Porn is great. No, it’s fuckin’ epic! Few things can beat laying back and indulging in the divine sight of smut for hours on end and edging your dick or pussy until it goes red raw and begs for a break. However, I’m sure I can speak for all of us when I say that sometimes there’s a porn-induced itch that watching conventional smut just doesn’t scratch.
The itch I’m talking about is that familiar desire to replace your hand with a dripping pussy or a hungry asshole. You end up becoming tired of the smut you’re watching on the screen and crave to experience the same kind of sensations that your favorite pornstars are undergoing. Hell, it’s only natural, my friends!
For some porn fans, the answer lies in escorts. These days, you can find pretty much any escort of your liking online and can potentially live out your wildest porn fantasies with them in exchange for a fee. However, said fee can often be pretty fuckin’ expensive, as the world of porn experience escorts is definitely one where you get what you pay for.
Plus, you often have to drag yourself to the other side of town to meet them and abandon your porn cave in search of IRL adventures. Now, imagine having a harem of women within your porn cave that ranged from ebony MILFs to Asian 18+ teens and hung shemale sluts to busty blonde trophy wives, all of whom are willing to cater to every last one of your sexual needs at a moment’s notice?
Come on, Porn Dude! I’m not Hugh Hefner! I can’t afford to maintain a harem of whores like this while I watch porn. I hear you shout. Well, these days, you don’t have to be. You see, thanks to the advent of the modern sex doll, we’re now able to get our hands on an ultra-realistic alternative to your average escort. It’s cheaper, wilder, and there are fewer limitations!
But while it all might sound like the stuff that porn dreams are made of, everything about the world of realistic sex dolls can quickly go down in flames if you’re not careful about where you buy one from. There’s a tonne of online sex doll stores to choose from these days, but there’s plenty that’ll send you on a bum-steer straight between the thighs of an overpriced and shit-grade love doll!
To ensure this doesn’t happen, I’ve taken it upon myself to explore every last sex doll store around to find the ones worth exploring and to identify the ones that are worth avoiding more than accidentally buying a T-X Terminatrix from Terminator 3 posing as a lifelike love doll. This brings us to the topic of today’s review: Madamdolly.com!
What is Madamdolly.com?
So, what exactly is it? Madamdolly.com is an online sex doll store that, according to its homepage, has been featured on the likes of Vice, The Daily Mail, and Men’s Health. It’s a Canadian-run sex doll firm that was founded in 2017 with the mission to provide its customers with a throbbing range of high-grade sex dolls and accessories.
The company works with some of the biggest sex doll names in the industry, such as Irontech and Tantaly, and across its site, you can find everything from MILF and 18+ teen love dolls to hybrid dolls and just the torso if you’re short on space. But to find out what they really have to offer, let’s take a deeper look!
What are the Sex Dolls like on Madamdolly.com?
Since 2017, it’s clear that Madamdolly.com hasn’t wasted any time in building up a sizable portfolio of love doll options across its site, and there’s currently a vivid selection of lifelike sex dolls for buyers to choose from. However, are they any good? Let’s take a look at some of the product highlights to find out!
● Ithaka the Busty Bimbo Sex Doll – If you’re looking for a natural-looking girl next door kind of chick, then Ithaka isn’t it. She might have a name that sounds like some kind of ancient god, but she’s actually a slutty blonde sex doll with a pair of gigantic bolt-on tits that you could suck on all night. If you’re into the Bimbo trophy wife kind of vibe, then Ithaka definitely ticks all of the boxes, and the soapy bath time photoset that Madamdolly.com has used for marketing the doll looks divine!
● Yui the 18+ Asian Teen – Next up, we have a popular doll from the site’s collection that is much more natural-looking. Meet Yui, an 18-year-old Asian sex doll who is originally from Korea. This doll looks stunning and has a gorgeous set of tits that form the perfect handful when you grab them. The alluring thigh gap between her legs is home to an enticing Asian pussy that will make you drool, and she’s able to withstand as much fucking as you can unleash on her during your Asian porn marathons!
