I’ll never forget the conversation I had with my good friend Justin after he moved back from Canada. We were out with friends, and everyone was listening to Justin talk about his Canadian adventures. Suddenly, out of nowhere, he drops the dime that he had a threesome. Holy shit! He wasn’t exactly a pussy hound, so this was big news. We were thrilled for him.
Of course, we couldn’t leave it at that. We all needed the details. As Justin explained how it went down, about five minutes passed. We are all ready to switch topics when Justin says, “…and the other guy….” The other guy?! We all died laughing. It was masterful how long he was able to talk about it before filling us in on it being Male male female. Regardless, we were all happy for him because, as I said, he didn’t crush pussy like I do.
While in this case, it was hilarious, many men love to take part in MMF threesomes. For frat bros, Eiffel towering a bitch is a right of passage. Although, considering how much penis is involved in frat culture, I’m pretty sure they’re all lonely and gay.
Too Much Cock for a Bitch
Personally, I’m an MFF kind of guy. I don’t need any other penises muddying my waters. Bitches already barely handle my cock. They wouldn’t be able to handle me and some other dude. For the bitches sake, I wouldn’t do that to them.
Also, there are no men out in the world that can compete with my stroke game. I would shatter the other guy’s confidence by making a bitch cum over and over again. It wouldn’t take long until the other guy was a distant memory for her.
And double penetration is certainly out of the picture. The membrane separating the pussy from the anus is far too thin. It would feel like cock-sword fighting a guy while wearing a condom. I’m good on that.
I’ll stick to an all pussy diet, thank you. But that doesn’t mean I won’t review an MMF threesome site for you motherfuckers. I’m here to do the Lord’s work, aren’t I?
That brings me to Straight Boys Fucking. This place is like an amusement park for bi-dudes. I can’t remember the last time I saw such a large collection of MMF threesome porn. This place is a real gem.
Before I get you guys too excited, let me inform you that this is a paid premium site. You’ll need to cough up your card numbers to get your eyes on this MMF perfection. Don’t worry. It will be worth every penny you spend.
Straight Boys Fucking has three membership options, and your dedication to the cause will determine which one works best for you. The first is a one-month membership that includes streams and downloads for $24.96. That’s a bit of an odd price, but it’s not too high. However, it can get better.
The second is a three-month membership for $19.98 a month. It was a great year and an even better price, but it’s still not as good as it can get. The best price is with the one-year membership, which will cost you only $9.99 a month. Most of my readers still live with their moms, regardless of age, so you should have some leftover money to invest in top-notch porn.
The web design on Straight Boys Fucking is engaging and fun. Everywhere you look are people fucking the shit out of each other. Navigation is a cinch, and the content is well organized. You’ll have no issue finding what you’re looking for.
Shrimp Boil
With all of the details out of the way, we can focus on all of the hot content on Straight Boys Fucking. I’ll start things off with “Shrimping buddies,” starring Elias, Jacob, and Bianca.
Elias and Jacob are roommates in a college dorm. If you have ever lived in a dorm, then you know privacy is a hot commodity. That’s why it was no surprise when Elias walked in to find his dorm buddy watching porn. Jacob claims that he wasn’t whittling his willy, but that seems unlikely. But while he won’t admit to stroking his shaft, he does admit that watching the porn made him horny.
Just then, a girl from down the hall walks in and interrupts the rather private convo. Elias isn’t thinking about being embarrassed right now. He is too horny to think of anything else but pussy. Jacob catches Elias’ drift and decides if this party goes down, he will be a part of it.
It turns out that Bianca was thinking about the same thing, so the three waste no time getting naked and into bed. Bianca starts by taking Jacob’s cock into her mouth while Elias feels up her ample ass. Soon each has a titty in his and some pussy juice on their fingers.
Elias can’t wait any longer, so he positions himself and starts fucking Bianca’s tight pussy hole. As he does so, Jacob moves into place to massage and lick Bianca’s toes. That’s not the move I would have made, but you do you, boo boo.
Unlike me, apparently, Elias is game because he grabs her other foot and licks the sole. At the end of their sexual escapade, they both drain their balls on this bitches face.
Moving onwards and upwards, we have “Bobby and Brock Do Molly.” Brock and Bobby are out doing some yard work. For one reason or another, all the pulling up weeds and planting flowers has them feeling a bit randy, so they decide it’s time to abandon the dirt and get some fucking in.
To assist in this goal, they call their friend Molly to come over under the pretext of helping them garden, but we all know what they’re really looking for. They want to fertilize Molly.
When Molly rolls up, she suggests they all take off their shirts to avoid the heat. Wow, Bobby and Brock didn’t even have to do anything, and her tits are already out. They definitely made the right call getting a hold of Molly.
Once her boobs are freed, brock rolls up to shove his tongue down her throat. While Brock concerns himself with her front, Bobby moves around back to get a fist full of her thick ass.
Bobby is the first to pull out his rod and present it to Molly. She gleefully takes it into her mouth and begins to suck the life out of it. That looked too good for Brock to ignore, so he whips his dick out also, and Molly takes turns going back and forth. This is the best yard work I’ve ever seen done.
At this point, the three decide it’s time to move the party indoors before the neighbors call the police or start masturbating in the window. Once in the safety of a bedroom, Bobby goes down on Molly’s pussy while she deep throats Brock’s dick all the way to his balls.
The two gents take turns going back and forth between eating out and getting sucked until finally, Brock jabs his stiffy deep inside Molly’s guts. As Brock gets a stroke rhythm going, Bobby is there every step of the way to encourage and motivate. Bobby wants his friend to fuck the unholy shit out of this bitch. That’s a true friend.
Once Brock has his fill, he tags in Bobby, and Bob continues where Brock left off. By the time they are done, Molly’s pussy is beat to smithereens.
No Tidy Firsts Here
Last up, we have “Sloppy Seconds,” starring Lee Barstow, Ty Frost, and Alexis. Lee and Ty are best friends who look more like brothers than buds. As they are hanging out with mutual friend Alexis, Lee asks her if she thinks she could take on both their dicks at once.
Now Alexis isn’t a bitch, so she takes this as a challenge. She thinks she is plenty woman enough to handle them both, so Ty and Lee waste no time getting naked and shoving their respective cocks in her face.
Alexis doesn’t even break a sweat while blowing them both until the only thing they can think about is crushing her pussy. Let’s just say that by the time these two are done with her, her pussy will never be the same.
If you’re a fan of MMF threesomes, then Straight Boys Fucking should be your flagship porn site. They have more MMF threesomes than you’ll find a use for.
There isn’t too much wrong with Straight Boys Fucking. If it were up to me, I’d want a little less focus being put on the dudes, but that’s just me. Plenty of you motherfuckers will love that the camera doesn’t ignore the male performers.
It’s time for you to grab your cock and credit card. You’ll have no buyer’s remorse as you stroke your man meat.