Once branded as “The World’s Greatest Porn Site,” we still know it today as Brazzers.com. Brazzers always has those funny video thumbnails with the “Oh, I didn’t see you there” reactions. It’s one of those websites you binge the free clips off on tube sites when they had good movies out and still are today. With so many options on the internet for Porn, your ass is probably still stuck on the Hub looking at free Brazzer clips. You’re probably jerking off three to ten times a day, and you’re still on the Hub watching Brazzers clips? Did you know they post even hotter videos than what’s on tube sites? Have you ever been on their Twitter? Oh my God, it’s like the holy grail of Twitter Porn!
Would you agree that short porn trailers suck? The clips and trailers on the Brazzer’s Twitter aren’t that short, and all of their posts are new shit! You don’t have to worry about scrolling through old bullshit only to see a 4-minute blow job and have to find the rest of the scene. I always hated when they would cut it off at the blowjob. At that point, it wasn’t even worth watching if I couldn’t find it. The Brazzer’s Twitter posts teasers that show clips from every plot point of the full-length movies! If you’re like me, you like the long trailers that show you every single fucking detail. I want to see the blowjob and the fucking, and that’s what the trailer shows. Why do I have to watch the whole movie now? I already know what’s going to happen!
I watched Brazzer’s “BrideZZilla” trailer twice, and I can already tell you what’s going to fucking happen. I won’t spoil it, but you know how it goes, Mick Blue fucks both chicks, and Sally D’Angelo has some fun with Pheonix Marie. It’s all on their Twitter, and hot milfs are always worth checking out! This is one example of hot videos they show on their page. I’ve conquered my erection with this Twitter page and new pocket pussy, so now I’m ready to give my review. I’ll go into more details about what makes this Twitter page an absolute winner, and maybe talk about some things they could do better.
A First Look at Brazzer’s Twitter
After you bypass all those stupid-ass view blockers Twitter has over the content, the first look will tell you everything about this page. At the moment, they’re promoting the new Brazzer’s film called “BrideZZilla.” Sally D’Angelo is one hot granny, but if you haven’t seen part two with Adira Allure, you’re definitely missing out on a cute anal slut. This Twitter page is filled with Brazzer’s newest videos. The page is dedicated to promoting the latest films, but what I love about this page is at first glance, it doesn’t feel like they’re promoting anything. It looks like they’re just sharing hot fucking videos. There’s no telling how many memberships come from the Twitter page alone, but it’s definitely hard not to click their link and see more.
Memberships are required at Brazzers which is a premium network. Lately, memberships across many different networks, including Brazzers, are starting to offer memberships for as low as $9.99. Who remembers the days of paying $29.95 for a porn subscription? If you’re paying $29.95 for one subscription on a low-tier offer today, you’re getting ripped the fuck off! With Brazzers, you have access to thousands of the industry’s hottest and newest models, and if you’re familiar with the brand, you know they’re known for some of the most high-quality porn movies made.
How many of you have seen porn movies where the lighting was horrible? In a lot of the old movies, it was like they were recording in a fucking Italian restaurant. It’s like they rented an Abercrombie and Fitch and started the scene. It’s like, “what the fuck?! I can see his dick clear as day, but I can’t see her Pussy! Who made this?!” Companies like Brazzers don’t do it like that anymore. In fact, Brazzers makes sure every video is lit for you to see everything. The Twitter page is a small illustration of what you have access to as a member, so when you have time, definitely head to the website to see more.
Design & Functionality
It’s pretty fucking obvious how Twitter works, so I don’t think that needs much explaining. You have to be signed into your account to view this content. If you still can’t see it, make sure to have your settings on your Twitter account available to see 18+ content. Unless you don’t mind liked tweets saying “Fuckfest at the Wedding part two,” don’t like any of the tweets. They are free for you to browse through and see all the new clips from Brazzers. Brazzers has this page set up to encourage their followers to join their membership through constant teasing. The strategy seems obvious, “If we give them enough blue balls, they give us money.” I was smart enough to see through this trick, but I still avoided blue balls by using the Twitter page to take care of business once or twice. I told you, the clips are that good.
The Pros
I’m going to lie, this is one of my favorite websites to go for fap time. I was super impressed when I saw the Twitter page and realized how much value you free fuckers are getting. For promoting a movie, Brazzers does an excellent job showcasing all of the major plot points for each of their shoots. A lot of nuts have been busted through the browser Twitter years for me. I recall videos of Lena Paul and Sara Jay being promoted through Twitter, and coming back is like taking a trip down memory lane. They’re still fucking dominating with the milfs, and as you can see from their latest movie, granny’s got a fanny! I’m talking about Sally D’Angelo. Are you telling me you wouldn’t fuck her?
Brazzers is developing a pattern of casting newer models around their twenties with milfs aged forty and up in many films. From my expertise, this is some of the sexiest filmmaking I’ve seen in years. It depends on what you’re into, but if you ask me, this genre fulfills two fantasies in one. The innocent girl and the freaky boss in “The Devil Wears Nada” is a perfect example of this style with LuLu Chu and Alexis Fawx getting the kind of nasty we love. In addition, this is why so many of us perverts keep returning to the website and Twitter feed. You never know which cute innocent new model you’ll see sucking cock with a MILF.
The Cons & Recommendations
There isn’t anything wrong with what Brazzers is doing on Twitter. Assholes like myself can watch free new content and keep scrolling and scrolling like we’re on an NSFW Reddit thread. Although the videos are great, maybe they could provide more free content. Compilations are always a good place to start. If we had a few compilations every month with the latest clips from the newest videos, that would make a lot of Twitter porn users happy. They’re a newer species to our kind, but these freaks are notorious for only watching porn on Twitter.
Twitter has been very open-minded about adult content for a while now, and this allows adult entertainers to take full advantage to promote their businesses. The only thing that would make this better is for the CEO of Twitter to demand that all porn trailers be full-length films. Talk about a bold business move, right? Although that’s never going to fucking happen, we could definitely use some compilations or maybe more free content. Either way, we’re all going to continue to jerk off to your trailers and full-length movies, Brazzers!
My Final Thoughts
Either you’re one of those Twitter porn nuts, or you just need a new account to keep you up to date on your porn. Either way, you’re going to want to follow Brazzers on Twitter. After you bypass all those stupid-ass view blockers, you’ll see why it’s better than most tube sites. Either it’s our attention spans, or the new content is so much fucking better. I think it’s both, but something about this new short-form content due to social media is addicting. Rather than staying for every part of a scene, we’ve become accustomed to scrolling for more.
On a site like Twitter mixed with a network like Brazzers, it seems they’ve cracked the code to keep your eyes on tits and ass long enough to get you to eventually subscribe. Whatever they’re doing, they need to keep doing! I give all those sexy bitches and handsome motherfuckers over at Brazzers an A+ on their social media work. This page is hot, and as long as Brazzers keeps it up with the hot milfs, it’s Porn Dude-approved in my book!
If you’re looking for the latest updates in new movies from Brazzers, follow your favorite porn site at http://twitter.com/brazzers.