Cum comes from our genitals, so it’s no surprise that guys are obsessed with everything to do with a bitches pussy. I’m a pussy fanatic. I support all of the work it does. That’s why I enjoy getting my face down there to be as close to the pussy as possible.
Wet the Dries
I love pussy in all of its different work hats, including dry pussy. You won’t hear many men say that, but for me, it’s true. Dry pussy is an opportunity to succeed. It’s the chance for you to start from nothing and build the pussy up from the ground floor.
Don’t let some dry pussy bring you down. Instead, let it be an inspiration to greatness. A call to action. Dry pussy is a siren song to your manhood. It’s like the Bat Signal for a bitch who needs her pussy manhandled.
Of course, I also love wet pussy. Wet pussy is a gift from the Gods. It is a welcome sign for your penis that descends from paradise. It is the crux on which the continuation of our species hangs. Wet pussy is the harbinger of joy and deliverer of salvation.
All of my good memories involve wet pussy at some juncture. Honestly, good, bad, or benign, almost all of my memories involve wet pussy. That’s just how my brain works.
A less popular state of the pussy is period pussy. The Porndude is a goddamn man. It takes more than a bit of blood to keep me from enjoying the fruits of the loin.
Bitches get extra horny when it’s ovulation time, and I, for one, have no problem playing blood sports. All it is is a little extra wetness. Just make sure to lay down some tarp or towels. Shit is bound to get a bit messy. Don’t worry. It will be worth all of the clean-up efforts.
Piss Puss
That leaves us with only one other state: pissing. Pissing pussy is often forgotten about unless you have a piss fetish. Unlike dry, wet, and bloody, piss pussy isn’t for everyone. There is a reason the body wants to get rid of piss, and it’s not as a gift representing reproductive wellness.
However, for the simple reason that it comes out of the female genitalia, millions of men have a piss fetish.
I do see some similarities between piss and orgasm that might provide a biological foundation for a piss fetish to be based on. Holding in a bad piss could be compared to the tension building up before an orgasm. The final release of said piss is sort of like busting a nut.
There is also the fact that having to pee can affect how a man cums. I’m not sure what the anatomical reason for it is, but when I cum with a full bladder, it feels better. Perhaps the male mind assumes women might feel the same way. And I can tell you that they do. Some bitches can cum just by holding in their piss long enough.
Scat fetishes are popular enough that most websites carry some sort of selection. However, choices are often slim, and the quality isn’t great. You’ve got to do a little hunting if you want to find the good stuff, but don’t worry. I did all of the hard work for you. The only thing you have to do is head over to Fap House.
Fap house doesn’t fuck around. If they say they have something, they have that thing. They didn’t throw together a piss category at the last second to fill up room. Instead, they took the time to craft a curated selection of superb piss porn. It’s quite a sight to behold.
Taking the time and energy to build such a great site as Fap House comes with a cost. Fortunately, Fap House offers several membership strata, so users can watch some of the pissiest porn ever filmed, no matter what their bank account looks like.
The first is a one-month subscription going for $19.99. As far as one-month subscriptions go, this is a solid price. Most sites would try to get $25.00 out of you. However, I would only recommend using the one-month membership for one month. If after the trial you enjoy the service, give one of these following options a shot.
The second is a three-month subscription which costs $47.97. That works out to $15.99 a month. It doesn’t take a mathematician to see the substantial discount. However, my readers are more dedicated than a three-month subscription gives them credit for.
You’re not a bunch of pussies pretending to be above masturbating all day. You know what you like to get up to, and don’t bother trying to pretend otherwise. Three months from now, you dumb motherfuckers be as erect and debaucherous as ever.
That brings us to a one-year membership which will set back your account $143.88. That breaks down to only $11.99 a month. Now we’re talking. $11.99 is a more than competitive price. You won’t find many better deals anywhere.
This is where most websites end their selection of memberships, but not Fap House. Fap House takes it to the next level. Fap house goes to a place most porn websites wouldn’t dream of: unlimited.
Paradise Found
Fap House offers a lifetime membership for one easy payment of $299.99. That is a fucking incredible deal. It only takes a couple of years for the investment to start paying off. After that point on, you are masturbating to some of the best porn on the internet for free.
Liquid Gold
It’s time to take a peek at some of the content on Fap House, starting with “Golden Shower Oceans,” produced by Pissing Girls. This video is a European vintage classic from the eighties. It has a light BDSM theme and plenty of urine.
These leather and fishnet-clad French whores love soaking each other to the bone with hot piss. The close-ups are not for the weak of heart. After watching this, you’ll know more about how piss leaves the female body than you ever thought possible.
This is an all-female lesbian feature so prepare to see plenty of pussy licking, fingering, and rubbing. And let’s not forget about the clit pissing.
Next on the docket is “Fitness Girls Have Sex,” posted by Harcore Lovers. These ladies went to the gym for a workout but started getting extremely before they even broke a sweat. Why work out when you can masturbate instead?
However, they aren’t at the gym alone, so when a couple of guys see some sexy ladies masturbating at the gym, they do what any alpha male would do. Fuck the shit out of them.
And not kindly, either. We are talking about a brutal fucking that devolves into pissing on each other. It doesn’t get much more primal than that.
Peeing in the Pool
Believe it or not, my work has me travel a lot, so I spend a decent amount of time in hotels. One of my favorite places to chill in a hotel is the pool. People who travel for work know that crazy shit can happen at hotel pools. They put people into a bizarre mood.
“Pissing at the Hotel Pool” is a fine example. I’d love to say that I’ve never seen a guy get pissed on at a hotel pool, but I’d be lying if I did. I’ve seen levels of debauchery I thought only possible in gay European sex clubs.
The video is short and sweet. The stunt cock lays under a bit h while she masturbates and pisses. Afterward, the guy takes his hard cock to the pool for a wash. He isn’t an animal.
The last video I have for you is “Perverted Sex Games in the Doctor’s Office.” Doctors sure do seem to like invasive exams. The patient is excited to start her new career in porn, but her greatest asset is a cause for concern. This bitch suffers from PWPD, also known as permanently wet pussy disease.
The doctor runs some thorough tests and takes her out for a drive to make sure everything runs smoothly. When you put the key in her, she turns over with ease. All that’s left to do is polish the hood with piss wax.
Piss isn’t the most popular fetish in the world, but it deserves some respect. Fap House shows it some by maintaining a fantastic collection.
My main complaint is that not every porn scene contains detailed information. It would be nice to see all content get that treatment.
If you’re going to empty your balls on Fap House, you might as well empty your bladder. Don’t forget to stand in the bathtub.