**If you read this in a whispering voice, it will make this even more fun**
Starting in 2009, audio sensory meridian response became increasingly popular, and for a good reason. It was novel, relaxing, and apparently has a positive impact on mental health. Of course, human beings being what they are, this form of therapy and entertainment soon became pornographic, and I have to say some perverts have done a fine job producing this sort of smut, too. But the problem remains as to where you can find it.
I do not know about you, but I used to think that this type of adult entertainment was hard to find. Naturally, I had to do a little research, finding spots in cyberspace that hosts good ASMR smut en mass for the purpose of my site. When I did, I found a mixture of good and ‘meh’ platforms.
Which is Fap House? Continue reading on to find out.
We Will Begin With The Total Selection Of Sexy Sounding Vids
With nearly a thousand videos so far, you have a great deal of content to pick from. Lots of studios from around the world have uploaded, though it seems the lion’s share are from Hefburg Productions. This company produces great content, in general, but is especially adept at making kinky content of all kinds. They do refer to themselves as “cult sex” creators and do a fantastic job at capturing every single stimulating sound in the scene.
Other creators, which I would recommend, include Glamour Buddies, which has a decent collection of carnal entertainment in this category. (They also have some of the hardest to otherwise find British babes in porn, too.) Another studio you should look into is Quinta Dimension which stood out to me for its psychedelic-inspired, almost trippy videos.
But it is not just the bigger studios that it would be in your best interest to pay attention to. There are a fine number of indie porn performers and producers who are worth looking at as well. For instance, Bette Davis is a devilishly delightful dame who specializes in erotica of the ASMR type. If you like bigger broads that also cater to this category, then look no further than the creations of Jessica Rabbit FinDom Goal Digger. Erotic Art by Soft Approach does ASMR vids which are all close-ups of extremely sensual and “sloppy” blowjobs in picturesque soft lighting.
And you must, must look up the ASMR raunch romps by Goddess Misha Goldy. While that might sound like a grand name, even by porn standards, she really does live up to the moniker, what with her honey-colored hair, eastern Euro accent, and the god-tier level at which she creates kinky, whispery content. She also mixes this sort of smut with hypnotism fetish footage as well, which I am sure is going to be a fact that is tremendously appreciated by many of you.
Moving onto the length, there is a decent number that are a few minutes long or even short. And sadly, there are not that many uploads over thirty minutes long. However, there are plenty that are five minutes to half an hour or so. As I have found, that is hard to find on other ASMR-heavy sites.
The Types Of Titillating Audio Media Runs The Raunchy Gamut
To get into specific videos and types of media you are going to see and hear, there is more than you might think. Shit, I have seen a lot of sites like this, and even I was a little surprised by what I discovered.
I am used to seeing all sorts of sultry and deviant sex stuff, but the type of content on this site is out of control in the best way possible.
When it comes to specifics, there are plenty ofsexl scenes that focus on all of the flesh slapping against raw flesh, screams, and groans, and the sound of lubricated body parts being jostled about. That is to be expected, but the uploaders (especially the indie erotica makers) take things far further than just producing a soundscape with pornographic content.
In fact, these creators usually make the SFW ASMR that you often find on YouTube but somehow make it as dirty as possible. It truly is impressive, in fact. To give you examples, Arya Grander has made all sorts of sexy vids with her eating and salivating all over ice cream bars, sensually sipping on steaming tea, and other vids with this lovely lady sloppily snacking on all sorts of other treats.
It is probably a good thing that she has done a good job at brushing and flossing her pearly whites, and yes, there are a ton of uploads from her flossing her teeth. She also manages to incorporate giantess fetish freakiness in her vids in a clever way, too.
Belle Blake is more openly sexual as she has uploads of her planting her hungry mouth all over realistic dildos. Panties Queen not only noisily shoves sex toys deep inside of her crevasses but adds to her scenes by writing words like “whore” and other such things on her body.