● Nicole is a Hyper-Realistic MILF Sex Doll – If you’re one of the many people who have been dissatisfied by the lack of realism in sex dolls over the years, then Nicole is a prime example of how far the technology has come. This raven-haired MILF looks insanely realistic and has the kind of slutty and sleazy older woman vibe that so many guys adore. This is the ideal doll if you’re looking for something more on the MILF stripper/hooker/pornstar end of the scale, and it can be the perfect addition to a MILF porn adventure!
The Design of the Website
Well, it’s impossible to deny that many of the sex dolls on Madamdolly.com are impeccably designed, but can the same be said for the design of the website itself? Let’s take a look and find out!
Madamdolly.com starts with a top bar home to the site’s logo, main menu, and navigational buttons, taking you to the search function, profile, and shopping cart. The logo spells out the name of the store with a silhouette of a naked woman in the middle and is accompanied by the tagline, ‘’better than the real thing.’’
The main menu takes you to the homepage, a portfolio of sex doll models, an insight into the technology used in the dolls, an FAQ section, an About page, and a contact form. A large hero section home underlines this with an eye-catching image of a naked sex doll, a call to action to start shopping, and a paragraph of text introducing the brand.
You’re then introduced to a selection of nine dolls that are ready to ship from U.S. warehouses. These are displayed in rows of three with a featured image, title, price, and a buy-it-now button. Underneath this is a selection of ten of the site’s most popular categories, such as Asian and big tits to ebony and MILF dolls.
Further down the page, you’re greeted by insights into the sex doll customization options on offer, a video covering the technology that goes into the dolls, a list of brands that the site has worked with, why buyers tend to trust Madamdolly.com, who is behind the brand, client testimonials, and a list of prominent media places where Madamdolly.com has been featured.
What I Like Most About it
The first thing that stands out about Madamdolly.com is that it’s a Canadian company, not an Asian one. Sure, it does work closely with many of the leading sex doll brands across Asia. Still, it also allows you to source sex dolls from North American-based warehouses, thus allowing you to get your hands on your chosen love doll sooner and take advantage of higher levels of quality control.
Variety is the spice of life, and Madamdolly.com sure has a lot of it. There was a tonne of vivid sex doll options to take advantage of in the store, and whether you’re looking for cute-looking 18+ teen sex dolls or pumped-up bimbo whores who look like they’ve modeled their entire body to drain cocks, you’ll likely find it here.
I also found Madamdolly.com to be pretty damn informative in several areas. For example, if you wanted to find out who was behind the site, there’s a detailed About page to take advantage of. If you’re eager to know what kind of technology goes into the dolls, you can easily find out via the site’s informational videos.
What I Don’t Like
One negative that stood out to me about Madamdolly.com was the lack of transsexual love dolls on the site. Seeing as TS porn is a massively popular category these days, there’s also been a boom in the number of transsexual love dolls on the market. So, I was surprised that Madamdolly.com didn’t have any for sale.
Also, some minor optimization issues were found when exploring the site. For example, while I like the logo that Madamdolly.com is using, it’s currently on the small side and is hard to read on a desktop.
Suggestions I Have for Madamdolly.com
Of course, it’s down to Madamdolly.com when it comes to which love doll niches they do and don’t feature, but I’d suggest considering the potential that transsexual love dolls can have in beefing up your portfolio, making it more diverse and appealing to a broader customer base.
The logo of Madamdolly.com is a solid one that I don’t suggest changing, but I think it needs to be made bigger so people can appreciate it properly. At the moment, it’s too small to read the tagline that sits underneath it.
Conclusion
Overall, Madamdolly.com is a well-run Canadian sex doll store with over six years in operation and can provide a vivid selection of lifelike love dolls that range from MILFs to 18+ teen dolls and everything in between. However, if you’re looking for transsexual sex dolls, then you’d be better off looking elsewhere.