Have you ever tried Jerkaoke? Before you answer, I guess I’d better explain a little more about what I’m talking about. This ain’t like the time you got really drunk at the bar and screamed half the words to Sweet Caroline into the mic before puking on yourself and cussing out the girl who didn’t want to go home with you. That kind of experience is technically referred to Assholaoke, which is not to be confused with the anal stuff you’ll find on this next website. Nah, the jerks here are physical motions, not dickheads like your dad. You get what I’m getting at yet?
Based on the name, I thought Jerkaoke.com was going to be a porn site where the girls sing while getting banged. There’s actually a lot more going on than dirty karaoke, but the name fits because they’re putting out fun, light-hearted, premium hardcore dirty movies. They’re a relatively new brand, having dropped their first video toward the end of 2021, but you wouldn’t guess that from the hundreds of thousands of visitors they get every month. Let’s see what all those perverts are fapping to.
Get Your Jerks In Here
If you want to know the truth, I was already excited about this one before I even started poking around. Why? Well, yesterday I reviewed one of their sister sites, Delphine Films, and I was really fucking impressed by what I saw. Long story short, Delphine does highly polished, highly cinematic, highly fucking filthy fuck flicks, and they shoot with some top-shelf talent. Model Media, who run both sites and a handful of others, are an Asian company who’s been shaking up the scene since 2019. They ain’t half as famous yet as brands like Brazzers, but I expect them to keep rising in prominence as more people see this stuff.
On to today’s topic: Jerkaoke. Right away, I could tell I was looking at material with similarly high production values. This company puts a fair amount of cash into the sets and costumes, so the thumbnails all look more polished and colorful than your typical reality porn paysite. A number of scenes are shot on their gameshow set, with X-rated neon lights glowing in the background while pretty girls play beer bong or limbo naked.
Oh, and let’s talk about those pretty girls. As with Delphine Films, Jerkaoke.com is working with a rotating cast of stunning and talented pornstars. If you’re a regular porn viewer, you’ll start recognizing women right away. Not to toot my own horn, but a lot of these babes have stopped by the PornDudeCasting couch, where I got to know them in the biblical sense. Gianna Dior, Vanessa Vega, Gia Derza, and Kira Noir are just a few of the women we have in common, so it’s clear they have good taste.
Speaking of good taste, Alyx is in a movie called Blowjob Champion, where she and Mae Milano try to figure out who gives the best head. Jerkaoke.com has plenty of free video previews, unlike so many other paysites these days, so I took a look at the trailer. It’s shot in a classic porn style, with multiple cameras, solid editing and a ridiculous premise that gives them all the excuse they need to film a bunch of dirty sex. There’s a lot more than blowjobs in this threesome, from pussy eating to doggystyle to face riding to cumshots.
But What About the Whole Thing?
I love free previews, but you know what? Two minutes just ain’t enough for me unless I’m in a real hurry. I’ve got enough time today to watch some full movies and enjoy a nice long wank, assuming the baristas here at Starbucks don’t call the police again. With that in mind, I made my way to the signup page.
Jerkaoke.com membership is cheap as fuck! The regular recurring rate is just seven bones a month for streaming only, or eleven if you want downloads, too. I usually get annoyed when downloads cost extra, but considering most paysites are $30 for the basic shit, this is still a solid bargain. The three-month package doesn’t give you as much of a break on the rate as other sites, but you still end up paying way less than you would elsewhere.
The signup page says they’re putting out “2+ Videos Weekly Updates,” which isn’t quite true. Peeking at the upload dates on recent releases, it looks like they’re dropping a new porno every Friday. It’s less than what they’re claiming, but they’re still meeting my golden standard for paysites with the weekly release, and I appreciate the steady and predictable schedule.
As of this writing, the full stash includes about 90 movies. Compared to sites that have been around for years, that’s a little bit light, but it should still take you quite a while before you start getting bored. Most of the movies clock in between thirty and forty minutes, so they ain’t skimping you with short videos or chopped-up episodes like some of the other paysites out there.
Who’s Up for an X-Rated Gameshow?
One of the hardest things about being a professional masturbator is just trying to decide where to begin your fap tests. On a site like this, where so many movies look fapworthy, it’s a serious dilemma. I checked out the Categories filter first, to see if there was anything that caught my eye. Jerkaoke offers a nice range of porn subgenres and sex acts, from lesbians to facials, anal to cuckold, foursomes to ass-to-mouth.
I checked off the Big Ass box and the search results spat out 15 films with a bit of extra junk in the trunk. I’d been wanting to watch one of the Jerkaoke game show videos, so I couldn’t resist clicking the one that showed Alyx limboing under the limbo stick. The girl is fucking beautiful, and I know from experience that she can really fuck.
The half-hour movie opens like a gameshow intro, only with more boobs. April Olsen is the host, who introduces the contestants and lays out the ground rules. I didn’t catch many of the rules, because the girls look so fucking gorgeous in their sheer harem outfits. The first game has Alyx shooting suction-cup arrows at dick drawings while her male costar feels her up.
I skipped ahead a bit to the limbo scene from the thumbnail. I’d gotten Alyx to hula hoop, so I knew she was a limber chick, but the scene is definitely still worth watching. That’s followed by some balloon popping, which I’m sure the fetishists will appreciate, but the real action starts about fifteen minutes in.
There’s something about going from a light-hearted gameshow sequence to a sex scene that’s just so fucking hot. I think it’s the tone shift while remaining in the same setting. There are other people on all but the most amateur porn sets, but they’re invisible and basically implied not to exist. That suspension of disbelief doesn’t come into play here because we just watched them doing the gameshow thing, which makes it feel like we’re witnessing intimacy in public. What if Alex Trebek whipped his dick out and started boning a contestant on Jeopardy?
If you spring for the full Jerkaoke membership with downloads, this one’s worth a permanent spot in your permanent spank bank. It starts with missionary, followed by head giving and then doggystyle, and then dude is on top again, drilling the beautiful Alyx with BBC. Who ultimately wins the gameshow? I’d argue it’s you, me, and whoever else is shaking their dick at the screen while watching this delectable bit of smut.
Jerkaoke.com would be worth the money even if they were charging the industry-standard thirty bucks a month. At the rate they’re currently charging, it’d almost be a waste and a shame not to sign up. They really nail all the points I look for in a porn site, from the weekly releases to the 90-movie catalog to the high quality of the talent and the movies they’re banging out. In particular, I think Jerkaoke will really appeal to masturbators who like their dirty movies delivered with a bonus dose of fun, because everyone around here is having plenty. Check out the previews and see how the vibe makes you feel.