Fx Porn! It seems that these simple porno websites are all I can run into lately, and honestly it’s not like I mind since it’s quite easy to get around these pages. It only takes a few clicks to see everything the page has to offer. I mean, you will soon enough take a look at FxPorn.net, and you will notice that the homepage is pretty much the only important page, but after a while, you will find out that the page has a few big flaws. Well, “a few” is overdoing it, there are two important things that are worth mentioning but other than that there is pretty much nothing else.
For starters, I’d like to mention that the website is crowded with loads of amazing new HD videos, and these are all over the place, but there are a few downsides…no, you don’t have to pay for these videos, but you have to watch a painful amount of ads every time that you try to open up anything on FX Porn, and when I say anything, I really mean it. Trying to open up a header tab will bring up three new advertisements to the screen, and these are not the good kind of ads that just stick to the side of the screen where they don’t do much, but rather, these ads fill the entire screen up, and as such they are a force to be reckoned with. Something you should fear…or something that pisses you off, it’s your call.
The dreaded advertisements
So, I’ve already mentioned that this website is quite useful, and it’s pretty much everything a man needs to get off. However, there are some flaws, and the most important flaws are the advertisements that pop up all over the place whenever you try to watch a video. While it won’t bother you the first few times it happens, you will get fed up with it eventually, and when this happens you might even want to leave Fx Porn, but you won’t since you will be captivated by the great full-length HD content you can find on the page.
Clicking on the tabs will bring up three to five ads that will show up either as entirely new tabs or they will be entirely new windows that pop up. Luckily, these windows don’t do anything too annoying as playing some weird audio recording, which is an occurrence that isn’t too weird for pages such as this one.
Then, you will notice that clicking on a video will also bring up ads, but usually fewer ads will show up. Then, if you decide to click some spot on the player, you will have to face a small army of advertisements in this scenario as well, which sucks. So, do not rewind the videos unless you have nerves of steel, and do not change the volume either as this will also bring up a whole lot of advertisements.
Looks matter more than the brains!
I like simple pages, and I’ve said this numerous times by now, so I’d like to say that I am pleased with the design of FxPorn.net. The homepage looks quite nice. A lovely grey background on top of which you find dozens of thumbnails that are neatly organized, and on top of them you get to see the most popular tags, and these have been painted orange so that you can spot them more easily. Underneath every thumbnail (the thumbnails won’t turn into small video previews once you hover with your cursor above them) there is some basic information, such as the title of the video, the “age” of the video and all of the actors that perform in the video. Also, it shows you the number of people who have seen the video and the studio that made the video. Later I will explain why the studios matter so much on this website. They truly are crucial while most porno pages don’t even mention them unless they are really famous websites. Now, FxPorn doesn’t roll like that, but we’ll talk more about that later.
Even cavemen would have made a homepage more complex, but that’s not a bad thing
I like it when a page doesn’t make their page too complex, but rather, they only need three to four tabs, and that’s it. The first tab is the homepage where you can find the newest videos, the upcoming videos, and the “best” videos. The best videos can be sorted out according to their ratings in the past week or the past month. If you click on the button in the far right corner that says “random” a random video will play for you, which is pretty neat once in a while when you don’t know what kind of porn you want to see. Don’t worry about seeing some gay movie after clicking on this button, since FXPorn.net will only bring up straight and lesbian porn (but lesbian porn is generally considered to be straight porn as it is mostly straight men who watch this).
You will also notice that this page has loads of videos uploaded to it. There are around 30 thousand videos in total, and new videos are getting uploaded every day. It’s safe to say that you definitively won’t be getting bored on FXPorn.net. I mean, if thirty thousand videos aren’t enough to entertain you, you might as well be Zeus. That dude went around and fucked everything he could. Having a libido that huge surely can’t be healthy, can it? Well, maybe if you’re a Greek god.
Then, you will notice that there is a tab that is entirely dedicated to categories, but these aren’t categories in the regular sense, but rather, these are just names of studios, and you get to see loads and loads of big names in here, which truly is a pleasant surprise. I mean, most of these videos shouldn’t be available to the public, since you usually have to pay to see these, but hey, they are still available to us for some reason. Stuff from FakeAgent, NubilesPorn, FakeAgent UK, Babes and so on can be found here. However, there are some “normal” categories here, but only the basic stuff such as “Blowjob” and “POV,” but there are even some straight up pointless categories that most people do not want to see such as “kiss.” I mean, kissing isn’t disgusting or anything, but you know, porn kinda loses its purpose if you water it down to kissing. Kissing can be seen on TV as well, so yeah.
Lots of great big names and lots big titties and butts, or even small ones if you like those better
So, the “pornstars” header tab is surely worth checking out as it filters out porn in a new way. You click on the name of a certain pornstar and videos in which the pornstar has starred in will pop up. This is great if you fall in love with a certain pornstar’s body or face or whatever. Maybe it’s the way they breathe heavily while taking dick? I don’t care, but you know, you can like a certain girl for very weird reasons, and that’s fine.
Should I fight them or join them?
So, what does creating an account on FxPorn.net do for me? IT gives you full access to every single channel, and it provides you with exclusive footage. You may also stream and download videos with no restrictions, and the download speeds are amazing. Furthermore, you gain access to high-resolution photo galleries and professional and prompt customer support, and this will all become available to you if you get an all-access pass. Joining the page is 100% secure and discreet.
I also have to mention that the account creation process is pretty simple and it only takes you a few minutes. For starters, you need to come up with a username without using anything that isn’t a latter, then you need to come with a password, and you also need to give the folks at FXPorn.net your email address. Then you need to tell them about your gender and what gender are you interested in. You may also tell them about your birthday, and that’s the entire account creation process, boss, you’re in!
Should I waste my time here?
The bottom line is: FXPorn.net is crowded with great pornography, it’s HD, it’s full-length, it’s everything you need, but if you’re an impatient man you shouldn’t go for it as you will often have to wait a lot because of advertisements that love to pop up all the time. These can truly ruin your browsing experience, but if you’re a man with an iron will and an iron cock, then you will love FXPorn.net.