Teenage Porn X doesn’t make you guess what kind of smut they’re peddling, instead spelling out half their gimmick right there in the title. “Best of Teen HD Porn” reads the deceptively simple motto beneath the logo. Unless you’re brand new to the internet, you already know that most sites claim to the biggest or the best or the easiest to jack off to, which is why it’s often a good idea to consult a certified expert like myself to make sure it’s worth the squirt of lube. I will say that the traffic here speaks volumes about the quality of the material; with an easy half million visitors a month, a lot of productive hours are swirling slow and sticky down the drain.
You’ve probably figured out that TeenagePornX.com deals in teenage porn, but that’s only part of the formula. Instead of the usual sample clips, social porn and amateur iPhone blowjobs, this free tube specializes in full-length teen fuck flicks samples. That’s good news for a pervert like me, whose hands and wrists are a gnarled mess of Repeat Stress Injury from the constant masturbation and typing. Instead of clicking through a dozen short scenes as I’m polishing the bishop, I can settle in for a nice, long, relaxing fap break. At least, that’s the idea, so let’s see how well it actually works out for me.
Putting the X in Teenage Porn X
The front page of Teenage Porn X doesn’t look all that different from your average free tube. The header’s simple as fuck, letting the wall of dirty thumbnails do all the talking. The little preview pics don’t move here, but they don’t have to, because each screengrab or posed sex pic tells a similar story of teenage bimbos doing squats on cock, swallowing hard sausage or teaming up with their friends for some real fun.
Right away, I started recognizing women I’ve whacked off to or even banged myself. There are a ton of famous teen pornstars getting filled with cock around here. I see recently added films starring video whores like Kenzie Reeves, Chloe Temple, Lana Rhodes and Angela White. There have also been recent appearances by Lauren Phillips, Dixie Lynn, and Jazlyn Ray, all of whom I’ve gotten to know quite intimately over at PornDudeCasting.
The full TeenagePornX picture menu of pornstars currently stretches on for 41 pages, and they ain’t through by a damn sight. Some of the nitpickers in the audience might notice that not all of the listed babes are still in their teenage years. Sluts like Abella Danger (26 years old) and Adriana Chechik (recently 30) are both listed on the first page of the Pornstars index, but I certainly ain’t complaining. Anyway, a lot of the movies here feature intergenerational action between MILFs and teens, so I think you’re going to be happy with what you find.
There are some amateur women, too, though you won’t find any of that shaky, 12-second vertical bullshit you find on some of the shittier tubes. The “amateur” content here is the more polished style you find on sites like Exploited College Girls and Backroom Casting Couch. While you may not recognize these genuine teen girls next door, you’re never going to settle for poorly filmed uglies on TeenagePornX.
Where Did All These College Sluts Come From?
I’ve been sitting on one of Teenage Porn X’s best features, though I’m guessing a lot of you figured it out when I told you who stars in these movies. Women like Brooklyn Gray, Carolina Sweet and Cherie DeVille ain’t exactly lining up to get banged on cam by any ol’ rando with a camera and a boner. The professional humpers tend to shoot with professional studios, so that’s what you’re going to find in TeenagePornX.com’s collection.
The full-length teen porno movies samples here come from some of the biggest studios and most popular paysites. The Latest Videos out on the front page include fresh drops from Vixen, Brazzers, Blacked and ExploitedCollegeGirls. Scrolling down the page, I see movies from RealityKings, BangBros, BrattySis, TushyRaw, and ExxxtraSmall. I’ve reviewed all of these joints here at ThePornDude, so take a look if you want a little more insight on any of them. (The short version is that they’re all putting out high-quality teen smut. These are literally some of the best in the business!)
The Categories page on TeenagePornX.com is a bit different from the lists you’ll find elsewhere. While they do organize the content with the usual set of tags like Blowjob, Brunette, Cowgirl and Cumshot, their actual Categories page is a breakdown of the different sites they’re pulling content from. They currently list 40 providers of high-end teen pornography. Besides the ones I’ve already mentioned, they’re fucking with Defloration, Nubiles, Pure18, PureTaboo and TeensLoveAnal. I could go on, but you get the point.
If I have one complaint about the setup, I do wish they had a browsable list of Tags like other sites do. The search function quickly brought me back results for everything I tried, from Anal to Feet to BDSM, so I know they’ve done a good job indexing the content. I’d just like to be able to browse by category, and it wouldn’t be difficult to implement.
The range of 18+ teen content is certainly impressive. All the basics are more than covered, offering up 18+ teenage variations of lesbian sex, cuckolding, casting and a whole lot of fake taboo, plus a little bit of lighter fetish content from time to time. Come for the teen interracial, stay for the college footjobs and blindfolded family creampies.
Watching Teen Pornstars for Free
I couldn’t find any upload dates listed on Teenage Porn X, so I can’t tell you exactly how fast the collection is growing. I can tell you the current count stands at around 1100 movies, which means you’ve got your work cut out for you if you were hoping to fap your way through the entire thing. Hell, I’m a professional masturbator and this might take me all week.
What I do in my free time is between me and the neighbors on the other side of the wall, but I still had an official fap test to conduct. With that in mind, I pulled up the very latest addition to TeenagePornX, a 42-minute Vixen video starring the lovely Amber Moore.
TeenagePornX keeps their videos on a couple different servers, which means you shouldn’t run into issues with dead links or broken video players. They also provide a download link beneath the video player, so you collectors can go ahead and fill up your hard drives. Downloads are no longer a given even when you’re paying for your smut, so it’s always nice to see the feature on a free tube.
The video opens with Amber doing a little voiceover while she cleans up the house in a needlessly sexy outfit. I could probably watch the babe vacuum all day as long as she’s dressed like that, but I skipped ahead a couple minutes. After masturbating in the shower, Amber’s boyfriend shows up and his dick’s in her mouth by the five-minute mark.
It’s a nice bit of smut, but it’s not like I expected any less. It’s a Vixen video, after all, not some random bit of bullshit they ripped straight from another teen tube. I’m a porn nerd, so I could ramble on about Greg Lansky and the other shit he’s done besides Vixen, but even the most casual porn fan will notice the quality immediately.
And that’s all pretty standard on Teenage Porn X. The free tube itself may not be producing any of the content, but they’ve clearly got very high standards for inclusion on the site. If it ain’t full-length, teenage and from a major producer, it ain’t making the cut. That’s good news for fans of the genre.
So what are you waiting for, a permission slip or a formal invitation? TeenagePornX.com is ready to go, no waiting necessary. Just get in there and start shaking your dick at their fat and growing collection of full-length pornos samples starring the hottest teen pornstars in the world. That’s what I’m going to be doing for the rest of the day.