Chicks with dicks. T-girls, trannies, call it as you want, but the fact is that dudes all over the world are crazy for this shit! No man would ever admit to wanking off to the sight of fake tits and big erect cock, but what’s a big deal? You watch anal all the time, and you never pay attention to the pricks doing all the work! Relax!
Today, I am gonna show you the page that takes transgender porn to a whole new level. Meet faphouse.com, a legendary xxx page that doesn’t settle for mediocre shit. Feel privileged, mothafuckers, and start counting those greens in your wallet right now! You’re gonna need them!
Some basic info for all stone-age fuckers
I’ve reviewed faphouse.com before. Many times before, always focusing on a different category. However, the situation is different today. Fans of transgender porn are often particular about their smut, so I am gonna review faphouse.com/transgender like it’s the first time. Look at it from the standpoint of some fucker who just crawled from under a rock and who doesn’t know fuck about faphouse.com. It’s not gonna be boring! It’s gonna be TPD-style awesome!
The logo could be interpreted as a house or a crown. In any case, it conveys a clear message – this joint is the king of premium sites and a house of thousands of porn movies. To be exact, the faphouse.com/transgender collection counts a crazy number of videos. Let me elaborate. See, on top of the faphouse homepage, you’ll get to choose whether you want to watch straight, gay, or transgender content. Of course, you’re gonna go with faphouse.com/transgender.
Once you are done with that shit, you are gonna see another list of categories, niche porn. In this case, the transgender stash is divided into 67 niche categories. Some of the biggest ones are Amateur, counting around 5.4K videos, Solo with 5K, Masturbation with 3K, anal masturbation, blonde, and handjob with around 2K videos each. I am too fucking lazy to add up the number of videos in each of the niche categories to come up with the size of the whole transgender collection, but it’s huge. Trust me on this one! More transgender porn than you’ll be able to watch for a lifetime!
One of the best places in terms of design
No ads and tons of filtering options! That’s all a website needs for me to call it awesome. No random ads, shitty affiliate links, or those dull thumbnails that don’t show any kind of preview. On faphouse.com/transgender, each thumbnail shows a short video preview as well as the info on the picture quality. HD and 4K are all over the place! I’ve been here a couple of times, and I know that there are some SD releases too, but I’m not gonna shit on your parade! Not yet!
No shooting in the dark with faphouse.com/transgender! First of all, you’re gonna get to see a free trailer. Maybe it’s fair to call it a video preview. In any case, it’s more than enough to show you what the video is about. If you are not a visual type (if you are a sissy or a horny chick that glances at t-boys when mama is not around), you can read the short video description below the trailer.
The page shows the uploading dates, but it’s stupid to speak about the updating schedule when you review one section alone. Websites, no matter how diligent they are, add new stuff in batches, sometimes paying equal attention to every category, and sometimes they just add a bunch of anal porn and skip transgender for a day or two. If you become a member of faphouse.com, rest assured that you are gonna get 600 new videos each day. You did realize that you unlock the whole website, not just transgender, once you make the payment? You know what? I don’t need to know the answer! I choose to live in the dark, believing that my readers have some nerve cells left.
Let’s discuss the pricing first
No cheap shit here, fuckers! Only the best of the best, for those who want to spend some dough on quality fapping material. You’ll have to spend $9.99 to unlock the page for a whole month. No trial periods or any similar bullshit. $7.99/month is the price for the three-month membership plan. The yearly plan comes at the cost of $5.99/month, and the lifetime subscription to faphouse.com and it’s faphouse.com/transgender section is $299.99. This is one of those occasions where the lifetime subscription actually makes sense.
Once you make the payment, all videos on this page are gonna become available for streaming and downloading – all 349,085 of them, to be exact. HD and 4K flicks touching every fucking fetish that exists on this pervy planet! To make the payment, you are gonna have to enter your credit card details and fill out a form with stuff like email and username. Plenty of hot things still left to mention, so I am gonna skip the boring signing-up part and skip straight to the boning.
More good news incoming
Where to start to make you understand? The term transgender is not narrow enough. Sectioning a website into straight, gay, and transgender can hardly be seen as proper categorization. Trannies have long become an integral part of the adult entertainment industry, shooting for big adult studios all over the world. Speaking of studios, one of the ways to select the content of your liking is to choose the studio name in the list. Asian Tgirl, Radical shemale, Tranny Fantasy, and Chicks with Dix are only some of the names mentioned in the Guy Fucks Transwomen niche.
The next thing you want to check out is the boxes on the right side of the faphouse.com/transgender homepage. Check the appropriate box, depending on whether you want to watch the latest or most popular releases. Now, the picture quality. Although faphouse.com/transgender claims to present 4K and HD porn, the truth is that some videos in this collection are SD. The good news, however, is that you get to skip the grainy part if you check the HD or 4K box. In most cases, the biggest number of videos on faphouse are HD, followed by the SD stash. Only one small part of each collection is 4K porn. Not too good, but not terrible either. Definitely not a reason for you to quit faphouse.com/transgender.
All the info that you’ll ever need
I’ve been here many times before, probably too many times. I’ve been in the biz long enough to know that the majority of premium videos are around 30 minutes long. On faphouse.com/transgender, videos’ running time ranges from 5 minutes to one hour, sometimes longer, but most flicks are around 40 minutes. However, bear in mind that the size of this stature would never present some clips or half-ass flicks. Full-length videos only, and the running time depends on the studio that shot the porn.
Tags, pornstars, descriptions, it’s all there below each video, making the decision as easy as it gets. Transgender content just keeps piling up, and the result is freakin’ amazing. Faphouse.com/transgender is jam-packed with orgies, gangbangs, threesomes, blowjobs, solos…you name it, faphouse.com/transgender has it. The only thing that stands in between you and faphouse.com/transgender is the handful of dollars that you are squeezing in your cheap hand. Go wild!
Final thoughts
If one website alone was enough to meet the needs of all porn enthusiasts on the globe, I would have stopped writing these reviews and gone on some goddamn farm and invested my millions into a carrot farm. With the way things are going in the food market, I would become a billionaire in a year. However, I know that smut consumers are spoiled to the core. One site is never enough, no matter how good it might be. The voyeurs within keep pushing horny fuckers to explore more and more, making them feel that there’s always more on the web that still needs to be discovered.
If you are looking for a fine website that has everything you need in terms of filtering tools and video info, you’ve come to the right place. If you want HD porn for free, fuck off elsewhere. Faphouse.com/transgender is for fine gentlemen who have a thing for chicks with dicks. Classy as hell! Get serious now! Consider going premium! It’s gonna change the way you look at xxx pages! So long, fellas!