Celeb Kingdom! These days, porn has never been so easy to access. We can open our laptops and access some of the most hardcore gangbang porn imaginable at the click of a mouse. If we’re seeking something even more convenient, we can pull the smartphone out of our pocket and open up a two-hour porn movie in 4K, and jerk off anytime, anywhere. What a time to be alive!
However, things weren’t always this straightforward. It wasn’t long ago that many of us were forced to rely on semi-erotic Hollywood movies as a source of wanking fuel. I fondly remember burning out my copy of Basic Instinct due to the number of times I reminded it to catch a glimpse of pussy in the interrogation scene.
Others would go undercover and seek out copies of sex tapes released by celebrities or try to find photos that showed them flashing their pussies as they got out of cars and shit. Desperate times called for desperate measures, my friends.
But just because we’re now granted flawless access to hardcore smut from anywhere with an internet connection (and potentially a VPN), that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t keep in touch with our roots and remember the countless hours of wanking fuel that celebrities have given us. I’m not alone in this opinion, either. I recently realized this when I came across a site called Celebkingdom.org.
From Salma Hayek and Lindsay Lohan to Gal Gadot and Amber Heard, this is a site that is said to have curated a wank-worthy collection of celebrity porn in all of its forms, whether it’s some famous chick sunning her exposed tits on a beach or a particularly passionate sex scene in a movie that is on the verge of being porn-grade.
However, that’s what I’ve heard from the porn rumors on the street, but whether it’s true or not is a different story. But the truth is what I’m going to be seeking out today! Well, that and some dripping-wet celebrity pussy! My mission is to go more close-up into this site than most people did to their TV screens when they first saw Michelle Pfieffer’s exposed twat in Basic Instinct.
Now, let’s get stuck in!
What is Celebkingdom.org?
Celebkingdom.org is, well, something of an online kingdom for erotic content surrounding various celebrities ranging from singers and socialites to actresses and more. A lot of people say it’s the place to come to see the elite tits and pussies of famous folks from a broad range of backgrounds.
It’s a straightforward site with not a lot of background history to it. Still, there have been more than a few times in the past when I’ve been blown away by a site that doesn’t look too impressive at first glance, so let’s dive deeper into Celebkingdom.org and see if this is one of them.
What’s the Nude Celebrity Porn Like on Celebkingdom.org?
It’s fair to say that Celebkingdom.org has a decent amount of content with a wide range of famous people featured. But, as always, I am to give you the lowdown on every XXX in a way that’s as short and sweet as possible. Celebkingdom.org is no exception, and I’m about to push you face-first into some celebrity pussy to find out whether this site is worth you beating your meat over or not.
● Margot Robbie – This blonde beauty needs no introduction and is a celebrity I have to feature in this list by order of every horny dick on earth. Celebkingdom.org’s tribute to Robbie features everything from her notorious pussy teasing scene in The Wolf of Wall Street to her sexy bikini snaps from beach vacations. Holy fuck, the things we’d all do to be Leonardo Dicaprio staring into the valley of pink pleasure in the former film!
● Miley Cyrus – Next up, we have the famous singer who has a penchant for getting her titties out! Celebkingdom.org has built up a decent collection of nude Miley Cyrus snaps, from her topless sunbathing antics to the times when she has blatantly flashed her chesticles at a camera.
● Sofia Vergara – If ever there was a queen of Latinas, then it’s Sofia Vergara. Sadly, there’s a significant lack of any truly NSFW content of this iconic Colombian actress, but Celebkingdom.org has tried its best to gather as much dick-melting content of her as possible, such as her semi-topless shot of her covering her Latina tits with her hands and bikini snaps of her on a beach with her cleavage bursting out of her swimwear. This chick is fuckin’ kryptonite to any swinging dick who lusts after Latinas.
The Design of the Site
As I said earlier, Celebkingdom.org isn’t the most eye-catching of websites in terms of design. Nevertheless, let’s look at it and see what steps the people behind it have taken to make this sticky corner of the internet their own.
The site begins with a dark gray header bar home to a dull-looking menu in generic text. The menu takes you to an explore page, a list of the most-visited content, and the most recent photos to be added to the site. Additionally, there’s a search bar for you to seek out any particular nude celebrities you and your horny cock have in mind.
The site’s homepage then starts with a visually engaging portfolio of the numerous famous personalities featured on the site. These are displayed in rows of six thumbnails and are accompanied by the celebrity’s name, along with a ticker showing how many photos or albums are contained within.
When you click on a celebrity to see more, you’re presented with an identical format as the homepage. This time, however, it showcases either different albums or various photos featured within. There’s also a gallery feature that displays the images in a pop-up window that lets you scroll through them with a set of arrow controls in the top right-hand corner.
What I Like Most About it
The site’s overall design might be dull, but the content contained within definitely isn’t. There’s a ball-grabbing selection of smut within the site that is a badass experience to explore, and there are some iconic celebrities featured within that many of us have no doubt wanted to see nude for a long time.
The gallery function on the site isn’t the smoothest one I’ve ever encountered. Still, it does do an adequate job of letting you explore the various XXX celebrity content across the site, and scrolling through different images is straightforward.
What I Don’t Like
The relentless pop-up ad that bursts into your face like a 12-inch cock at a gangbang is a pain in the ass. Every single page of the site is tainted with it, and it only took a few pages for it to really become a pain in the ass. It’s super overwhelming, and, for some reason, it’s emblazoned with the words ‘’Greta Thunberg’’. I don’t know who needs to read this, but we don’t want to think of her when we’re jerking off.
It’s also impossible to ignore the lack of imagination that has gone into the site’s design. Celebkingdom.org doesn’t even have a logo or stand-out features to make it memorable, and it desperately needs an aesthetic overhaul.
There’s also a disappointing lack of background info on the featured celebrities and models. For example, there’s one particular chick featured with a smashing pair of boobs who is dressed in an erotic uniform with an obscure name that yields no results when you search for her on Google. So, who the fuck is she? On top of that, nude scenes of celebrities often don’t tell people the origin of the scene so they can see it for themselves.
Suggestions I Have for Celebkingdom.org
Ditch that pop-up ad, my dudes. It’s incredibly annoying and will do nothing but piss your users off. Instead, find a more suitable ad placement method and ensure it does not interfere with the user experience. Also, try to ensure that any ads you use are relevant to the site and not, I repeat, NOT, about Greta Thunberg. I mean, how dare you?
You’ve clearly invested a lot of time and effort into the content on the site, so it’s now time to do the same with the design. The overall style of Celebkingdom.org does nothing to get your cock pumping, it’s not optimized, and it doesn’t welcome you in at all. I’d suggest overhauling the site’s design to something more modern and memorable as soon as possible.
While the visual content of nude celebrities and well-known personalities is excellent, the best way to compliment them is by adding some written information about each featured. You could really beef up this site’s content and SEO by adding a short bio of each celebrity featured, links to their work, and their naughtiest on-screen performances or their hottest moments caught on camera.
Conclusion
Overall, there’s a lot to love about Celebkingdom.org and the filthy content of nude celebrities it has to offer. However, there are also a few downsides. That pop-up ad is impossible to ignore, and there’s a massive lack of background information on the people featured on the site. If you’re seeking a decent collection of nude celebrity porn, then this will scratch your itch. On the other hand, if you’re looking for something more in-depth and of higher quality, this isn’t it.