What’s so mad about Mad Glory Holes? I have a hard time believing anybody could be angry at a glory hole with all the holes open for business, so maybe they’re saying these glory holes are just fucking crazy as hell. They could also be referring to the sheer volume of glory holes because I just glanced at the tour page, and I can tell this isn’t some hole in the wall—it’s actually a bunch of holes in the wall. To be honest, it sounds like exactly my kind of place.
You’ve probably already guessed from the name, but MadGloryHoles.com is a premium glory hole porn website. I’ve seen some of the big mainstream sites dabble in similar scenarios. But those scripted scenes and professional pornstars can’t precisely capture the magic of genuinely anonymous sex with randos through a wall. This site claims to be the real deal, so I was eager to take a look for myself. Who knows? Maybe I’ll end up booking a flight to the Czech Republic to check it out firsthand.
Who’s Behind these Mad Glory Holes?
The glory hole is an almost mythical thing: a seemingly magic portal where you can put your penis, and it will be worked over by a tight, warm, wet orifice. For years, I thought straight gloryholes really were a myth and that you’d only ever get your dick sucked by a hungry queer on the other side of that wall. The prevalence of cock-height holes in men’s restroom stalls only seemed to confirm that. Is a beautiful woman really going to lurk at a highway rest area to give a stranger head?
A friend of mine convinced me to visit a semi-legendary porn shop in the suburbs of Chicago, where he insisted there were real women on the other side of the hole. Sure enough, a fat lady was kneeling before a crusty hole in the wall, servicing any cock that came through while a bunch of old guys stood around watching, some of them beating off in their pants. (CT’s finally got shut down a few years ago, but it was fun while it lasted!)
One of the first things I noticed about MadGloryHoles.com is that those titular glory holes are much cleaner than the one I visited. It isn’t the fucking Hilton, and you can tell the thin walls have been put up recently, but the walls aren’t covered in old spunk. The other thing I noticed is that instead of haggard old housewives, these glory holes are staffed by women you’d actually love to fuck. There are no famous pornstars, but they’ve got a ton of beautiful Czech amateurs sucking and fucking through a hole in the wall.
Unlike too many modern paysites, MadGloryHoles has a lot of free video previews out front. I checked out the 80-second trailer for the aptly titled Blindfolded With A Huge Black Dildo In Her Mouth! The first 30 seconds are site montage, showing snippets of stripteases, glory hole fucking, and a woman pissing in her yoga pants. When the starlet of the scene appears, we see her sniffing panties and peeing into a boot before putting half her body through a hole and getting boned by a stranger. A few more women get the same treatment in the last twenty seconds.
Tickets to the Glory Hole and a Bonus, Too
I felt the vibe right away, so I was eager to check out what was inside the member’s area. Making my way to the signup page, I see that the regular rate is thirty bucks a month, just like it is almost everywhere else. One thing MadGloryHoles has going for it that other joints don’t, though, is their network status. Membership includes full access to the entire MadHotX network. Right now, that only comprises Mad Glory Holes and Mad Masseur, but networks like this tend to expand as they age.
This is a MadGloryHoles review, so I don’t want to spend too much time on MadMasseur, but it’s worth mentioning since it’s included with the subscription. MadMasseur is a reality porn site with “hidden” cameras capturing the action as women bang a mechanic who also happens to be a golden-handed masseuse. As with MadGloryHoles, they’re shooting with many beautiful Czech women you’ve probably never seen in a dirty movie before.
The signup page promises regular updates. The thing is, though, I couldn’t find any release dates listed anywhere, so it’s not clear what they mean by “regular.” All I can say with any certainty is that they’ve been alternating releases. The most recent video is a Mad Masseur flick starring a redhead 18+ teen, and before that was a glory hole surprise for a black-haired chick. Continuing to go back, I see Mad Masseur giving a fisting and squirting lesson, a babe in bondage gear at the glory hole, a massage with more fisting, and more of that bondage chick at the glory hole.
The current Mad Glory Holes catalog has about twenty movies, plus you get the bonus fuck flicks over at MadMasseur. It isn’t the most extensive porno collection in the world, that’s for sure, but the rarity of the niche means it may well be worth that entry fee anyway. If this were just a random lesbian or teen blowjob site with twenty videos, it would be a hard sell, but there aren’t many glory-hole sites to choose from. That said, there’s something you should know about those glory hole episodes they’re putting out.
Are These All Really Different Movies?
I can’t help noticing that MadHotX videos on both sites are relatively short compared to other premium smut, clocking in at around ten minutes a pop, give or take a couple of minutes. That strikes me as odd, especially with the glory hole videos since movies of the genre tend to have really fucking long runtimes. Obviously, they’re shooting a bunch of “episodes” in one session and then staggering the releases because you’ll see the same girls in the same outfits at the same holes.
I have mixed feelings about this. Usually, when I see one porno movie chopped up into multiple releases, I get annoyed because it means you’re getting fewer movies for your membership fee. Sometimes it even feels like a total rip-off, like you’re being shortchanged. In the case of MadGloryHoles.com, though, I’m willing to cut them some slack because it’s a difficult genre to film.
One of the main reasons I shoot one-on-one movies for PornDudeCasting is that I love having that kind of interaction with pornstars. Another reason is just the logistics of it. For example, any sort of gangbang scene can be a real bitch to shoot because you’ve got to hope all the guys show up, and they can all get hard. You’d think it’d be easy to get guys to show up for some easy head and easy pussy, but it isn’t uncommon for them to get cold feet and no-show. Oh, and just how easy do you think it is to find sexy women willing to take on a bunch of anonymous cock through a hole in the wall?
All things considered, I’m willing to overlook the relatively small collection size and short movies. What really sells Mad Glory Holes is the promise of real amateurs having real sex with real strangers through a wall, plain and simple. It’s a relatively common fantasy, but it’s rare to see it depicted in a film, and it’s even rarer to see it portrayed well. These guys nail it with precisely the kind of raw, sleazy, exciting, ludicrously erotic vibe you’d want from the genre.
MadGloryHoles.com is definitely worth checking out for anybody interested in the glory hole fantasy. There aren’t many movies, but the ones they do have do justice to the genre. It is admittedly kind of a deep niche to jerk off to, day in and day out, which makes that included MadHotX network access even more appealing. So if and when you get tired of watching chicks with their upper half in another fucking room, tune in to the reality porn adventures of that freaky masseuse guy. Raw, nasty sex abounds. You’re going to love it.