Cum Gloryhole! The Glory hole is an infamous object. It’s become a cultural staple that even your grandma knows about. If fact, she used to man one at a biker bar in Reno. She has a great mouth game. One time she cleared out the whole South West chapter of the Hells Angels in a single night. She had to have her jaw wired shut for a week afterward.
Enough about your grandma’s mouth already. Before internet porn, the glory hole was a bigger thing. Back then, many adult retailers had a theater in the back so you could watch porn outside the prying eyes of your offsrping and wife. Of course, now you can just go to the bathroom with your phone to get a private beat session, but that wasn’t an option in the nineties.
A Glorious History
Many of these porn shop theaters had active glory holes in the bathroom or private booths. You might ask, “why not skip the middle man and get a regular blow job?” Well, my friend, these were desperate times, and it wasn’t women frequenting these places. If you wanted a blower, it was coming from a man, so the wall added a layer of separation, allowing straight men to pretend a woman was on the other side of that wall.
One place where you might get a glory hole blow job from a woman is in truck stop strip clubs and porn shops. These were often frequented by “Lot Lizards,” who hang out in parking lots looking for lonely truckers to preposition. It was no guarantee, though, and you were just as likely to be getting blown by another bearded trucker.
The glory hole might not be as popular or needed as it once was, but they endure. Much like tentacle porn, what was once born of necessity has become a preference for people. Humans are great at that. I’d call it a survival skill.
That brings us to glory hole porn, which really brings the whole narrative full circle. Porn made the glory hole endangered but also breathed new life into it. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Gloryholes aren’t the most popular porn category, but you’ll find them floating around on almost any tube site. However, the selection usually isn’t that great, and you won’t get many sub-categories. That’s why all the true glory hole fans find a dedicated site that specializes in nothing but the hottest glory hole porn. Enter CumGloryHole stage left.
The title doesn’t leave much mystery as to what’s happening behind its doors. There’s cum, and there are Glory Holes. If you love those two things, then you’ll love this site.
My first impressions upon arriving at Cum Glory Hole are incredibly positive. Whenever I see a nice dark background, I get excited. It means I can watch this website all fucking night without developing night blindness. If I develop night blindness, I won’t be able to take late-night drives to my favorite local escorts.
Besides the black background, the rest of the site is well designed also. It has a classic tube design, but it’s a bit cleaner than most. Everything is simple but deliberate. You’ll have no problems navigating the place.
The main menu hangs out up top and includes the options Search bar, Home, Latest, Studios, a Link to your most beloved porn reviewer of all time, and live sex.
Cum Glory Hole does not host its own live streaming section, and I think that’s a mistake. Yes, hosting your own live streaming service is a bitch. It will take some serious work, but I think the market is ready for it. I’ve never seen a glory hold-themed live stream site, and I’m sure fans would eat that shit up.
It doesn’t have to be shot on location. Cut a hole into some plywood and hang it from the ceiling. Boom, you’ve got a homemade glory hole set. The key is finding the right performers. It takes some dedication to be a glory-hole streamer. You might have to pay them a little extra.
Since your grandmother isn’t as mobile as she used to be, she might appreciate the opportunity to work from home. Unfortunately, she can’t kneel down on the cold hard tiles of a thruway rest stop like she used to.
Cum Glory Hole sources its content from a wide range of studios. You’ll be surprised how many studios pump out glory hole content. Don’t let anyone tell you the scene is dead. Some examples are Arch Angel, All Anal All the Time, Blacks on Blondes, Cum Swapping Sis, Deep Throat Sirens, Desperate Pleasures XXX, Cum Perfection, Dick Drainers, Aussie Fellatio Queens, Cherry Pimps Petite, and Dick Drainers.
Below the main menu are some of the popular porn being watched right now. This currently includes videos from Glory Hole Swallow, Face Fuck Tour, Porn World, POV Masters, Family Therapy XXX, and Glory Hole Secrets.
The last thing on the front page is a stack of the most recently updated videos. These guys are adding content daily, so you never have to worry about running out of fresh glory holes.
An Interview with a First-Timer
Let’s take a look at some of the amazing content here on Cum Glory Hole. First things first, let’s start with a first. “Glory Hole Secrets – Liliana 1st Glory Hole” features a Glory Hole virgin.
Things start with a short interview. The owner of this particular glory hole posted that he would have a new mouth working soon and asked patrons if they had any questions for the newbie, and of course, they did.
Of course, the first question is how big her boobs are. For those wondering, Liliana is currently packing 34 Bs, but according to her, they vary quite a bit.
Next, he asks what her favorite dick size is, small, medium, or large. She gives an interesting answer here and says, “medium soft.” She likes her cock to give a little to it when she squeezes it. It gives her something to grip into, I suppose. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard a bitch comment on a dicks density before, but you do, you boo-boo.
Next up, the interviewer asks how many cocks she has sucked in a day and says, “I haven’t gone over eight.” To this, the interviewer seems a bit disappointed, and I understand why. If glory hole work is this bitches job, and she works full time, that’s only one dick an hour. Bitches have to pay rent. You can’t survive on one dick and hour in this economy.
As the interview continues, we learn that she is not great at deep throating because, “it’s been a while.” Bitch! No wonder you’re only blowing one dude an hour. Who wants to get a glory-hole blow job that doesn’t include deep throat? That would be a travesty. I’d ask for my money and my money-shot back. Fortunately, she is willing to try it today.
My older fans will be happy to hear that the oldest dick she ever sucked was in its low fifties. Considering this bitch is probably twenty-five, or so, that’s not bad. I’m sure my fifty-year-old readers would kick a puppy in the face to have a twenty-five-year-old mouth on their penis.
I was thrilled to learn that this bitch knows how to work the balls. Let me tell you a little secret about Mr. Porndude. Have you ever lived in a house with an attic entrance in the ceiling? If so, you know about the rope that hangs from the door, which you must pull to get the stairs down.
Well, my balls are like that rope. But, if you pull them, it’s not stairs that come down. It’s a fat load of semen. It’s my cum button. A tickle is fine, but you better be prepared to swallow if you tug on these bad boys.
As you can see, the bitches on Cum Glory Hole are ideally suited for blowing strangers in the food court bathroom of your local inner-city strip mall. You don’t get much better than this.
Regarding improvements that could be made, the video player could use a clean-up. I struggled to get the ad to play so I could skip to the content. However, it’s an easy fix that I bet will be repaired soon.
If you can’t get over to your local glory hole haunt, then head to Cum Glory Hole. It’s the next best thing.