Who put the X in XAsian? Well, I can’t be entirely sure, but I’d have to guess it’s all the sexy, beautiful, naked Asian ladies doing their thing in the site’s growing archive of hardcore dirty movies. The letter X has been synonymous with fuck flicks for decades now, so it’s always a strong indicator you’re going to be seeing some dicks, cooters, boobies and butts. I’ve never reviewed a SFW archive of anything with a name like this, but then again, this is ThePornDude and I tend not to waste much time talking about wholesome, family-friendly websites.
I don’t know what kind of family you come from, but the movies at XAsian.org ain’t going to be dinnertime conversation unless you live with a little clan of sexual deviates. The site hosts an ever-expanding premium collection of porno movies from across Asia. They’re a very new site, literally just getting off the ground as I type this up, so I was eager to get a look in the early days of the site and see how they’re shaping up. With any luck, I’ll be blowing a load into an old sock and curing my yellow fever shortly.
Like a Souped-Up Super Tube of Asian Smut
XAsian looked familiar as hell from the very moment I pulled up the front page. There are two reasons for this. For one thing, they look a lot like a free tube despite being a paysite. They’ve got a streamlined interface and basic logo, the bulk of their front page devoted to thumbnails from the latest offerings on the site. If you’re a regular internet masturbator, you’ve been shaking your dick at similar looking joints for years now.
It also looks familiar because I’ve reviewed a couple other sites created by the same batch of smut peddlers. The folks behind XAsian also do an OnlyFans porn site called 1024Fans and a Chinese porn site called ThePorny. In case you missed my reviews of those two, my overall impression was that they’re well-stocked, well-maintained, and notably affordable collections in their chosen niches. As soon as I made the connection, I had high hopes for XAsian.
Most premium Asian porn sites focus on a particular country. Japan is a small country but they’re famous for making some of the dirtiest porn in the world, so I see a lot of paysites that shine a spotlight on JAV, aka Japanese Adult Video. Hentai sites are fairly common, too, but I tend to write up considerably fewer Chinese sites. Countries like the Philippines and Thailand have an okay amount of homegrown amateur stuff and sex tourist paysites, though nothing like the Western porn scene.
XAsian.org takes a different approach, because they’ve got dirty movies from multiple Asian countries. The Categories menu out front offers Chinese, Taiwanese and Japanese porno, plus a selection of X-rated anime. This is arguably multiculturalism at its best, a melting pot of delicious pornographic flavors from across the East.
Any time I review a site with Japanese porn, I have to address the elephant in the room. Hell, I’m sure some of you even find this paragraph by hitting CTRL+F and typing “censorship”. Anything officially released in Japan has all the genitals and penetration blurred out with flesh-colored pixels, as the weebs in the audience are already painfully aware. Well, XAsian divides their Japanese porn into two sections: Censored and Uncensored. Most of the Japanese pornos are edited, but they’ve got over 13,000 uncensored JAV movies. Looks like visible meat’s back on the menu, boys!
Asian Pornos by the Tens of Thousands
The 13,000 uncensored JAV movies on XAsian are just the tip of the iceberg. They’ve also 15,000 censored JAV titles, 22,000 Taiwanese models, and 11,000 “Cartoon Anime” as they refer to their hentai section. That’s nothing compared to their stash of Chinese pornos, though, which currently numbers over a quarter of a million.
As of this writing, there are around 300,000 Asian porno movies in the collection. That’s a stunning number by any measure when we’re talking about premium porn, and it’s even more impressive coming from a site that was launched literally just a matter of days ago. I don’t even think their domain was registered a full fucking week ago!
Obviously, they’re building the library fast. They’ve even added a handful of movies in just the time I’ve been banging out this review. The site sees a steady stream of new uploads every day, with multiple movies being added every hour. I usually don’t see growth like this outside of the free tubes that host anything and everything. To stick so tightly to Asian porn and still grow this quickly is a feat.
The latest video, added around half an hour ago, is an amateur movie of a student from Wuhan University sucking cock. XAsian.org offers free video previews, so I was able to catch a peek while I decided whether or not to splurge on the full ticket. Despite being uploaded in the last hour, it’s already got 8,000 views. The site’s growing in popularity fast.
Cheap Tickets for a Big Fucking Show
I was able to watch a handful of videos before XAsian.org cut me off. I appreciate how they let you see the full-length vids in preview mode, but you do get a limited number per day. After that, you’ve got to sign up for a premium account if you want to keep shaking your dick at the screen.
Monthly memberships to XAsian go for about thirty bucks, which is what you’d pay for nearly any paysite these days. That’s what I charge for PornDudeCasting, though Asian paysites sometimes charge more, particularly if they’re hawking uncensored JAV. The longer memberships here are some of the cheapest I’ve seen in a while. They offer a year for a nice $69, or a Lifetime Premium account for $99.
Once I got signed up and logged in, it was time to start my official fap test. The only problem was deciding where to start. One of my biggest complaints about the site in general is the lack of tagging. Most sites use tags to organize the collection, but XAsian does the bare minimum as far as labeling things. The Categories menu out front only offers access to very broad, country-based subgenres like Chinese Originals and Japanese Uncensored.
I figured I’d start in the Taiwanese section, simply because I don’t often get the opportunity to watch the stuff in my usual masturbatory travels. That still gave me 22,000 flicks to chose from, but I was immediately transfixed by the big-boobed MILF in the thumbnail for Wanbing’s Poor Wife’s Desire of Tiamei Media.
The babe from the thumbnail is already getting nailed as the movie opens, though it ain’t very explicit. They’re fucking under a blanket in a scene that could probably be broadcast on American network TV, but it really heats up about 7 minutes later when the chick starts sucking dick. The blue sheets and décor remind me of an oversized hospital bed, but maybe that’s the style in Taiwan.
I’m not sure what the video resolution is, but it ain’t the 4K ultra-HD I’ve grown used. Stretched out across a 14” laptop screen, I do see some visible pixels, though it’s better than the Tetris-quality porn we were all still watching a decade ago. The woman is absolutely beautiful with flawless skin, and she looks amazing doing doggystyle.
There are no download options, which is a mild bummer but not too big of a surprise in 2024. Downloads were coming back everywhere until OnlyFans got so popular, and I’m pretty sure the other paysites are following their lead. On a similar note, I still offer downloads at PornDudeCasting, and I’ve banged some gorgeous Asian chicks, like Ameena Green, Nicole Doshi, Avery Black, Kimora Quin and Marica Hase.
I’d recommend XAsian.org to fans of Asian porn who don’t have a preference when it comes to countries. They’ve got a nice, wide range of material from Japan, China and Taiwan, in such massive quantities that you’d be extremely hard pressed to crank your way through the whole stash. The site is brand new and already has 300,000 dirty movies, so I’d bet money that number is even more impressive by the time you check it out for yourself. Make sure you stock up on lube and tissues before making your way inside.