For those of you who are into BDSM-type entertainment, the channel Anna Devot and Friends has great samples of them crushing eggshells – much like she would on a naughty lad’s (or perhaps lass’s) gonads. I mentioned Jessica Rabbit FinDom and will again since she has added an impressive number of ASMR meets nymphomaniac and dominatrix porn.
Then there are titles like ASMR sounding: kitchen rubber gloves fetish by Arya Grander. Seriously, look it up, and you will find that this video truly lives up to the name and is, surprisingly, kind of hot. I would even say that, whether or not you are into ASMR, if you like fiery redheads who like to talk dirty, then this sort of content should get your motor running.
And if you like seeing and hearing the sexual moans and other sensual sounds of delight from a naturally big-titted woman, than you will certainly enjoy that video and everything else that this broad has uploaded.
Oddly, some of the most creative and possibly arousing content are women simply reading raunchy text. The uploads by Dirty Words Erotic Audio by Tara Smith is a particularly good example as they don’t merely limit their dirty narration of your typical, low-rent erotic literature. Oh, no! They have far kinkier content to pull from. How kinky, you are wondering? Titles include “Haunting Gay Thoughts (Mesmerizing Gay Encouragement),” “This Is Your Life Now (Dysfunctional Masturbation Humiliation),” and Pay It To Porn (Tithe To Tara).”
With titles like that, I think you can probably infer that this uploader appeals to multiple kink categories. But that channel is not the only one – there are plenty of others.
The Search Tools Are Top Tier
I have done it for other reviews, but I will touch on Fap House’s tools to make finding fap material easy for any fool. After going over to the ASMR section, you can easily add an additional category to refine your results further. This is super handy considering the fact that there are so many uploads and, as I have pointed out, a whole hell of a lot of additional fetishes which are incorporated into the ASMR stuff. Selections can be sorted by popularity or novelty, and you can also whittle down the smut you can download by length and at what definition (SD or HD or 4K) a video can be viewed.
By the way, most of the ASMR material on this platform range between five minutes to half an hour and tend to be in high definition or above!
Further, compared to other competitors, this site is great. While PornHub and XVideos have a fine amount of ASMR, it is nice to be able to surf for smut without being bombarded by adverts potentially laden with virtual infections. The only other major platform that can compete with Fap House, I think, is OnlyFans. But even then, it can be tricky to find all of the best ASMR creators with a simple search. Plus, their rates for subscriptions are all over the place.
Having a steady supply of smut is nice and all. But I sometimes think it is easier to get a massive selection of sexual entertainment in one cyber location and pay for what you like instead of a package deal. And the pricing here ain’t too bad, either.
There is no standard cost, though I find that most uploaders are not terribly greedy when it comes to how much they charge for a download. Plus, they do take tips which, in my experience, makes one particularly interested in doing custom videos, which I am pretty sure some of these ladies are willing to do.
But you do have to have a Fap House membership. A single monthly, recurring subscription is only $19.99 — not bad given how huge this library is. Three months is $15.99 a month, which is, in effect, 20% off the month-to-month cost. For even more savings, getting a year package will run you almost $150, but if you think about it, you are spending 40% every thirty days. And finally, a lifetime membership is $299.99 once, and then that’s it.
Credit and debit cards from major companies are accepted as well as PayPal. As I have pointed out before, getting an account is super quick.
Like Other Categories, Hot House Delivers The Goods
Alrighty then, I generally have positive things to report on when it comes to Fap House in the many sorts of smut that they sell. In the interest of fairness, I find that it is only right that I look at each genre on this site as is.
And I am happy to say that I am pleased with the fact that Fap House has once again outdone itself. I am aware that I mentioned a ton of channels and videos you should check out, and I really think that you should. But those are only a few of them – there was a hell of a lot more that I could have mentioned.
Seriously, this is the severely edited down version of this write-up.
Since that is the case, I think that this should be grounds to give Fap House extra points for their wonderful work. And as there is not much of anything to whine about, I have to say that this is definitely a five-hand fap site. Bully to Fap House for their ASMR uploads, and have fun spilling your load to what they present.
**Okay, you have my permission to click over to Fap House now.**