and obnoxious! Abella is different. She has made my day on more than one occasion, and, to return the favor, I am reviewing her Twitter profile today. Visit twitter.com/abella_danger, fuckers!
Why Abella? Well, first of all, she won’t sue my ass if I call her a slut, and, secondly, she looks like a bombshell. If she does sue me, that only means that I will see her divine ass in the courtroom. That’s when she’ll see my face for the first time and realize that suing me was the best thing that she did in her adult life. I will bang some sense into her head, and she’ll post our picture on her Twitter account. I will suggest the Anderson/Lee scenario, and she will accept. Nothing like Amber and Depp talking about pissing and shitting for a handful of dollars. A classy defamation trial, TPD style, with a happy ending.
The things I know about Abella
I know that the slut is in her mid-twenties and that her real name is not Abella Danger. Whoa, I really did my homework! Did you really expect me to read some stupid bio just to tell you fuckers the things that you can read on google? Really not into wasting my precious time today! You can read about this Miami goddess on the web and watch her porn, but twitter.com/abella_danger gives you another perspective on the belle. For starters, the profile picture is not what I expected. I expected to see a pair of tits or the sight of Abella’s big, firm ass in some micro bikini, but she chose a cartoonish presentation of herself and a pink background. I told you that the slut is classy!
60.9K tweets at the time of this review. Hard-working and classy. Abella describes herself as completely natural, sassy, and smart, and she mentions that she shoots porn for Brazzers. I knew that I’d seen that face somewhere before! What I like about this chick is that she always takes it up her ass, and she rubs her savory cunt during the drilling. Her ass is fucking iconic, perfectly round and as tight as my pants right now, and her tatas are as good as a pair of fresh coconuts during a sunny day at a beach. A diva, a talented pornstar that is sure to reach the popularity of legends like Jenna Jameson.
The dangerous chick has been shaking her booty on Twitter since 2014
I am brushing up on my Abella Danger knowledge. I am watching her squirting scene by the pool, and the only thing that pops into my mind is to search the web for the Abella Danger pussy flashlight. Does this thing exist? Let me know! Before I continue this praising charade, I want you to understand that I don’t give a fuck if you are gonna follow twitter.com/abella_danger on Twitter and join an army of 1.9 million followers. All I know is that this page is almost as good as the list of the featured videos on Brazzers.
The latest post by the hottie is a picture of her in some animal print bikini that accentuates all the right junk in all the right places. A week before that, Abella shared some news about the upcoming Halloween costume (I told you that the girl was diligent as fuck) and then bragged about her jumping out of a plane on a couple of occasions, feeling her blood boil, wanting to do it again.
Of course, twitter.com/abella_danger is not the only page where the brunette brags about her sexuality, talent, curves, and luxurious lifestyle. She is a content creator on OnlyFans, and some of that content is on twitter.com/abella_danger. One of the pictures is in the same naughty bikini on some kind of yacht where Abella shows her best asset – a picture-perfect booty. Dang, that’s hot. Plenty of stuff on the page revolves around Abella’s tushy. I am not complaining. On the contrary!
Abella is more than just a pretty ass
She takes good care of her health. Do you know them models who smoke crack every time they feel the urge to stuff their faces with a BigMac? When Abella lacks proteins, she asks for warm leche, and when she misses a workout session, she bounces up and down pricks to burn those goddamn calories. She even retweeted some marijuana posts a couple of weeks ago, warning the youngsters about the dangerous thing that gets you addicted and makes your mind go all hazy and shit. It’s way better and healthier to fap off to Abella’s porn than smoke pot. She has a point there!
Twitter.com/abella_danger does get a little random from time to time, but, you know, she is just a human. The slut posts whatever pops into her mind. Random posts about her hating burritos, making people go “what the fuck” and then she surprises you with smart stuff like “we focus too much on our endgame we can miss the fun of the journey.” A complete package! Oh, before I end this review and focus on what Abella does best, I need to point out that Twitter.com/abella_danger is teeming with OnlyFans teasers and pictures from porn sets. Something like “coming soon.” Moving on!
The place to be if you are Abella’s fan
Really now, why would you be interested in seeing twitter.com/abella_danger if you are not her fan? If you are still reading this, then you know everything there IS to know about the temptress, and there is nothing wrong with that. Being obsessed with a pornstar is cool, too, as long as you don’t harass the chick. Stalking at its best. For example, stalking can do wonders for your dirty imagination. Abella went on a trip to France recently, and shared it on twitter.com/abella_danger, giving horny fucks enough material to picture her pouring wine all over her ass. I don’t know! Be imaginative!
I guess that you fuckers are aware of the fact that Twitter is a free platform. To follow twitter.com/abella_danger, you need to have an account on Twitter, and you sign-up by entering your email address and username. I refuse to go on about the fucking signing up process to the fucking Twitter! Figure it out, fucker! If you are not capable of figuring it out, you don’t deserve to follow the Abella Danger!
What’s the point of all this?
Social media platforms are not real life. It’s just an extended arm or entertainment biz, where everything is polished and usually fake. However, as an always-horny smut consumer, you don’t give a fuck about that. What’s important is that twitter.com/abella_danger is hot. Not as hot and entertaining as her adult videos, but at least twitter.com/abella_danger is free. No payments or any other fuck-ups. Abella all day long. Enjoy, fuckers. Abella’s purpose in life is making her fans happy, and twitter.com/abella_danger is just another way to reach her audience. Adios!