I wonder if Scented Pansy gets many visitors who come through by mistake. At a glance, their logo looks like a romantic heart, the kind of thing you might put on a card if you were going to send your wife or girlfriend some flowers. Look a little closer, though, and you’ll see it’s maybe just a little too dirty for your average flower shop or delivery service. You wouldn’t want to send a funeral bouquet with a drawing of a woman’s ass barely hidden in the logo, would you?
Why would a flower store have a woman’s ass in their logo? The answer is simple: they wouldn’t because ScentedPansy.com isn’t a florist. You probably already guessed that since you’re reading this on ThePornDude, but you may still be wondering what the site’s all about and if it’s worth your time or, more importantly, your money. Well, the site is an online marketplace for used panties, which means you might not have to raid your sister’s laundry basket anymore. I’m actually banned from all the local laundromats, so I couldn’t wait to take a look for myself.
Can I Smell Your Scented Pansy?
There’s an intro video at the top of the ScentedPansy landing page, so I figured I’d start there. I hit the Play button as I sniffed a used G-string I’ve had for a while. It’s actually getting pretty worn out, and I wonder how much of the aroma now consists of my own intimate juices. I am absolutely in the market for a new pair or two, and by new, I mean used.
A parade of women appeared on the screen, each talking about how long they’ve been on ScentedPansy and how much they love it. I love how they’ve got a range of kinky broads selling their drawers. In the intro video alone, there are classy-looking MILFs, purple-haired alternative chicks, exotic ethnic babes, mysterious masked women, and a young cutie rocking an 18+ schoolgirl outfit and pigtails as she talks about how she loves interacting with the users. Maybe we can soon be friends.
I wanted to start browsing the listings as soon as I saw that, so I headed to the Buy Used Panties section. It turns out the site is locked down a little bit, and unregistered guests don’t really get to see much of what they have to offer. Fortunately, registration only takes a few seconds. Just give them an email address and click on the confirmation link that shows up immediately. Badda-bing, badda-boom. You’re in.
The vibe changes as soon as you leave the tour area and get into the real ScentedPansy. It’s set up like a social network, with a feed of new updates and a Who’s Online sidebar in the main member’s area so you can start sliding into those DMs. I love the social media format because it feels so much more intimate than a traditional porn site, and that’s definitely, what you want if you’re going to be buying some broad’s used underwear.
Like any social network, your Friends’ feed will be empty until you start adding some friends. I started in the Everyone feed, which shows every public post hitting Scented Pansy in real-time. Users are constantly adding posts, and new sets of used panties are going on sale every few minutes.
Most posts feature photos of the girls wearing the underwear in question and a price at the bottom. I also like how there are a fair amount of posts that aren’t trying to sell anything directly. For example, somebody posted a captioned illustration of a woman riding a guy’s face. Another user, whose profile pic shows off the kind of clothing she’s selling, posted to wish everyone a Happy Friday. “Let’s get dirty,” she says, which sounds like a beautiful plan.
Let’s Get Dirty, Shall We?
With so much activity and so many panties being sold, I wasn’t sure where to start my search for the ultimate set of used women’s underwear. So I went to the Browse Members area, hoping for some quality filters to help dial in my preferences.
They do have search filters, but I’m afraid they’re a little bit lacking. For example, you can’t choose body types, hair color, age, or even types of underwear for sale. Instead, you can filter the Online, Premium, Verified and New Members, the Ranked and VIP babes, and those with Images Present. ScentedPansy.com is a global marketplace, so you can also choose your country if you’re worried about the logistics of shipping dirty granny panties or just have a preference for the local sluts.
I kept it simple, leaving the country filter open and checking off Ranked and Image Present. I hadn’t bought soiled panties sight unseen since back when Craigslist allowed adult listings, and I’m not about to start back up. The Ranked checkbox will help me find those who already have good reviews.
Any good marketplace should have a robust review system in place. That goes for auction sites like eBay, massive online malls like Amazon. Reviews are arguably more important for something like used panties since you don’t want to get ripped off buying some fat guy’s poop-smeared boxers.
ScentedPansy.com has a great review system in place. Buyers can add a star rating and a written review, letting other users know exactly how much they enjoyed their purchases. You wouldn’t buy a new phone off the web without finding out what other people think of it, so why would you buy somebody else’s underwear like that? It isn’t rocket science, gentlemen.
Chat Them Up and Sniff Their Panties
There are other reasons why you should check out those reviews, besides just making sure the feminine aromas live up to the descriptions. ScentedPansy.com does have its own internal coin system, but you’ll probably be arranging payment and buying panties directly from the vendors on the site. ScentedPansy.com is a much more secure way of procuring those scented pansies than older venues, but you still want to be smart about it. Again, checking out the reviews is one of the best ways to avoid getting ripped off.
Scented Pansy also offers a verified badge to members who have taken steps to prove they’re the same person as their profile pics. It’s not a 100% guarantee, but combined with the reviews, it makes you a hell of a lot safer than you would be otherwise. They also recommend that you don’t make a panty deal without a ScentedPansy order number, which will help you file a dispute if shit goes haywire.
I don’t mean to sound like a dick, but it also helps a lot to use your goddamn head. If it’s an unverified profile with no reviews and all the pics look like they were stolen from Victoria’s Secret catalog, you’re probably looking at a scam profile.
I recommend chatting with the ScentedPansy members you’re considering making purchases from. Scammers often out themselves just by the way they talk; if she claims to be American but can’t seem to string together a coherent sentence in English, the chances are she isn’t American. You can also take basic fucking measures like asking for another photo where she’s flashing a peace sign or today’s date written on a Post-it note. If she’s real, she’s probably willing to take the extra few seconds to prove it and make a sale.
At the end of the day, I think Scented Pansy’s social-media-style setup is one of their biggest assets. It helps lay out the site’s newest offerings conveniently and gives you something to fap to and interact with even on days you aren’t actually shopping for used panties. That allows better engagement than you’d find on a site that was strictly a marketplace or a store. You aren’t buying used panties from some faceless strangers on the internet here. You’re buying them from friends, at least in the online sense of the term.
That’s why I think ScentedPansy.com is an easy recommendation for fans of used panties. Even if you aren’t planning on buying any today, tomorrow, or ever, the site gives you immediate access to a network of like-minded perverts—including a ton of women hawking those soiled garments you’re so interested in. If you do get the urge to start building your own collection, Scented Pansy makes the whole process simple.