666 + bukkake –  sounding like the name of the party taking place in hell, where the DJ is Satan himself, and the main cock-blower is that Emily Rose chick that can spin her head in a 360 circle while coming down the stairs. “Your mother sucks cocks in heaven” are the lyrics of the crazy beat in the background, and dudes are standing in line, cocks out, shooting sperm onto the female, winged angels that cry but lick the seed with their pinkish tongues like hungry kittens. Hell yeah! This review is gonna be one hell of a party. Fuckers, meet 666bukkake.com!
My eyes are bleeding
I don’t know where to look first! I am on the verge of saying that the web design of 666bukkake.com is a freaking disaster, Chornobyl-level, but it sure suits the theme! Who the fuck cares about the design when chicks get on their knees and open their mouths to welcome multiple streams of warm piss (not jizz)? I am trying to be a professional here, looking for the About us section and all that shit, but my eyes are fucking glued to the welcoming picture that burns and caresses at the same time! I want to look away, but I am fucking mesmerized!
Stay with me! It’s important because the review is gonna turn into one big “go with the flow” mode because there isn’t a proper way to write a sane review on this place. Ok, to begin with, the name is fucking phenomenal, saying everything about this place without a single word uttered. 666bukkake.com! A masterpiece!
The letters are melting, fusing with all the piss taking place on the homepage, and the sign Become a Member keeps flashing, bringing me to the verge of a seizure. I close my eyes, but the letters are still flashing in my mind, making me feel like on one of those Rammstein concerts where the crowd screams Du Hast in unison, and the singer bangs a microphone against his head! Mayhem at its best! I am going premium the moment the anti-seizure pill kicks in!
Snap out of it!
Are you still here?! Amateur German girls covered in piss, the 666bukkake.com homepage says. That’s probably why my sub-consciousness sent all of that Du Hast vibe! I don’t know if the website is German, and I am too fucking distracted to look for the About us section. All I know and all I care for is that 666bukkake.com seems to be a premium joint where people piss on each other, cum all over each other, and bang during the rehydration process.
A John Thomson production doesn’t say much either because I have never been good with the names, especially when a bowl full of piss is staring at me from the homepage. The thumbnails are still (thank God), and the language bar is a great addition. Finally, I am on the way to sorting my thoughts out, and the black background is a huge help along the way. When things get too hectic, I just shift my gaze to the black space and repeat, “you are TPD” with the emphasis on THE.
Why not mess around?!
Why not choose Spanish in the language bar, and continue with the review?! I am gonna help you fuckers learn a couple of useful Spanish words, and I don’t need the English version anyway. I know these websites like the back of my hand anyway! Meh, the only thing that gets translated is the upper part of the homepage! Lame! Sexo hardcore is not even Spanish, but you are gonna need to know words like meadas the next time you find yourself in a Latin brothel! Look it up, fucker!
Let’s get serious for a moment now! What’s good is that 666bukkake.com offers free trailers, but the bad news is that 666bukkake.com offers free trailers I had to watch! The part where the blonde rode a dong was hot, but looking at her gorgeous set of teeth turning yellow from all the piss is a certain boner killer. However, you are here reading a review on an extreme piss-drinking website, so I am gonna pretend I like it too. I loved it when the chick opened her mouth and got filled with piss to the point of spitting it all out all over her tits, only to make more room in her mouth for more piss! Enchanting!
Some useful info, at last
Has your piss-filled brain realized already that 666bukkake.com is a premium page offering exclusive videos? Despite its amateur look, 666bukkake.com does demand a payment from its members to unlock the golden goodies. The site boasts 160+ exclusive videos, 700+ bonus DVDs, and 850+ bonus Clips. As a paying member, you’ll get to stream movies and download them without any limitations. Over 4K downloadable galleries are a great addition.
More good news incoming! 666bukkake.com claims to add one new video every single day, as well as different download qualities for each move. When it comes to the content, I think it is pretty damn obvious. In 99% percent of the cases, the chicks are gangbanged, but not Adriana Chechik in BlackedRaw kinda style, but more of a German hoe surrounded by masked robbers who just got out of jail after two decades kinda vibe.
Naturally, the tarts are fucked to oblivion and back, their asses get used and fake abused, and pissing sessions are as extreme as your morning pissing routine after two crates of golden Pilsner! I am not drinking any beer for at least a year! I am gonna pass on Bratwurst for a couple of centuries too.
The price you’ll have to pay for watching someone taking a leak
You don’t have to be a goddamn genius to figure out that 666bukkake.com is not for everyone. So, you are a pissing fan, obviously since you are still here reading this review, and you are worried about some petty price you’ll have to pay to compensate for all the troubles the hoes had to go through to please your pervy mind! Don’t embarrass yourself!
The one-month membership plan will chip off $39.95 from your account, while the yearly membership is $8/month. It’s strange that the page has only two premium packages to offer. Maybe some trial would be nice since 666bukkake.com is definitely something that needs to be tested before the final decision. The only payment option seems to be the credit card one, which is kinda lame, but I guess it’s one of those easily solvable issues.
A couple of things to bear in mind
In the meantime, I checked out a couple of videos, and it turned out that the majority of them are 50+ minutes long, sometimes hitting and exceeding the 70-minute mark, which is fucking awesome. I also saw Brittany Bardot somewhere in the list of models, meaning that not all smashers on the page are complete amateurs. As it turns out, despite the idiotic interface, the page does have lots of experience in the pissing field and knows that members want regular updates and as many filtering options as possible.
Just check out the list of movies, where all sorts of info are displayed, from the release year and the chick’s name to the list of all included tags. Stockings, MILFs, pissing, gangbang, blowjob, cumshot, are only a couple of tags I saw, but I assure you that the filtering tools are fucking phenomenal. The videos are 1080p in most cases. When you take all of these things into consideration, you’ll come to understand that it’s no wonder 666bukkake.com asks for a payment to unlock its doors. Imagine someone hiring a good-looking chick, capturing the blissful moment when a golden shower hits her face, and offering it to some cheap fetishist for free! Not gonna happen!
What the hell do you want me to say
Whatever I write in this conclusion, you are gonna premium because finding such a raw, in-your-face kind of site isn’t a walk in the park. It’s pissing in the park, during winter, at night, while the cock scabs burn as hell! You got the idea! C’mon now, I have better things to do than convince some shithead to pay for a couple of pissing videos! If you think that you are able to find 1080p fetish videos for free and get to download them for free, be my fucking guest! Piss off!